My Reviews

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 24/07/20
Lovehoney Flirty Purple Lace Shorts

Lovehoney Flirty Purple Lace Shorts

Pretty in purple

These were an amazing buy for the price, the lace is a lot softer than I expected and not at all scratchy. They fit nice and snugly around your thighs and cup your bum quite nicely too (I’m size 6). The lace lies flat on your skin. The seams are well sewn with the overall knickers finished off well too (honestly I’ve scoured them and the only fabric fault I can find is a tiny hole/warp on the label where the tag was, literally no faults whatsoever to be seen on the actual pants), so they should hold up well. They have a fairly large gusset too (honestly bigger than in most normal underwear), so should work well for everyday wear if you want to with minimal chaffing to your more delicate areas and should promote healthy airflow to reduce medical problems. The flower pattern and purple colour are beautiful too and a definite bonus to these sleek fitting pants.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft lace, beautiful purple.

Cons: Handwash only (but expected with lingerie).

Bottom Line: Brilliant value, very comfy and pretty.

Lovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace Shorts

Lovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace Shorts

Beautiful and soft

These were an amazing buy, the lace is a lot softer than i expected and not at all scratchy. They fit nice and snugly around your thighs and cup your bum quite nicely too (I’m size 6) . The seams are well sewn with the overall knickers finished off well too (honestly I’ve scoured them and the only fabric fault i can find is a tiny hole/warp on the label, literally no faults whatsoever to be seen on the actual pants) , so they should hold up well. They have a fairly large gusset too (honestly bigger than in most normal underwear) so should work well for everyday wear if you want to with minimal chaffing to your more delicate areas. The flower pattern and indigo colour are beautiful too and a definite bonus to these sleek fitting pants

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Lovely colour and pattern and a sleek, flattering fit.

Cons: Handwash only (but expected with lingerie).

Bottom Line: A brilliant buy, beautiful and much more comfortable than expected.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 15/07/20
Lovehoney Dream Wand Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand Vibrator

Lovehoney Dream Wand Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand Vibrator

Bippidy Boppety Woo

A brilliant impulse purchase. The design makes it much more pleasant than things like bullet vibes when applied to less obviously intimate areas, like breasts, stomach, thighs etc. The handle is fairly easy to grip though probably a bit better for people with bigger palms compared to fingers haha. The silicone is very smooth and pleasant on your skin and the handle reduces the vibrations going through your hands as you direct it. The neck is potentially a little more delicate than the rest but i think you’d have to be quite heavy handed to actually break it. I also really like that you can up the intensity without having to cycle through all the different patterns like some other vibrators. In my opinion it’ll work better for more drawn out intense play rather than trying to quickly finish (it would also be amazing with someone else wielding it so it’s more of a surprise). The range of patterns were also very good (i think it was the 4th i liked best but not certain, which it was it was very nice increasing intensity then pulsing a bit) and it was actually quieter than i expected

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Easy intensity control and handling.

Cons: Probably not for trying to get a quick orgasm.

Bottom Line: Brilliant magic wand, better than the fairy godmother’s

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 05/07/20
Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager

Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager

Works well for solo

Even though it’s designed for couples, the design and handle mean that with fairly minimal flexibility you can use it on yourself quite well. The curving fits your body quite nicely, with the plastic balls rubbing into tense muscles nicely. With the handle you can also use it on smaller more specific areas by tilting a little to use 2 of the balls rather than all 4, or even 1 for my specificity. You have to make sure your grip is comfortable though, otherwise the balls can dig into your hand or wrist if you’re not holding it right

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 05/08/20
Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers

Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers

Really interesting extra

A bit of an odd sensation, very different from things like clamps but not in a bad way. They generate an interesting pinch and pulling sensation and it’s quite easy to vary the intensity by initially compressing the heads more or less to generate the force you want. They fit on quite well and form a tight seal against your skin, they’ll actually stay on well unless pulled quite hard if you set them quite tight so can be used to move around the breasts themselves to a degree. They are quite sturdy feeling and easy to clean though they’ll take a while to dry due to the bulbs. Overall they’re definitely an interesting addition to foreplay, especially if you’ve already tried clamps. Be careful not to set it too tight for yourself as they seem to increase sensation faster than clamps so could quickly become overwhelming. For the price, they’re definitely worth trying if you think you might like something similar

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Interesting combined pull and pinch, tight seal, easy to use.

