e) Look what a dick! And not the one hanging out of his trousers.
I think it could work as a chat up if you came up with a cheesey enough line :)
ps. hello i just registered :)
hello, i have a dick in my sock, care for a drink? muhahahah!
Hiya! Welcome to depravity!
Has nobody else noticed the pun on "click here to enlarge"?? I think id wear it at parties just to see if anyone noticed.
"excuse me but your cock seems to be dangling by your shoe?"
"Would you like it to dangle somewhere else??"
Maybe Love honey will send some out for us to roadtest. Then we will know for sure what a babe magnet this thing is.
hmm im not sure it would look too good on me :p
Anyone been sent any free toys to review yet?
aye :) 2 weeks ago - it was gooooood :)
How entirely too rude!
What did you get sent?
i got the tracey cox supersex massager, which as you'll read from my review was very nice indeed :) and its pink! bonus!!!
Maybe I just haven't been good enough to warrant it yet
~*~melps~*~
Yep, I have. But given that I've only been a member for just over a week, I'm not going to pout too much about it... yet!
I've just got an email telling me they're sending my third toy to review :) Had a Dinky Pink, a Jessica Rabbit 2.0, and now I'm getting a gold mini thingy (cant remember the name lol).
Might depend on your rank? Or how much you post etc?
I wonder if anyone has actually worn those pants out...
(worn out as in gone out in them, not worn out vibrator style. Ick now all I can think of is being penetrated with big furry penis pants!)
Had to have a giggle at the "it's quite girthy" comment from wizadora in her review.
I don't know why, it just tickled me as a phrase!
Pants? What are we talking about here? *lost*
Ok, I do kinda~sorta want to say something sarcastic at this point. But I won't because it evidently doesn't translate.
I did say that I wasn't going to pout about it too much yet because I have only been a member a week. Plus, and in all honesty, I'm not here for the freebies, I'm currently quite happy with the frank discussions regarding the "taboo" subject that is sex.
As for my reviews, I actually thought a lot about this. Mine are no shorter than crayola's (or yours) and I'm also of the opinion that if you write an entire freakin' essay about a vibrator, no-one's going to bother reading it, so it's not going to be any help to anyone.
Of course, if I'm wrong, I'll take the correction (corporal? Yes please!) but that was my take on it anywho.
OoooOH! LOL... ok... you're forgiven!
I can also see why the advice would be warranted if my reviews were only 3 lines long!
I also apologise for getting a little sniffy with you, I thought I'd put quite a lot of effort into my reviews in an attempt to keep them useful but still short enough that they're not essays that no-one will read!
Feel the lurve... oh yeah...
Does that mean I don't get my "correction", though?
Damn.