Monster Lover Thread 😈

I hope you’re feeling less tired soon! For some reason I’m feeling totally wiped out this week too. I don’t think the hot weather earlier in the week helped.

Agreed. Havent been well for a while now with a bug, so fun is currently curtailed. Which is frustrating as i bought my first monster dildo and i want to play with

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Oooh! Monster dildo! That’s exciting and sooo annoying that you’re not well enough to play :roll_eyes::unamused:

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Oooooooo tell us more, talk dirty to me… :sweat_smile:

Also on a serious note, I hope you’re feeling better soon :blush:

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I need to post an updated toy box pic at some point :laughing:
I got a green Troll dildo that is so pretty (seriously derives to be on a shelf) and have a dragon one turning up in the post (motto of story, never window shop for sex toys while bored and horny)

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Never food shop when hungry! :rofl:

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Exactly this :laughing: thank you for the well wishes @Kitty-Cat01 @Blonde_Bunny, hopefully i will be feeling better soon and can do more than wistfully gaze at my new toys.

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Does anyone know any good monster romance books? Ive found a few but they seem to be a bit thin on the ground (or are short strories, which are not my cup of tea usually)
Any recomenations?

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Sorry, I haven’t got any suggestions but I was wondering the same thing earlier. I’m more of a short story person though. If I come across anything I’ll pop it on here. Any particular things you like or really dislike?

Im not really picky and im willing to try most things (easiest way to tell whether i’ll like it to be honest). I just like it to be decently written.

J.m. Link and olivia riley have written some brilliant alien stuff (they write very alien aliens). Tiffany Roberts also does some really nice books.
S.j. Sanders does some interesting ones too. I also like lyn galas books, have several on my to read list at the moment.

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@Blonde_Bunny - Damn you Nintendo and your hot monsters! You know what you’re doing, don’t act so innocent :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I’m definitely in the Zora camp (seem to have a thing for fish folk). Sidon’s toothy grin had me feeling things when I played it, haha.

Speaking of Nintendo, I can’t get enough of Princess Peach and Bowser porn. I reckon she gets kidnapped on purpose :joy:

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I’m just there wanting to be inside Mipha :joy::joy::joy:

And I won’t and can’t lie, I have watched a lot, I mean a lot, of BOTW porn… :see_no_evil::woman_facepalming:t3:

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Don’t forget Mario. All good porn has plumbers :rofl:

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Lol - I love the fact the there is a genre of porn based on cartoons/games.

I remember seeing some ā€˜Round the World with Willy Fogg’ porn back in the day - that Indian princess was always going to get some.

Always thought there should be some dogtanion ones too….

(Apologies for those not children of the 70s/80s you’ll probably have no ideawhat I’m talking about)

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And final fantasy. The rabbit people besides others where really cool

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@Green_Eyed_Girl, I’ve got to admit, a lot of the fantasies in my head when I masturbated as a younger woman were from playing games like Final Fantasy :sweat_smile::woman_facepalming:t3:

No, you can’t come into my bedroom, I’m playing a game! Vrrrrrrrr with the PlayStation controller :joy:

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Kimahri in Final fantasy 10 was especially hot in my opinion :wink: id say yes to big buff cat guys anyday

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OMFG. BOTW porn?!
Damn. Two of my favourite things in life combined! :exploding_head:

Thanks for the tip, @Blonde_Bunny
There goes my evening plans out of the window! :rofl: :rofl:

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I know right! What more can anyone need in life :heart_eyes::drooling_face:

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And it’s such an obvious combination, right? Like why has this combination of words never graced my search bar before?! :rofl:

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