Cons: Silicone, so currently odd smell.

Bottom Line: Something a bit different from usual nipple items, works well.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 27/08/20
Womanizer Starlet Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Womanizer Starlet Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Not for everyone

Like a lot of people who buy this, i had quite high expectations based on the number of positive reviews but unfortunately i was a bit disappointed. It did feel nice but not to the extent other people seemed to reference in their reviews (though it works surprisingly well on nipples too which i haven’t seen referenced before). Once sealed it is quite quiet and an interesting sensation but getting it into the right position is difficult for me and as i said, not as pleasurable as expected. Cleaning is a little awkward too due to the shaping though a cotton bud definitely makes it easier. The charging cap is a little fiddly too but the range of intensities is nice. From what i can tell for the people it works for, the sensation is amazing however there seems to be a small percentage of people it just doesn’t do the trick for. Considering this is the cheapest 1 available, especially if bought on offer, if you want to try something like these the Starlet is the best 1 to try if you’re not sure if you’ll like it (that way you lose the least and have the most potential gain as the majority of people seem to enjoy it).

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Fairly quiet, interesting sensation, works on nipples.

Cons: Just doesn’t do it for me and awkward to clean.

Bottom Line: Good toy for most but not for me, not my thing.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 05/08/20
Lovehoney Oh! Satin Blindfold

Lovehoney Oh! Satin Blindfold

Sleep mask

This is a very good quality blindfold that works well as a sleep mask (i bought it on offer to try for this purpose due to suffering from sleep issues and insomnia). I’ve been able to sleep in it quite well, which is surprising as i can be sensitive to things touching my face or skin in general when trying to sleep. It is well sewn and finished (i can only find 1 raw edge which is still reasonably contained) and the elastic straps are securely anchored. It does fit well which is something i was worried about as I’ve learned from glasses and various other things that i have quite a small head but this fits me well with a slight stretch. Regarding the fit, it does fit well and mostly stays on but somehow (I’m genuinely not sure how) on some nights i do appear to be taking it off in my sleep so you may want to bear that in mind. There is a small portion by your nose through which you can still see, even when pulled down quite far, but it is only a very small window so should be an issue for most. The fabric overall does do a very good job at blocking out light, though i personally find the cracklingy noise when it’s folded or compressed a little irritating. The fur is very soft and feels really nice and comfortable against your delicate skin (and importantly given the recent heatwave it doesn’t appear to increase sweating or overall temperature too much). The satin isn’t quite as smooth as i expected though. It is still pleasant overall and feels sturdy but i may have spoiled myself due to my affinity for silk and satin fabrics in general so it could be softer. Overall definitely good value and would likely stay on well during play as well as working nicely as a sleep mask

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft fur, well fitting, blocks light well.

Cons: Satin could be softer/smoother, padding noise a bit annoying.

Bottom Line: Effective, good value mask that fits and stays on quite nicely.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 24/07/20
LHM Grey Microfibre and Mesh Boxer Shorts

LHM Grey Microfibre and Mesh Boxer Shorts

Brilliant value and well fitting

I’m lacking certain parts of anatomy that these boxers are designed for, so can’t really comment on some features (like emphasising a bulge), but I can comment on most of it. The material of the actual boxers is quite silky and nice on your skin. The slightly translucent nature of it too makes it oddly sensual even on feminine anatomy. They fit quite well around your thighs and bum without feeling too restrictive. The overall design is a bit minimalistic/understated but it does look really nice. Looking over the seams and stitching, they are well sewn and should stay together well under a fair amount of strain, without fraying as well. The material is of a high quality too so overall they should be quite good for regular wear if you want to. Overall they are very comfy boxers with slight sensual hints, that I will be using to sit around in (as I sometimes find female underwear not great for everyday wear, and female boxer shorts are very difficult to find).

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Comfy with smooth and breathable fabric.

Cons: Handwash only (but expected from lingerie).

