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by @Blonde_Bunny, 20th August 2020
Lovehoney Super Soft Silicone Galaxy Dildo 7 Inch
They say no one can hear you scream in space, I beg to differ. While stargazing the vast abyss of latest sex toys, I spotted this gorgeous new galactic dildo land on the surface of the Lovehoney website. Just looking at it, I knew I needed this in my world.
As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple but still sultry and stylish. Hey, not all dildos need balls, bells and whistles. It’s only the D that interests me.
Not only is this dazzling dildo staggeringly pretty, it has all the features me and my G-Spot look for - A firm structure that’s not too flexible, a heavily swollen and engorged style head followed by the bunched ripple of a retracted foreskin, frenulum and a prominent protruding ridge down the length of a narrower shaft. Combine that with a celestial space-grade suction cup, I knew I’d soon be seeing stars.
The feel and flexibility of this toy is out of this world. Some dildos can feel a little too stiff during longer vigorous playtimes, but this soft silicone is forgiving when clenched and flexible enough it doesn’t become uncomfortable. The length is near perfect for me, I can confidently sit on and take the entire 7”s without it feeling too threatening and invasive towards my cervix - this is especially important to me when being bounced upon to the base. Did someone say space hopper?
The description states a tame 4.5” girth, I can tell you that it feels generously thicker than that, especially on first entry. That combined with the stiff but gentle upward curve of the shaft - and the extremely pronounced, bulging and bulbous head - gives me that full, filled feeling while it rubs firmly against the front wall of my vagina and my G-spot. With some short, shallow and very quick thrusts, it soon leaves me screaming and squirting, gasping then gushing, and I can now prove there is definitely water in space - and my bathroom floor.
The suction cup base is astonishing. I’ve docked it to the end of my bed, the edge of my bath and even my kitchen chair, I’ve given it a serious seeing to and it hasn’t moved once. Trust me, many of my toys in the past have come adrift from my chosen locations - I’m quite a rough girl, but this suction rivals the vacuum of space.
How about a voyage to Uranus for all you ass-tranauts? Of course I’ve used this dildo for anal - I’m a double penetration girl through and through and my god it hits the spot. The sizing is perfect to give me that tight filled feeling while still not being overly intimidating. The length is plentiful for anal play and the large swollen head gives just the right amount of challenging stretch on entry before it gives way to the slimmer shaft - I found it holds itself inside you incredibly well too, so I can leave it there like a butt plug to fill that deep-space while using another toy next to it.
And yes, this Galaxy styled dildo is strap-on harness compatible too, just call me R2D-Cup baby - Princess Leia’s buns are nothing compared to mine!
Being totally silicone, cleaning is simple. Wash with warm soapy water, wave over with sex toy wipes or whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to dry until your next explosive take-off.
If you’re searching for a gorgeous looking dildo that’s both stunning in apearance and performance then this is it. It’s sensational for vaginal, anal, G-Spot and P-Spot play. It’ll leave you screaming and shaking, shivering and soaking. When you’ve finished with this interstellar dildo you’ll leave it shimmering and shining (and dripping) like the creamy Milky Way.
☆ ☆ All the stars in the galaxy out of 10! ☆ ☆
Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Pros: So gorgeous, so universal and infinitely orgasmic!
Cons: A black hole of nothings.
Bottom Line: My husband now knows what I mean when I say I just need space!