Monster Lover Thread šŸ˜ˆ

One fishing lure vs fantasy sex toy poll :grin: as requested.

Spot the sex toys
Numbered from left to right. Top to bottom.
(Simply To reduce confusion about which number is which toy/lure, ive added a short description. This is just what i see so please ignore otherwise :grin: )

  • there are sex toys in there??
  • 1 (pink squid thingy?)
  • 2 (rainbow squid thingy?)
  • 3 (Purple?)
  • 4 (lots of tentacles?)
  • 5 (defies discription)
  • 6 (fish?)
  • 7 (its green)
  • 8 (blue octopus?)
  • 9 (?)
  • 10 (cuttlefish?)
  • 11 (black nā€™spiky)
  • 12 (green/orange squid?)
  • 13 (very pink)
  • 14 (more cuttlefish?)
  • 15 (dildo on a hook? :joy:)
  • 16 (i dont know but it looks fun)
  • ALL OF THEM!! :purple_heart::octopus::purple_heart:
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@Very-Ape - Thatā€™s right. It can also be called teratophilia or exophilia.

Thatā€™s understandable. Just because someone likes monster dildos doesnā€™t mean they are always into banging monsters and thatā€™s totally cool :blush:. Some of these toys are truly works of art and are a joy to look at. All those unusual shapes that are nothing like human genitaliaā€¦ Oh, I wonder what that one would feel like? Could I actually fit that one inside me? Thereā€™s only one way to find out :yum:

Yes, Iā€™ve seen some of the fleshlights. Too bad I canā€™t exactly use them. You can also get monster penis sleeves and cock rings.

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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Hoho, started the party before you. Sorry. Couldnā€™t help myself :joy:

Yep, I think most tentacle toys with be silicone. I have 2 glass ones, but I definitely prefer the softer variety because thatā€™s how I picture tentacles to be. One of mine is made of this very soft/silky silicone and itā€™s probably the most most tentacle-feeling tentacle I have if that makes sense?

Yes, I love that movie! What a beautiful fish-man :heart_eyes: A monster love story done very well.

I use my imagination for the most part, but I also love seeing all that wonderful at work. Just one image can get my mind working out the rest of the scenario. Doesnā€™t even have to be a sexual one, my dirty mind will fill in the gaps. I think a lot of us stumble on to something that floats the boat unexpectedly like that. Scenes in movies or games where most watchers would be terrified and then thereā€™s me like ā€œWhat a cute little dumpling. I want him!ā€ :heart_eyes:

While I can use normal porn, I get bored of it quickly. I prefer just close ups so I donā€™t see the people. But itā€™s always a happy ending when I find some monster porn. Or other people using fantasy dildos is also good.

I know what you mean. Itā€™s like the flood gates have opened and you can finally talk without feeling weird about it :slightly_smiling_face:

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Great thread @Mint-Monster :heart_eyes: I kind of belong here too. Iā€™ve always had a thing for vampires and demons in particular, I guess itā€™s a power thing, the ultimate sub /dom situation. Thereā€™s also the taboo element, Iā€™ve always been a ā€œgood girlā€ except when it comes to sex then I get a bit rebellious.

I discovered monster erotica quite early on by mistake - mainly tentacles and vampires. I accepted the fact that I liked the vampire stuff because it seemed quite mainstream - I love a sexy vampire movie (Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld movies and Iā€™m totally in love with Lucifer but thatā€™s not unusual) but the tentacle stuff freaked me out a bit at first - I enjoyed reading it but then, after, I was thinking why is this turning me on so much? It doesnā€™t worry me anymore thanks to the forum!

I read a lot of vampire / demon type stories and tentacle monster stuff creeps in sometimes too. I donā€™t get on with anything furry or things that resemble actual ā€œearth animalsā€ though, I much prefer monsters that are totally not recognisable as anything in real life if that makes sense?

Iā€™m totally in love with @Mint-Monsterā€™s toy collection and would love to get a few myself - the tentacle ones look amazing and the ones with knotsā€¦ Iā€™m not sure how much I would actually be able to use (if that makes sense?) but the look and feel and the idea that I could use them really excites me. I imagine I could only use the first few inches of the toy, but the challenge is what turns me on I think?! Iā€™m not really sure how to describe it - itā€™s a fantasy thing I guess. Iā€™m not sure my OH would appreciate me owning huge monster dildos though.

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In my mind, I think if I started a collection I think my OH might be more accepting/not intimidated as since they arenā€™t realistic itā€™s not like youā€™re trying to replace their member directly and might be easier for them to accept as fantasy :woman_shrugging: (not that his opinion would stop me :rofl:)

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Maybe but I think he would be more intimidated by the size! Like maybe heā€™s not big enough. Thatā€™s not true - itā€™s just different but I think it might worry him a bit. Iā€™ll probably bring it up at some point. I think heā€™s just fed up with my toy obbsession and ridiculously higher sex drive at the moment :rofl:

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You can get fantasy cock sheaths too. They always sound fun

@Kitty-Cat01 could always try starting with smaller stuff, working up to tentacles. I really love the textured bullet vibe and wand covers you can get. (Working my way up to dildos, plus the postage situation is not helping at the moment)