Bottom Line: Brilliant quality for the price, fairly plain but still sensual.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 17/07/20
Lovehoney Turquoise Halterneck Mini Dress

Lovehoney Turquoise Halterneck Mini Dress

Beautiful colour and design

This was really my 1st lingerie purchase, it was kinda an impulse buy since it was on sale and i really like blue. It fits reasonably well actually, I’m a small size 6 and the overall body fit nicely and was quite flattering. The actual dress material is a little odd, not bad just the same material as sone thicker tights i think so the feel wasn’t what i was expecting. The lace is very soft and smooth though. Looking at the seams it’s fairly well made, everything is finished of and neat which is an achievement in itself with fabric like this. My only negatives are that the neck section is very lose on me (though it can be pinned into a tighter fit without too much trouble) and the press studs are difficult to undo (as the lace is delicate you can’t pull too hard or risk ripping it, so you have to get your nails into the studs to undo them). Overall it is a very nice mini dress, especially as an introduction to lingerie as it cover all your key areas nicely while still being pretty and slightly suggestive

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Lovely colour, soft lace and mostly well fitting.

Cons: Neck too big and press studs difficult to undo.

Bottom Line: Brilliant purchase though will probably be even better on someone a bit bigger than me.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 09/07/20
Sweetie Bunny Ears Rechargeable Silicone Clitoral Vibrator

Sweetie Bunny Ears Rechargeable Silicone Clitoral Vibrator

Hopping good value

For the pricing this rechargeable bunny is definitely a bargain. The ears fit snuggley around your clit when placed right and also work for more glancing sensations as you move the toy around. The ears are a good length too so cover a good portion of downstairs easily for background pleasure. The handle is an easy shape to grip and adjust and the silicone does feel very silky against skin (as well as making it very easy to clean after). The ears are a little rigid which helps stimulate your clit on both sides and will help reduce long term damage (as some similar objects rip/decay around the joins due to too much bending) though mean you have to make sure you get in between them while cleaning. The strongest setting is a little louder than some other vibes (possibly due to the ears knocking each other a bit) and also a little weaker than expected however the wrap around affect and unique pattern settings make up for that (the patterns are some of the best I’ve experienced yet). READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! There are some basic instructions on the box, read them before throwing it out (or you’ll need to route through the recycling haha) as it works a little different to a lot of clit vibes (with the travel lock and since you just need to press the button to turn it on rather than holding it down like with others). Overall, definitely a great buy

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Ears wrap around you nicely for all around pleasure and patterns.

Cons: A little loud and would benefit from clear instruction section.

Bottom Line: Great value smooth pleasure that kicks in quick.

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 07/07/20
Lovehoney Clitoral Caress USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Lovehoney Clitoral Caress USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Discreet enjoyable little secret

Soft silicone feels very pleasant and once in place the vibrations hit some very nice places though it does move out of place sometimes. It’s not as powerful as some vibes but is still very enjoyable, it’d likely be great for edging (it brings me very close to the edge but with my current technique i need something else to finish me off). Some of the patterns are amazing and can build you up nicely. On the lowest setting (or one of the patterns on this setting) i believe it is quiet enough that you could get away with wearing it in public as long as there was some background noise (and you’re preferably not sat on something hard). In a louder environment you could probably get away with higher settings, especially if you muffle it via clothing or cushioning

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very discreet and a good range of settings.

Cons: Button a little hard to locate/press during play.

Bottom Line: Great for discreet, compact play with potential for exhibitionism.

[Blonde_Bunny]

by @Blonde_Bunny, 06 Apr 2020

Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator

A Poem Of Pleasure

Lay back my friends, hear my words hear me speak, of how the Womanizer fixed me and made me complete.

It’s a tale of sorrow, and how I lost hope, but fret not my listeners, it’s a story of hope.

I purchased this toy some few months ago, it taught me to climax, my very first O.

A fable not fiction, of pressures and friction, and here’s how I did it, my detailed description.

So easy for some, years trying to cum, I felt so deflated, my body felt numb.

I felt cheated and lied, too long had I cried, the whole of my life, orgasm denied.

So many toys tried, my collection built wide, none of them worked, I was broken inside.

Not much of a goal, just a need to be whole, my world to be shaken, my mind and my soul.

I wept like a baby, then thought possibly maybe, I bought this new toy and Lovehoney saved me.

Orgasm chasing, my heart was now racing, the back of my head my eyes would be facing.

Female biology and air pulse technology, both had been mastered to build this new prodigy.

Such a simple manoeuvre this Henry the Hoover, clitoral sucker and climax improver.

A small spot of lube, one hand on my boob, from suction smart silence, I wait to be screwed.

Lay back on my hips, spread open my lips, found the right choice of the two option tips.

