If I were a LH designer I would invent....

My latest idea is for a quality piece of sex toy storage furniture shaped like a solid footstool cube. 🙂

Firstly, I'd have it on castors so I could wheel it around. Then I'd have the top with a cushioned lid that would lift up to reveal vertical pigeon holes for our glass dildos. Half of these would be 'full size' and half shorter sized to cater for different lengths. The remaining space above the short size half could then be used for something else (I'm thinking maybe an open-sided box on the underside of the lid by the hinge-side where I could pop little bits and bobs in).

For the main body I'd have a cupboard door with more pigeon holes for our vibrators. I think I'd have all the doors magnet locked too. I'd also have a set of USB plugs in there for charging (with a mains plug coming out the back). I'd also include a whole selection of different coloured bags so each toy was easily found.

I'm sure I'll remember/think of extras, but I'll let everyone else chip in if they want. 🙂👍