Monster Lover Thread 😈

One fishing lure vs fantasy sex toy poll :grin: as requested.

Spot the sex toys
Numbered from left to right. Top to bottom.
(Simply To reduce confusion about which number is which toy/lure, ive added a short description. This is just what i see so please ignore otherwise :grin: )

  • there are sex toys in there??
  • 1 (pink squid thingy?)
  • 2 (rainbow squid thingy?)
  • 3 (Purple?)
  • 4 (lots of tentacles?)
  • 5 (defies discription)
  • 6 (fish?)
  • 7 (its green)
  • 8 (blue octopus?)
  • 9 (?)
  • 10 (cuttlefish?)
  • 11 (black n’spiky)
  • 12 (green/orange squid?)
  • 13 (very pink)
  • 14 (more cuttlefish?)
  • 15 (dildo on a hook? :joy:)
  • 16 (i dont know but it looks fun)
  • ALL OF THEM!! :purple_heart::octopus::purple_heart:
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@Very-Ape - That’s right. It can also be called teratophilia or exophilia.

That’s understandable. Just because someone likes monster dildos doesn’t mean they are always into banging monsters and that’s totally cool :blush:. Some of these toys are truly works of art and are a joy to look at. All those unusual shapes that are nothing like human genitalia… Oh, I wonder what that one would feel like? Could I actually fit that one inside me? There’s only one way to find out :yum:

Yes, I’ve seen some of the fleshlights. Too bad I can’t exactly use them. You can also get monster penis sleeves and cock rings.

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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Hoho, started the party before you. Sorry. Couldn’t help myself :joy:

Yep, I think most tentacle toys with be silicone. I have 2 glass ones, but I definitely prefer the softer variety because that’s how I picture tentacles to be. One of mine is made of this very soft/silky silicone and it’s probably the most most tentacle-feeling tentacle I have if that makes sense?

Yes, I love that movie! What a beautiful fish-man :heart_eyes: A monster love story done very well.

I use my imagination for the most part, but I also love seeing all that wonderful at work. Just one image can get my mind working out the rest of the scenario. Doesn’t even have to be a sexual one, my dirty mind will fill in the gaps. I think a lot of us stumble on to something that floats the boat unexpectedly like that. Scenes in movies or games where most watchers would be terrified and then there’s me like ā€œWhat a cute little dumpling. I want him!ā€ :heart_eyes:

While I can use normal porn, I get bored of it quickly. I prefer just close ups so I don’t see the people. But it’s always a happy ending when I find some monster porn. Or other people using fantasy dildos is also good.

I know what you mean. It’s like the flood gates have opened and you can finally talk without feeling weird about it :slightly_smiling_face:

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Great thread @Mint-Monster :heart_eyes: I kind of belong here too. I’ve always had a thing for vampires and demons in particular, I guess it’s a power thing, the ultimate sub /dom situation. There’s also the taboo element, I’ve always been a ā€œgood girlā€ except when it comes to sex then I get a bit rebellious.

I discovered monster erotica quite early on by mistake - mainly tentacles and vampires. I accepted the fact that I liked the vampire stuff because it seemed quite mainstream - I love a sexy vampire movie (Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld movies and I’m totally in love with Lucifer but that’s not unusual) but the tentacle stuff freaked me out a bit at first - I enjoyed reading it but then, after, I was thinking why is this turning me on so much? It doesn’t worry me anymore thanks to the forum!

I read a lot of vampire / demon type stories and tentacle monster stuff creeps in sometimes too. I don’t get on with anything furry or things that resemble actual ā€œearth animalsā€ though, I much prefer monsters that are totally not recognisable as anything in real life if that makes sense?

I’m totally in love with @Mint-Monster’s toy collection and would love to get a few myself - the tentacle ones look amazing and the ones with knots… I’m not sure how much I would actually be able to use (if that makes sense?) but the look and feel and the idea that I could use them really excites me. I imagine I could only use the first few inches of the toy, but the challenge is what turns me on I think?! I’m not really sure how to describe it - it’s a fantasy thing I guess. I’m not sure my OH would appreciate me owning huge monster dildos though.

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In my mind, I think if I started a collection I think my OH might be more accepting/not intimidated as since they aren’t realistic it’s not like you’re trying to replace their member directly and might be easier for them to accept as fantasy :woman_shrugging: (not that his opinion would stop me :rofl:)

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Maybe but I think he would be more intimidated by the size! Like maybe he’s not big enough. That’s not true - it’s just different but I think it might worry him a bit. I’ll probably bring it up at some point. I think he’s just fed up with my toy obbsession and ridiculously higher sex drive at the moment :rofl:

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You can get fantasy cock sheaths too. They always sound fun

@Kitty-Cat01 could always try starting with smaller stuff, working up to tentacles. I really love the textured bullet vibe and wand covers you can get. (Working my way up to dildos, plus the postage situation is not helping at the moment)