Pushed onto my clit, no option to quit, I went with the feelings I couldn’t submit.

In no time at all, I’m near climbing the wall, turn up the power and wait for the thrall.

I’m reeling I’m screaming, my eyes are now streaming. The temperatures rising the windows are steaming.

Dripping with sweat, it’s coming I’m wet, this soaking squirt climax I’ll never forget.

It built it came slow, and then the big O, I now had the taste and would never let go.

I thought I had cum, wait another’s begun, it’s happening again, could it be more than one?

Soaking and shaking, true feelings not faking, I’m finished, I’m done, no more for the taking.

So thrilled I could weep, collapsed in a heap, the cost of this climax, it didn’t come cheap.

But all is not lost, fine things they do cost, all other vibrators will be thrown and be tossed.

So don’t be too pensive, it’s features extensive, please hear me to see why it’s so expensive.

The decadent styling so smooth and beguiling, the look of this toy cannot stop you smiling.

Unrivalled high spec, and smart silence tech, this toy will destroy you, a dribbling wreck.

Waterproof power to take in the shower, full charge is reached in less than an hour.

2 sizes of heads, 12 settings to tread, there’s options for all so don’t be misled.

With new automatics for hands free fanatics, the pleasure it gifts you will leave you exctatic.

A cute bag to hide it, to sneak it to sly it, I know you’re now thinking that you want to try it.

Just click it just buy one, just give it a test run, I promise you this, you’ve got hours of fun.

Hear my words hear me preach, of this lesson I teach, orgasms for all, everyone of us each.

We can all learn to scream, you’ll see what I mean, you’ll end up like me, an orgasm queen.

It’s now priceless and precious and worth all that money, I’ll ever be grateful, I love you Lovehoney.

XxX

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: It’s cute, it’s divine, and forever it’s mine.

Cons: Nothing, a zero. It saved me, my hero.

Bottom Line: Give in and succumb, this will force you to cum.

[Blonde_Bunny]

by @Blonde_Bunny, 29th February 2020

Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch

In At The Big End

I now have quite a few dildos in a variety of sizes, shapes, girths and textures. I regard myself an amateur faux cock connoisseur and I’m slowly building quite the reputable collection. But this is only my second glass toy in my box (cough). Ive become a bit of a ‘girth girl’ so to speak. I’m in my 20’s and consider myself quite modestly tight, however I find myself craving that full and stretched to the limit feeling. Reading the reviews of this I was more than excited to put this up in my basket…

From looking at the pictures I thought at first the 4.25” beaded design doesn’t look that big - I already own dildos with bigger girth- but from experience I knew that this is where glass play cums into its own.

I won’t bore you with the whole delivery and packaging process, you all know too well how discreet the procedure is and how Lovehoney are masters of under 24 hour logistics. Praise be for next-day mail order orgasms.

Upon opening the box, the first thing that stole my heart was the beautifully subtle, soft and luxurious drawstring bag the dildo comes contained in. It really gave the fantasy of receiving a piece of priceless bespoke crystalline craftsmanship, obtained from a master artisan jeweller, and that’s exactly how the dildo looks as well. Perfection doesn’t touch the surface of how this glistened in the light of our bedroom the first night I tried this.

I can honestly tell you that contrary to other reviews, lubes were not needed. Simply holding the well-sized, totally solid and subtly cool shaft of this was enough to genuinely, hand on heart, have me dripping. There is just something that toys like this can do to a girl (or man perhaps) that no realistic-looking or flexible dildo can. The unrelenting firmness of toys like this just offer another level of arousal, pleasure and sensation that I’m certain many women have not yet experienced and are completely and blissfully unaware of until indulging into the world of glass dildos and plugs.

First use.

I’ve cum close to death by dick before, but this near finished me. Pushing, almost forcing that solidly unyielding, unforgivingly hard bulb of a head into my quite tight self was truly unbelievable and almost impossible to describe, I don’t feel words can do justice in recreating that moment. The way the shaft unforgivingly gifts you the next bead means that immediately after the initial push of entry, I could feel my opening tightly grip the shaft and all I could do was push with anticipation into the next bulge. I could feel my body clasp each individual bulb after pushing them in one by one and my muscles physically pulled the dildo deeper into me, almost drawing it further in uncontrollably each time. I was left with the sensation of it being held tight inside, locked in just by the sheer size of those bulbous, engorged beads. It felt comfortably trapped on the inside of me as if my body was not willing to let this glass fulfilment leave. The strong tension and release of the pleasing struggle pulling it back out, then the breakthrough pressure of plunging it back in is just another indescribable pleasure this dildo enforces upon you. You really feel each ball ‘popping’ in and out all the way. The overall length is absolutely perfect, it’s relentlessly long enough that I cannot yet take all of the first 5 balls and 7 inches to that final swollen bulb so I’m sure I have a lot more exploring to do.

