by @Blonde_Bunny, 06 Apr 2020
Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator
Lay back my friends, hear my words hear me speak, of how the Womanizer fixed me and made me complete.
It’s a tale of sorrow, and how I lost hope, but fret not my listeners, it’s a story of hope.
I purchased this toy some few months ago, it taught me to climax, my very first O.
A fable not fiction, of pressures and friction, and here’s how I did it, my detailed description.
So easy for some, years trying to cum, I felt so deflated, my body felt numb.
I felt cheated and lied, too long had I cried, the whole of my life, orgasm denied.
So many toys tried, my collection built wide, none of them worked, I was broken inside.
Not much of a goal, just a need to be whole, my world to be shaken, my mind and my soul.
I wept like a baby, then thought possibly maybe, I bought this new toy and Lovehoney saved me.
Orgasm chasing, my heart was now racing, the back of my head my eyes would be facing.
Female biology and air pulse technology, both had been mastered to build this new prodigy.
Such a simple manoeuvre this Henry the Hoover, clitoral sucker and climax improver.
A small spot of lube, one hand on my boob, from suction smart silence, I wait to be screwed.
Lay back on my hips, spread open my lips, found the right choice of the two option tips.
Pushed onto my clit, no option to quit, I went with the feelings I couldn’t submit.
In no time at all, I’m near climbing the wall, turn up the power and wait for the thrall.
I’m reeling I’m screaming, my eyes are now streaming. The temperatures rising the windows are steaming.
Dripping with sweat, it’s coming I’m wet, this soaking squirt climax I’ll never forget.
It built it came slow, and then the big O, I now had the taste and would never let go.
I thought I had cum, wait another’s begun, it’s happening again, could it be more than one?
Soaking and shaking, true feelings not faking, I’m finished, I’m done, no more for the taking.
So thrilled I could weep, collapsed in a heap, the cost of this climax, it didn’t come cheap.
But all is not lost, fine things they do cost, all other vibrators will be thrown and be tossed.
So don’t be too pensive, it’s features extensive, please hear me to see why it’s so expensive.
The decadent styling so smooth and beguiling, the look of this toy cannot stop you smiling.
Unrivalled high spec, and smart silence tech, this toy will destroy you, a dribbling wreck.
Waterproof power to take in the shower, full charge is reached in less than an hour.
2 sizes of heads, 12 settings to tread, there’s options for all so don’t be misled.
With new automatics for hands free fanatics, the pleasure it gifts you will leave you exctatic.
A cute bag to hide it, to sneak it to sly it, I know you’re now thinking that you want to try it.
Just click it just buy one, just give it a test run, I promise you this, you’ve got hours of fun.
Hear my words hear me preach, of this lesson I teach, orgasms for all, everyone of us each.
We can all learn to scream, you’ll see what I mean, you’ll end up like me, an orgasm queen.
It’s now priceless and precious and worth all that money, I’ll ever be grateful, I love you Lovehoney.
XxX
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: It’s cute, it’s divine, and forever it’s mine.
Cons: Nothing, a zero. It saved me, my hero.
Bottom Line: Give in and succumb, this will force you to cum.
