In the interests of, well, boredom-
http://www.bigsextoys.com/resources_fakecum.html
3 fake cum recepies!
The wonders of the internet o_O
I know you can get fake puke - don't aqsk all to do with leadership so called and proving an affinity to the troops when resussitating? resus Annie the doll !!
Name not given to preserve the inept !!
I've gone to work on a resus Annie loads of times but never a puking one. She looked a bit peeky once, maybe I had been eating too much garlic or something.
I've taken the liberty of copying this interesting tip from your fake cum recipe site Crayola... It seems there are pitfalls we must all beware of.
Thought I should pass along this safety tip sent in by a friend: "I recently purchased a dildo with a squeeze bulb to make it squirt during play. The manufacturer included a recipe for "cum" that included sweet condensed milk, egg white and sugar. A friend in the medical profession pointed out that sugar in vaginas can cause instant yeast infections and probably wouldn't be a good idea for anal play either. Additionally, raw egg white can be a source of salmonella which causes Salmonella enterocolitis, an infection in the lining of the small intestine. He suggested using plain yogurt and diluting it with water to the consistency of cum.
Lifelong learning uh !! Thanks.
Resus Annie pukes?! She used to just scare the shit out of me, which is a whole different bodily function...
Let's not go there Crayola hun............. please !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i would have practiced more if Resus Annie had bigger less boyish breasts. I often wonder what would happen if I had to do it for real on a woman with firt firm breasts that really got in the way whether I would hold back for fear of bruising them. (I know I shouldn't be wondering that, but when you have just ripped open Annies top you can't help it. Chances are pretty thin though, it is normally old codgers or the terminally obese who end up carking it on the beach not nubile youngsters (used to be a beach lifeguard).
Big boobs (real ones nayway) still go flatish when you're on your back though, so I assume they wouldn't impede matters too much.
Generally people complain when you strip them naked before resuscitating them. I've found this in my experience anyway. So as long as a bra's there it'll hold them in their boob shape I'd presume.
I could be wrong. I have no boobs to speak of. Not even moobs.
*Tries it*
Hmm- suppose it depends on how padded the bra is?
This is a strange conversation...
This whole thread has been nothing but weirdness.
Started with verbs, moved onto lumpy cum, then fake cum (I've noticed there's a review page for it here), then resuscitation dolls.
Quite possibly the most random convo ever.
review page for fake cum?
Link please- that'd be a giggle
Well how the bejesus do you pump it out !!!
with an ejaculating toy apparently.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/vibrators/perfect-shot-ejaculating-vibrator/reviews.aspx
It also says don't swallow. Gotta wonder- if you can't squirt it in your mouth would you trust squirting it anywhere else?!
If you look closely at the label it says it is for use with a condom demonstrator, so I suppose it is designed for use in sex education classes. Do you think the "Shake well before use" tip on the label is a joke?
I think the greatest consumer of fake cum is the porn industry, don't you think?
Just to change the tack again, what about this one.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10983
According to the blurb, if girls see me wearing this they will think I have a 36 inch penis.
So girls. If you saw me wearing this what would your reaction be?
a) Wow that's the biggest cock I have ever seen, I have just got to experience what that feels like thrusting deep inside me. NOW!!
or
b) Wow that's the biggest cock I have ever seen, there's now way I want that anywhere near me, ever, where's the nearest exit?
or
c) Look everyone there's a man with a cheap dildo hanging out of the bottom of his trousers.
or maybe
d) Look everyone, that guys butt plug has fallen out.
hahahahahaha thats brilliant!! its like the longest thinnest penis in the world!! i choose.....c! :)