The glass itself is cool to the touch to begin with but soon warms with use and when it’s soaking wet. With the entire toy being glass, it obviously has no surface friction what so ever and it’s undeniably arousing to see the wetness shine all along and around it. This also makes cleaning the simplest of all dildos I own.

Now to that BIG end ball I know you’ve all been dewy eyeing… That swollen 5.75” girth, stretching destroyer. To be quite honest this is the reason I bought it. Flip this dildo around, ease it in with a little force and feel your body near snatch it from your hand… This literally made me cum and cry in unison as soon as my opening gave way to it and sucked it straight to my G-Spot. If you haven’t found your G-spot before, then this will find it for you in seconds. I will give one minor word of warning. If you are a known squirter, or as with me only rarely and often caught off guard, then this big end ball will make you gush! Not trickle but rain! It hits that deep internal spot to a point you simply cannot hold any longer! I was left panting like an animal while dripping like a drainpipe. Pass me the towels.

I haven’t tried this for anal yet, but I can tell you without a doubt at some point this will be going in my bum!

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: The huge end ball for me!

Cons: I want all the beads this big.

Bottom Line: Great for smaller holes but sublime for a stretch!

[Blonde_Bunny]

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by @Blonde_Bunny, 03 Jun 2020

Dame Arc Rechargeable Silicone G-Spot Vibrator

The Remarkable Arc

Years I had spent searching helplessly to find my G-spot, and then with the help of Lovehoney and the Greedy Girl Rabbit, I got there and found that treasure trove of pleasure. Since that fateful discovery, G-spot stimulation is an essential erotic escapade for me, so this new tailor-made toy I had to try.

Spoiler alert - this toy is mind-blowing! Bye bye bunny, my rabbit will have to find a new hole to hide.

I won’t be monotonous and bore you with the delivery process, we all know how quick and private it always is. Let’s just say (and sorry again for the spoiler) it came nearly as fast as I did - albeit far more discreetly…

The boxing has a slightly medical appearance but you have to bear in mind that this toy has been scientifically designed by female sexual-health and well-being specialists for one purpose alone, medical-grade gushing!

The vibrator has a completely bespoke shape, crafted to target that exact secret spot. The enlarged and bulbous head with a slightly beaked tip apply pressure and pinpointed stimulation directly into your G-spot. The body is completely solid with no flexibility, allowing precise pressure and leverage to be applied. The head itself is firm but actually quite soft so it really doesn’t feel intimidating.

Once inserted, I found it best to gently rock the toy up and down (not in and out) on the lowest setting to begin with, then slowly increase the power and rocking motion to get me there fast. I say gently, but after a minute or two I can get quite rough, then with some slight and shallow thrusting I’m soon shaking and screaming.

I’ve come close to death by dick before but the first time I used this I nearly wept.

Hands-free fun with this toy also needs to be mentioned. More than once now I’ve cum from completely hands-free play with this. The swollen head holds itself firmly locked inside you, so you can lie back with a full, filled feeling while letting the deep rumbles take you uncontrollably over the edge - multiple times.

With five levels of power and five vibrating patterns, you’re going to find a lot of different ways to play. The sequences don’t do much for me as I’m a consistent and uninterrupted power girl, but I’m sure many will love these options.

News flash! - It’s not just for internal stimulation!

My clit loves this vibrator just as much as I do. It delivers deep and powerful vibrations that rival many of my wands. The broad head drives deep reverberating rumbles that are quite widely dispersed thus stimulating not only your clit, but echoing into and around your vulva too. The pointed tip is also just sensational when hooked up and pressed directly into your clit - trust me you’ll want to try this.

