Never got round to changing my username but itâs probably easy to guess, it was the ex and mine favourite snack.
Mine is a username which hsd followed me since my early teen emo days ⌠it was never a phase
Yippee as you can all see my user name has now changed from user 763, so no there are not two strange women on the forum as its âonly meâ.
Finally @Wood-Nymph 
The green profile picture threw me off a little bit 
Thatâs a much better username @Wood-Nymph now I know what to look out for. I always find your posts sensible and fun 
Would it be ok to âfollowâ your posts @Wood-Nymph ?
I dont mind if you do. 
I am hoping to put a more suitable profile picture on but cant decide.
I hadnât realised it was you! User763 is so yesterday, right?
Yep its me 
Its a mistery
Just a variation of my typical username.
Youâre gonna have to give us more than that. We need at least one clue!!! 
Us Australians are often know for being from the land Down Under, and Wonder Down Under rhymes.
Mines the first part of a name from a book and the pleasure bit is self explanatory..
Mine Came from something My EX wife said to me once (She had No Idea That I crossdressed at the Time).
I had just started a new business (Machinery moving and install) and I had bought a Large van to carry all my tools and equipment in, I spent most of my spare time kitting it out so most stuff had it own place, draws, cupboards, shelves Etc.
My EX said It was Like I had Another Woman I spent so much time with this van, She Unofficially Named it The âOther Womanâ, But when I had It sign written I got the guy to paint the Name âVanessaâ on it.
Since then the van Morphed into a truck, (well Ive owned 3 since then) the last one being Vanessa 4.
My present wife was the Inspiration to add âTartâ to my user name.
Im sure I explained years ago, but anyway.
My name is Paul and I love my balls, even more so since I have them, and the surrounding areas waxed. Also itâs got a bit of a ring about it.
Iâm adventurous and open to trying new things, but thereâs some hard limits. So its not entirely true.
Trying to remember what was on my mind at the time .. I just wanted to come across as someone who isnât judgemental, is open minded, approachable, happy to share knowledge and experience, wonât knock anything until Iâve tried it. Cringe.
âJust for fun how did you come to chose your username ?â
Herman Huge was a nickname bestowed upon me by my then BIL, the older brother of my 1st wife.
Iâm old enough, born in the 60âs and my BIL was 11 years my senior, born in the 1950âs.
For those old enough and in the states I guess, you should have at least heard of the TV show âThe Munstersâ.
My BIL liked the show and so did I many decades ago. I watched them via re-runs but he watched some in real time being older than I was.
On the show, Herman Munster was a big man, here is a blurb from his Wiki page.
âWhen asked how much he weighs, Herman says: âThree spinsâ, meaning the dial on the scale goes around three times. In the episode âHermanâs Lawsuitâ, his driverâs license gives his weight as 380 pounds (170 kg), height as 7 ft 6 in (2.29 m), and eyes as brown.â
Iâm larger down there and my BIL and others knew from seeing me and being around me enough over the years.
My BIL and I would play basketball against each other, one-on-one in the driveway.
This man was and still is outgoing, a jokester, he was the class clown in school way back when he was in school etc.
When we finished playing basketball against each other one day and we went into the house, others inside asked us how it went.
My BIL said it wasnât fair, he was playing 1 vs. 2. Yes, he was joking, he was saying that he had to play against me and my penis. He told the others it wasnât fair that he had to play 1 vs. 2.
When you play basketball and play defense, you will body up your opponent, push on them, push them away from the hoop or if youâre on offense you can try to back your defender down etc. The point is there is body contact at times while playing basketball and well, you get the point.
My BIL loved the show The Munsters and he began calling me Herman Huge. My then wife, his younger sister, began calling my penis âHerman Hugeâ as many will name their penis or their boobs etc.
To that point in our relationship, my wife and I didnât have a name for my penis, but it became and remained that and itâs still the nickname for my penis even though Iâm long divorced from her now.
I came by Username, as unlikely as it seems, not from any kink aspect regarding me likeing to spank or be spankâŚIt comes from the our gang movies and the lead character namedâŚSpanky.
My house was the central geathering spot for my friends and if there was trouble to be started, it usually came from my active mind. One of my friends just started calling me Spanky and it stuck.