@Knottydevil, those words are saved to my homepage 
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@Knottydevil - Thatās rule 34 of the internet for ya. If it exists, then there will be porn of it here 
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@Mint-Monster, Iām sure you wonāt be surprised that I know very well exactly what you speak of 
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Oh boy, donāt Zeldaās ears look cute?! 
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Donāt you just want to pull them from behind
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That particular thought never occurred! 
But thanks! This threadās turning into a deliciously bad influenceā¦ I mean that in the best way possible of course! 
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Saying thatā¦ Iāve just remembered a particularly vivid dream in which I had Tauriel off of the Hobbit pinned to the bed face down, pulling her head back by her hair.
I guess, not so innocent after all! 
Just late to the Zelda porn party!
Loving tiffany roberts new monster romance series. Has a great plot and super characters. Read ensnared in one sitting, On the second book (enthralled) now, have to wait for the third to come out sadly.
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@Blonde_Bunny yesssā¦ LOVE this lynel one 
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Got round to photographing my new friends. the big green one makes the others look tiny by comparison 
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they look totally amazing!
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Enjoy @Green_Eyed_Girl ā¦.really want to buy my missus a āfastasyā dildoā¦but not really sure sheād appreciate it (although I would certainly love to watch her use one). She does like ānon-realistic and funky coloursā¦so a monster/alien one might workā¦and these ridges look like theyād feel nice!
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Wow @Green_Eyed_Girl, just wow Those are all a bit of me right there. Very very nice.
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And for all you Monster Lovers,
The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo really is as good as it looks
In fact, itās betterā¦ 
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There are some nice uk and european indie makers of fantasy dildos out there now. All of mine and alot of @Mint-Monsterās are from this side of the pond. Being able to customise the colour is amazing
@Blonde_Bunny werewolf dildo sounds amazing, i wants one
Yeah, my little collection is fun 
am slowly working my way through them at the moment. Nice to have a variety to choose from, something for every occasion
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Honestly, I swear to you now, it is truly something else
Yeah iāve seen a few on the āonline craft marketā. But wondered what the quality would be like. Also eyed up the āwell knownā ānaughty reptilianā brand but didnt want to get it shipped from the states with all the customer/vat charges etc as an unknownā¦plus not really sure the OH would be up for it!
I did used to know a couple of guys who were silicon āartistsā who used to work in film, and also they used to make really good weapons for use in LARP - pretty sure theyāve probably branched out into this stuff now!
Iāll wait it out and see if I can peak my wifes interest! Thereās just something very exciting for me about non-human dildos that I really like - although of course itās going to be used on her bodyā¦so she needs to be on board too! But good to see LH has started stocking these sorts of fantasy items.
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If you shove āfantasy dildo ukā into google you should find some, there are 3 very reputable uk fantasy makers with their own websites that i can think of off the top of my head. Sadly cant name names, but theyr out there. Some big american brands that do fantasy toys are also available over here, but theyr not cheap sadly (or id own one, some of them are very cool). There is one shop over here that has just started selling a few the famous one too. I keep drooling over them
Some Fantasy makers also do penis toys too, like sleeves and mastorbators and things. The ones ive seen look very cool
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Some of the other Realm toys look real fun too. Exciting times! More please, Lovehoneyā
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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Thatās right. Most of mine are from the UK. The imported ones were a bloody nightmare, so never again! Nothing bad about the products, just all the faff with fees and courier 
Some makers let you pick a random colour option so itās a cool surprise what pattern/colours youāll get when you open them up.
@BLovesC - Iāve bought monster toys from a variety of places and certain brands will be better than others. It tends to be the homemade ones that can be a little āart-projectyā. Still usable and I wouldnāt say no, haha. Some brands have decent toys but horrible customer service.
Tell me about it! Iāve seen some stores make dupes of the more expensive fantasy dildos for way lower which isnāt bad. At least they could be used for dipping your toe in the fantasy pool before you splash out on the big brands. I think one of my tentacles was like Ā£80 and that was discounted by a good percentage. Still makes me wince 
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