Bathtime will never be the same again - apologies to my rubber ducky, you’re not the only one squeaking in the tub now. Not only is it bath and shower safe, it’s soaking, shivering, squirt safe too. Firm, powerful G-spot stimulation is a guarantee that I’ll gush, and this toy is no exception. The first time I climaxed using this I was soaked and dripping like a drain pipe.

Of course, being waterproof and totally silicone coated, cleaning is a breeze. Either wash with warm soapy water, wave over with sex toy wipes or whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to dry until your next back-arching adventure.

The battery life of this toy is astonishing. I’ve only charged it once and that was before first use, but it still hasn’t gone flat yet. This could be due to that fact that it’s just that powerful I’ve yet to manage more than 20 minutes play each time before collapsing on the edge of unconsciousness in a heaving, soaking heap.

All I can say is this is by far the most powerful and perfect G-spot toy I’ve ever had between my legs. I won’t be throwing away my Greedy Girl rabbit just yet as I do love combined clitoral stimulation sometimes, but when I just want a huge soaking, shaking and explosive internal orgasm, this will be the toy I now reach for.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: So soft, so pretty, so addictive.

Cons: Nothing, and I hate not giving a negative.

Bottom Line: Bye bye bunny, you’ll have to find a new hole to hide.

[Blonde_Bunny]

by @Blonde_Bunny, 18th October 2020

Lovehoney Jewelled Heart Metal Large Butt Plug 3.5”

The Biggest Heart

I purchased this for myself as the next and final step up in sizes of my much-loved Lovehoney Steel Jewel Heart butt plugs. Yes, I now have the complete full set and sizes - just call me the Queen of Hearts. There’s something so undeniably sexy and innocently sweet yet kinky about these steel jewel plugs, and as my love and experience of anal sex has grown, so has my appetite and craving for size.

I won’t bore you with the delivery and packaging process, we all know how discreet it always is. Let’s just say (and sorry for the spoiler) it came nearly as fast as I did the first time this was inside me.

As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple, sexy and far from smutty. The plug is carefully wrapped to prevent any damage, scratches or markings to it’s perfectly mirror shined finish. The description states a modest 3.75” circumference, I’ve measured this and I’m stunned to find that is actually correct as it really feels so much bigger. It’s just as heavy as I’d hoped and I was quite literally weak at the knees waiting to get this inside me.

It takes a little more lubrication, time and effort to insert than the smaller ones but the teardrop shape allows gentle and consistent stretch when slowly pushing it in, and when my body finally relents, when that huge steel bulb pops in and lodges firmly and securely into place, the feeling is to die for. It is ecstasy at its purest.

The added weight is also a huge improvement and turn-on as I’ve found I just crave that full, heavy feeling that only these solid metal plugs provide. The steel itself is sensationally ice cold to begin with but soon warms when inserted. Some may find that a negative but I find it breathtaking - quite literally.

For me these steel plugs are unlike any other toy for anal play, I absolutely love dildos in my bum but it’s the thin neck of these plugs I love during masturbation. Cumming with this inside me and feeling my uncontrollable muscle contractions between my pussy and around my ass gripping, twitching and squeezing that solid and slim steel neck leaves me gasping and speechless.

The final reason I love these plugs so much is I find them super safe. The stunningly pretty flared heart base combined with that very slender stem style neck means I never have a single fear about them coming out - or going in! - during sex, solo play and of course most importantly for me, when I’m wearing them out secretly in public.

I was still a little concerned prior to purchase as some other reviews mentioned the risk of this one actually slipping up inside you. I myself had no such problems and I can be quite a rough girl when masturbating, especially during intense orgasms. I’ve had no issues, but everyone is different and caution should always be taken when using any anal insertable.

In summery, this larger plug might provide a challenge to those who haven’t used many anal sex toys before, and if you’re a complete beginner you might want to go for a smaller circumference to ease you in gently… However, as an anal sex-toy pro I find this steel butt plug is verging on perfection. It’s versatile enough to give me additional pleasure during any sexual activity that I could possibly imagine. I totally recommend this to anybody wanting to try something a bit bigger yet still a very manageable size.

As I’ve said with other steel jewel plugs, I’m certain there is still no greater thrill in the world than seeing your gorgeous wife walk into the bedroom wearing nothing but a tight bound corset, suspenders and crotchless thongs, bending over and seeing this little pink gem nestled tight inside her. I love it that much I’m even wearing it writing this review right now…

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: The size and weight leaves me weak at the knees.