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But would he want to be as big as a tentacle :thinking: :sweat_smile: Idk, just thinking in terms of me and my partner :rofl: Agree with @Green_Eyed_Girl, start small and work your way up once you feel comfortable :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: Definitely bring it up to him at some point, he might surprise you (he might not have the same feelings but might be willing to help you live your fantasy) :wink::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Didnā€™t think I would be that into this ideaā€¦ But having read this post and the related posts, Iā€™m eyeing off the monster toys on a competitor websiteā€¦

Dunno if the OH @Steffi.O is up for the idea, but I know Iā€™m keenā€¦ :slightly_smiling_face: May very well be our/my next purchase :blush:

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Iā€™m liking the idea of tentacles @Green_Eyed_Girl mainly because they are quite tapered, Iā€™m thinking that would probably be a good thing for me. Iā€™m not really a vibrator fan - I have a couple that I like but usually go for fingers and a dildo over a vibrator. Iā€™m constantly on the look out for a vibrator that I might like to try though. I have just bought a small vibrating butt plug which will be a first for me (the rest of mine are non-vibrating)

:rofl: :rofl: I donā€™t think he would really! Might be a bit awkward

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I know what you mean. Iā€™m quite picky with my monsters. Nothing too animal-like and nothing too human, either. So that often removes vampires and werewolves for me. But Iā€™ll accept if they have a monster form like Dante from Devil May Cry for example. I tend to go for more smooth monsters rather than those that have fur. Amphibian people rather than mermaids because those are too human for me - something like Shape of Water or a Zora type of thing. Clown demons over human clowns. You get the idea :joy:

Nice to see so many people like my toy collection. Thank you! My partner actually loves watching me play with my monster toys. Even though he doesnā€™t have the same monster kink, I think itā€™s the visual thing of taking something unusual and massive. When I let him pick out a toy for me to use, itā€™s always that kind. He also likes being the ā€œsloppy secondā€ to it. Your partner may think differently to what you expected.

Knots can be a challenge, but very rewarding. If youā€™re unsure I would definitely recommend this inflatable dildo. When you pump it up, it creates a knot at the front. I know itā€™s probably not what most people see as a knotted dildo as they are usually in the middle but itā€™s the same concept. I absolutely love inserting it as normal, inflating it and not being able to remove it because itā€™s so engorged :drooling_face: You can also just inflate to your preferred size so you know what youā€™re comfortable with.

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Yep I know that feeling! :joy_cat: feel like I have to apologise for wanting to buy her toys :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: but in your reference to intimidating your OH, itā€™s hard not to jump to that conclusion of not being big enough when your partner has/wants something bigger/different :heart: I almost cried the first time I saw one of hers :joy_cat::joy_cat::joy_cat:

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Aaaaand after some further research, turns out I like tentacle/monster porn :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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How did people score on the Monster Fucker Bingo?

I scored 5 lines. The only ones I didnā€™t pick were vore, werewolves, dragons, ghosts and angels.

Iā€™ve got an inflatable dildo - itā€™s a very small one and I love inserting it when itā€™s small and then inflating it until itā€™s hard to take out :drooling_face:. I didnā€™t realise until a few days ago (I looked it up on the LH website) that I was probably over inflating it by a ridiculous amount so it looks like I will be shopping for a bigger one soon :flushed: :sweat_smile:

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@Mint-Monster That inflatable dildo seems like a good idea for me. I struggle with more than 5.5 inches in circumference and this might make it easier for me. Itā€™s not that expensive either so when I make my next order I will most likely get that :drooling_face::smiling_face:

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Haha love it!! And so glad Iā€™m not the only one whoā€™s fantasised about this :sweat_smile:
Defo werewolf and vampire! I even once had a crazy dream that even shocked me with Freddy Kruger in it!! Was defo less appealing when I woke up from it haha

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Im sure some of you remember my short story about a vampire(before it was removed). Maybe i would fit in well here lol

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Yeah, that was a good story. I really liked it.

@Very-Ape @AshhhDTD hey, welcome to the weird and wonderful club! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

@Mint-Monster :rofl: i ticked all but about 3 things on that sheet. Not sure how many lines that is as Iā€™ve never played bingo.
Almost posted that meme myself actually, itā€™s a good one

@Kitty-Cat01 kind of liking a tentacle for myself too to be honest (though iā€™ll need to get a toothbrush to clean it as texture). The taper seems like a better place to start as finding smaller fantasy options can be a little tricky in the uk unless you get it posted from abroad

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Just for you personally @Mint-Monster (and other girth queens out there), would you say you prefer toys that can inflate to a large circumference, or do you prefer ones that are girthy overall :thinking: Iā€™m looking at the Kendall Swirly Silicone Dildo 7.5 Inch and the Dorcel Deep Expand Inflatable G-Spot Vibrator (I saw the Kendall in your stash and have read your Dorcel review). I think the inflatable would be good for g-spot, but that the overall girth with the texture of the Kendall might be good for both g-spot and external stimulation (I know the Dorcel is also a vibe, but thatā€™s a whole other thing). Thoughts (just looking for some advice :sweat_smile:) :thinking: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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