Relaxing in bed this morning in a post-coital glow and my husband suggested to me that I “thin out” my sex toys because I “have several already” and I’ll “run out of room”.
It’ll be a shame. I’m going to miss his roast potatoes 
(Don’t worry, he’s seen this post and he laughed too!)
Maybe instead of throwing them all out, create a toy collection capsule like what I’ve done! So only keep the best of selected things 
I did ask if I could have a “capsule collection”, “one for winter, summer, spring…”
Apparently I’m completely mad 
Maybe so but it’d be fun having seasonal toys!!! 
That’s a very merry Christmas to me
Me and my partner throw ours out sometimes. We discuss what we don’t use anymore and give them to the bin. However now they’re all sort of favourites so it’s getting trickier to bin them off now. We will also struggle to part with some that we have now.
Oof that’d be a hard choice. Can’t you just build an extension or buy a new house? You know, keep things easier 
To be fair, I said about sorting our toys out the other day, don’t get me wrong, we haven’t got loads, in comparison to others we’ve barely scratched the surface but I don’t see the point in keeping ones she doesn’t enjoy, rather replace with others and keep my fingers crossed they do a better job.
I only throw away toys if I don’t name them. If I do, they’re more like extended family - Least I can do is give them a fantastic upbringing
We’ve thinned ours out before too but I know he’s looking at my clitoral stimulators and vibrators. I’m not ready to play favourites yet
Right, sure. Lemme just get my hands on a winning lottery ticket and I’ll get right onto the planning
I can think of one that can probably go but my Dr Kaplan flickering tongue vibrator does not deserve to be yeeted, just beecause it’s battery operated. There’s a reason that thing lives in a bag on my bedside…
Right, so Bob stays 
Get a bigger house or throw him away - you cannot have enough sex toys .. long live the toys that go buzz in the night
I’ve heard charity shops are crying out for them.
Or so I’ve heard ..
Do you remember Noel Edmunds Swapshop?
I think Lovehoney could corner the toy swap market.
@Lovehoney_Brenna ! This is a job for you!
Buying and selling secondhand sex toys tends to be a no no for health and safety reasons, both for people and for companies 
Hmm… I haven’t compared that against my data but I wonder if we have any toys that only make seasonal appearances. Curious.
We are probably due for a culling of the herd: many items that we’ve lost taste for or are outdated to the point of irrelevance (we’ll certainly never by another battery operated vibe). Only finally mustered the heart to toss our first ever vibe that had broken completely beyond repair, despite not being used for over a decade. Parting is such sweet sorrow…
You could start a time capsule, any toys you don’t want but them in a metal /plastic box and bury them in the garden. In 200 years time when the area being redeveloped it will give them something to think about, what are they, how were they used ? AI will have removed the need (may be may be not)
You’re being somewhat less annoyed than I would be. It’d be a simple “fuck right off!”