Cons: Do they make a bigger one?

Bottom Line: Provides prettiest and fullest filling I could ask for!

[Blonde_Bunny]

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by @Blonde_Bunny, 20th August 2020

Lovehoney Super Soft Silicone Galaxy Dildo 7 Inch

A Supernova Bentova

They say no one can hear you scream in space, I beg to differ. While stargazing the vast abyss of latest sex toys, I spotted this gorgeous new galactic dildo land on the surface of the Lovehoney website. Just looking at it, I knew I needed this in my world.

As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple but still sultry and stylish. Hey, not all dildos need balls, bells and whistles. It’s only the D that interests me.

Not only is this dazzling dildo staggeringly pretty, it has all the features me and my G-Spot look for - A firm structure that’s not too flexible, a heavily swollen and engorged style head followed by the bunched ripple of a retracted foreskin, frenulum and a prominent protruding ridge down the length of a narrower shaft. Combine that with a celestial space-grade suction cup, I knew I’d soon be seeing stars.

The feel and flexibility of this toy is out of this world. Some dildos can feel a little too stiff during longer vigorous playtimes, but this soft silicone is forgiving when clenched and flexible enough it doesn’t become uncomfortable. The length is near perfect for me, I can confidently sit on and take the entire 7”s without it feeling too threatening and invasive towards my cervix - this is especially important to me when being bounced upon to the base. Did someone say space hopper?

The description states a tame 4.5” girth, I can tell you that it feels generously thicker than that, especially on first entry. That combined with the stiff but gentle upward curve of the shaft - and the extremely pronounced, bulging and bulbous head - gives me that full, filled feeling while it rubs firmly against the front wall of my vagina and my G-spot. With some short, shallow and very quick thrusts, it soon leaves me screaming and squirting, gasping then gushing, and I can now prove there is definitely water in space - and my bathroom floor.

The suction cup base is astonishing. I’ve docked it to the end of my bed, the edge of my bath and even my kitchen chair, I’ve given it a serious seeing to and it hasn’t moved once. Trust me, many of my toys in the past have come adrift from my chosen locations - I’m quite a rough girl, but this suction rivals the vacuum of space.

How about a voyage to Uranus for all you ass-tranauts? Of course I’ve used this dildo for anal - I’m a double penetration girl through and through and my god it hits the spot. The sizing is perfect to give me that tight filled feeling while still not being overly intimidating. The length is plentiful for anal play and the large swollen head gives just the right amount of challenging stretch on entry before it gives way to the slimmer shaft - I found it holds itself inside you incredibly well too, so I can leave it there like a butt plug to fill that deep-space while using another toy next to it.

And yes, this Galaxy styled dildo is strap-on harness compatible too, just call me R2D-Cup baby - Princess Leia’s buns are nothing compared to mine!

Being totally silicone, cleaning is simple. Wash with warm soapy water, wave over with sex toy wipes or whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to dry until your next explosive take-off.

If you’re searching for a gorgeous looking dildo that’s both stunning in apearance and performance then this is it. It’s sensational for vaginal, anal, G-Spot and P-Spot play. It’ll leave you screaming and shaking, shivering and soaking. When you’ve finished with this interstellar dildo you’ll leave it shimmering and shining (and dripping) like the creamy Milky Way.

☆ ☆ All the stars in the galaxy out of 10! ☆ ☆

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: So gorgeous, so universal and infinitely orgasmic!

Cons: A black hole of nothings.

Bottom Line: My husband now knows what I mean when I say I just need space!

[Blonde_Bunny]

by @Blonde_Bunny, 19th April 2020

Bondage Boutique Black Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraints

Fantasy Four-post Fetters

This was my first venture into bondage and restraints of any kind. I’ve always had a little disobedient demon deep inside me, whispering for me to dip my tiny toe into the borderland of BDSM, but never did I think I’d take the plunge, feet, legs and arms first, into having myself constrained and bound to my bed.

I’m a young petit girl and uncharacteristically rather wild in the sheets. You know what they say about the quiet ones. I’ve always had a forbidden fantasy of being completely subdued and restrained, held captive at the mercy and subordination of another, it secretly sexually aroused me beyond belief. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me…

I always assumed that one would need to be the privileged of high society to own a large four-poster bed for the capabilities of being fully tied and tethered to each corner. How wrong I was. Even poor little peasant me can now turn my dreary double divan into a tantalising torcher table. This item wasn’t on a discount offer but even at this full price it would’ve been insanity to not explore this. And for a change this would be something from Lovehoney’s basket that wouldn’t be going up mine.