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But would he want to be as big as a tentacle :thinking: :sweat_smile: Idk, just thinking in terms of me and my partner :rofl: Agree with @Green_Eyed_Girl, start small and work your way up once you feel comfortable :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: Definitely bring it up to him at some point, he might surprise you (he might not have the same feelings but might be willing to help you live your fantasy) :wink::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Didn’t think I would be that into this idea… But having read this post and the related posts, I’m eyeing off the monster toys on a competitor website…

Dunno if the OH @Steffi.O is up for the idea, but I know I’m keen… :slightly_smiling_face: May very well be our/my next purchase :blush:

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I’m liking the idea of tentacles @Green_Eyed_Girl mainly because they are quite tapered, I’m thinking that would probably be a good thing for me. I’m not really a vibrator fan - I have a couple that I like but usually go for fingers and a dildo over a vibrator. I’m constantly on the look out for a vibrator that I might like to try though. I have just bought a small vibrating butt plug which will be a first for me (the rest of mine are non-vibrating)

:rofl: :rofl: I don’t think he would really! Might be a bit awkward

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I know what you mean. I’m quite picky with my monsters. Nothing too animal-like and nothing too human, either. So that often removes vampires and werewolves for me. But I’ll accept if they have a monster form like Dante from Devil May Cry for example. I tend to go for more smooth monsters rather than those that have fur. Amphibian people rather than mermaids because those are too human for me - something like Shape of Water or a Zora type of thing. Clown demons over human clowns. You get the idea :joy:

Nice to see so many people like my toy collection. Thank you! My partner actually loves watching me play with my monster toys. Even though he doesn’t have the same monster kink, I think it’s the visual thing of taking something unusual and massive. When I let him pick out a toy for me to use, it’s always that kind. He also likes being the ā€œsloppy secondā€ to it. Your partner may think differently to what you expected.

Knots can be a challenge, but very rewarding. If you’re unsure I would definitely recommend this inflatable dildo. When you pump it up, it creates a knot at the front. I know it’s probably not what most people see as a knotted dildo as they are usually in the middle but it’s the same concept. I absolutely love inserting it as normal, inflating it and not being able to remove it because it’s so engorged :drooling_face: You can also just inflate to your preferred size so you know what you’re comfortable with.

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Yep I know that feeling! :joy_cat: feel like I have to apologise for wanting to buy her toys :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: but in your reference to intimidating your OH, it’s hard not to jump to that conclusion of not being big enough when your partner has/wants something bigger/different :heart: I almost cried the first time I saw one of hers :joy_cat::joy_cat::joy_cat:

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Aaaaand after some further research, turns out I like tentacle/monster porn :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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How did people score on the Monster Fucker Bingo?

I scored 5 lines. The only ones I didn’t pick were vore, werewolves, dragons, ghosts and angels.

I’ve got an inflatable dildo - it’s a very small one and I love inserting it when it’s small and then inflating it until it’s hard to take out :drooling_face:. I didn’t realise until a few days ago (I looked it up on the LH website) that I was probably over inflating it by a ridiculous amount so it looks like I will be shopping for a bigger one soon :flushed: :sweat_smile:

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@Mint-Monster That inflatable dildo seems like a good idea for me. I struggle with more than 5.5 inches in circumference and this might make it easier for me. It’s not that expensive either so when I make my next order I will most likely get that :drooling_face::smiling_face:

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Haha love it!! And so glad I’m not the only one who’s fantasised about this :sweat_smile:
Defo werewolf and vampire! I even once had a crazy dream that even shocked me with Freddy Kruger in it!! Was defo less appealing when I woke up from it haha

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Im sure some of you remember my short story about a vampire(before it was removed). Maybe i would fit in well here lol

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Yeah, that was a good story. I really liked it.

@Very-Ape @AshhhDTD hey, welcome to the weird and wonderful club! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

@Mint-Monster :rofl: i ticked all but about 3 things on that sheet. Not sure how many lines that is as I’ve never played bingo.
Almost posted that meme myself actually, it’s a good one

@Kitty-Cat01 kind of liking a tentacle for myself too to be honest (though i’ll need to get a toothbrush to clean it as texture). The taper seems like a better place to start as finding smaller fantasy options can be a little tricky in the uk unless you get it posted from abroad

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Just for you personally @Mint-Monster (and other girth queens out there), would you say you prefer toys that can inflate to a large circumference, or do you prefer ones that are girthy overall :thinking: I’m looking at the Kendall Swirly Silicone Dildo 7.5 Inch and the Dorcel Deep Expand Inflatable G-Spot Vibrator (I saw the Kendall in your stash and have read your Dorcel review). I think the inflatable would be good for g-spot, but that the overall girth with the texture of the Kendall might be good for both g-spot and external stimulation (I know the Dorcel is also a vibe, but that’s a whole other thing). Thoughts (just looking for some advice :sweat_smile:) :thinking: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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