@Green_Eyed_Girl - Ah, you probably have more lines than me then. You just pick the ones youāre into and see how many of them make up a column, row or diagonal line. One complete line is a point so I got 5 in total.
Yes, suckers can be a pain to clean depending on the style. Usually they are just on one side, but I have one thatās suckers ALL the way around 
I use those bathroom/fingernail brushes for cleaning toys. Iād be there all day with a toothbrush with the size of some of them! Haha.
I saw that black/gold one in your stash and instantly thought āthat must be a pain to cleanā. Bet the texture is amazing feeling though.
My monster bingo count is 6 (7 depending on my mood). Not 100% sure how they define murderous 
in the context of monster erotica
@rosiedosie ive got the kendal swirly dildo too. I love the silky silicone and the texture, but it is 5.75ā circumference and pretty inflexible.
Its easily the largest dildo i own at the moment still trying to work out how to take it comfotably.
@Mint-Monster any tips?
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I shoved my head into the interent, and it looks like there are a few people whoāve reviewed fantasy sleeves and masturbators. besides the famous ones youve probubly seen Several other companies make them (one of which is in france). Fleshlight also seem to have got in on the action too.
Not sure what theyr like but the reviews sounds good.
@rosiedosie ok 
going to sound like a noob, but when you say āwarm upā do you mean start with a smaller dildo?
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@rosiedosie - Hmmā¦ thatās a good question. I suppose it depends what mood Iām in. I feel that the outright girthy ones are more of a challenge, but I can work well with them. Getting over a knot/head/shaft for them is rewarding like āI canāt believe Iām taking this thingā. As I only have 2 inflatable toys so far, thereās a lot more variety in my dildos that can basically scratch any itch I have.
For the inflatable ones, I feel those are the āeasy winā toys. Thereās no size hurdle I have to climb over first like solid toys. Just insert, inflate and enjoy. I should mention that the Dorcel doesnāt get anywhere near as big as the one I pictured above, but having vibes gives it a satisfactory edge. For that basic one, I canāt remove it unless I want to simulate what it feels like to lay a dinosaur egg, haha. Ow! 
The inflatables also have a nice, bouncy feel to them. Giving you the sense they are engorged and not just solid material which I like.
I like both the Kendall and the Dorcel for their own reasons. But I would say the Dorcel is the better G-spot stimulator between the two. The Kendallās girth and swirly shaft are its key points in internal play.
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Yes! Thatās the beautiful bastard right there! A pain to clean but very worth itā¦ almost too good. Itās one Iāve used with my partner and I must have cum in less than 2 minutes. With him being like āAre you done already?? I barely got a look in! Blink and youāll miss it!ā 
Iāve been taking āmurderousā as just dangerous for the monster bingo.
I would consider āwarming upā to be being fully aroused or using something smaller first. Can honestly say Iāve never used something smaller before taking a bigger one as I love that ābarely fitsā feeling 
So for me, itās about being as aroused as possible before hand. Lube is great, but I also like just using my own. Best advice is to take things slow and at your own pace.
My biggest/widest dildo is 10 inches in girth and thereās no way I can fit that but the top half is smaller. So I can take as much girth as I can manage when I get closer to the bottom. Donāt worry if you canāt take the whole thing with any toy. Enjoy what you can enjoy 
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It looks like one id want to rotate while inserted.
10inchesā¦man that makes me wince just reading that. Which one is it out of curiosity?
I keep finding ones that are intimidatingly big down the base, so being ok with just taking the top is a good attitude. Large heads are tricky, found some i liked but the head was way too big for me atm. At least if its a knot i can work up to that.
If we count murderous as dangerous, then i have 7 to 8 (besides other things, venom is cute 
) Iām indifferent to eggs, can take or leave them and vore just doesnāt do it for me. But the rest is fun.
Thanks for the tips, the kendal was alot bigger than my other dildoes, but i really love the feeling of the texture. More lube, more warm up 
good to know
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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Itās the blue one on the right.
Yes, I love dangerous monsters with a soft spot. Deadly to thee, but not to me 
The Kendall was my first ever ābig oneā and after that I just wanted more and more. Haha.
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I can totally understand the attraction I personally love power play sex. I am not into the tentacles element but a powerful authority figure that could hurt me or control me is a big turn on.
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@BDSMFetish - Interestingly, not really into it when power play is with humans. Just when itās a big olā monster. Haha.
I know a lot of people like the ravaging fantasy element, but all my monsters are pretty gentle like they donāt want to break me. A monster limiting itās own strength like that just for you is pretty cuteā¦ and hot. 
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@Mint-Monster @Green_Eyed_Girl Went fishing today and hooked this thing! Wasnāt what I was trying for but I kept it anyway! Going free to anyone interest 
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Fair enough lol genital monster it is
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I like the power play thing so I think that is probably part of the interest in monsters for me. Something strong and potentially dangerous that has the ultimate control I guess. Having additional limbs, tentacles etc doesnāt hurt either! Sometimes I think I have a rather warped mind but thankfully being part of this forum is helping me to accept my kinks a little more although I still think Iām not quite comfortable with them.
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Removes Kendall from cartā¦
Adds it back to cart 
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first people I thought of when I saw it
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