I won’t bore you with the delivery and packaging process, we all know how discreet it always is, and for this particular order that was extremely important for me. After opening the delivery box I was surprised to see the packaging of the restraint kit was very basic and hides nothing, a clear cellophane bag is the only covering. But fret not my friends, you could easily mistake this purchase for a simple set of straps used in the haulage industry, I know I did when I opened the box, but that’s where the similarities ended and my heart started racing.

I actually chose the inconspicuous white strap option apposed to the black or purple, purely for the fact that I planned to leave this set up and ready to use permanently under my bed. I knew being white it would blend into my bedding and bedroom decor, it would be quite unnoticeable. On the contrary, if anyone did dare to look under my bed, these restraints would be the smallest of their shocks. I also didn’t want to have to set this whole kit up every time I needed punishment, let’s face it, that’s quite often.

Actually fitting this to my double bed was extremely easy. They simply spread out, sit underneath your mattress and hang from all four corners ready for the naughtiest little nympho. Adjust the lengths accordingly and it’s as easy as pie. But I will be honest, I did have the help of my husband to set up this up ready for me, I mean for us, no it’s definitely for me.

Simple but strong padded velcro shackles hold all limbs firmly to each corner of your makeshift bondage-bed in your new bawdy boudoir. Once wrapped to your ankles and wrists they clip easily to the ready and waiting straps. I was happily surprised to find wearing these a lot more comfortable than I expected, they’re actually quite soft on your skin and trust me I’ve been pulling at them quite roughly.

The ideal scenario in my secret servitude mind would’ve been to somehow tie myself down alone, wait for my husband to walk in and find me bound on our bed in the most scandalous of lingerie, but that would have been physically impossible for obvious reasons and probably quite unsafe if he was late home from work. I’m all for risqué sex play but safety definitely comes first, and if I’m a good girl I may even be allowed to cum second. So I waited and let him take full control, strap me down and stretch me out… (no pun intended I promise).

I was stunned how strong this set is. I can take some pinning down but these restraints soon put an end to my wildest wiggling. Honestly, once you’re tied down you’re not getting away by any means, these will restrain the most feral of females. The lengths of each individual strap being fully adjustable allows some freedom of movement, that’s if your subduer was to permit this, but that’s not for me or you to decide.

One final word of warning, and please beware. This is likely to open many new doors in your bedroom indulgences, it certainly has for me. So what’s next? Who knows, hours of edge play and orgasm denial, maybe a ball gag to silence my screams and shush my salacious mouth, most definitely whips to punish my new wicked ways… Oh Lovehoney, what have you made me become.

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: The simplicity of design, the comfort, the strength and of course the discretion.

Cons: I probably would’ve struggled installing it on my own.

Bottom Line: Great value for money and endless bed compatibility means punishments for all!

[Blonde_Bunny]

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by @Blonde_Bunny, 13th July 2020

THRUST Pro Elite Lexi Rechargeable Vibrating Masturbator 21kg

Luscious Lexi Love

I want to state this is a review from a female point of view as well as how my husband enjoyed it. I wanted Lexi in my life as much - if not more - than he did. I doubt I’m alone in being a woman who desires some secret girl on girl play too.

We both have an untouched fantasy for a threesome involving another girl, sounds fantastic right? Well, I’m quite the jealous Jane so this was a perfect option for both of us.

We’re not new to the Thrust Pro Elite range, we already own a much loved 7kg Katya pussy and bum. But when I saw the full size Lexi land on the Lovehoney website, my heart melted as I fell head over heels for her.

I’m sure you’ll want to know how she arrived to our door, as you can imagine she’s a big and full-sized girl. But panic not, I can tell you she didn’t turn up in a taxi, this item arrived in the usual inconspicuous packaging - albeit somewhat questionable in weight. Yes Mr Postman, it’s just a bag of potatoes in that plain brown box… cough

Inside the box, Lexi is packaged in another brown box and polystyrene inserts.
She’s sealed inside a clear cellophane bag and well covered in the silky soft renewing powder, the feel of this is unbelievably life-like and undeniably inviting. The material itself has no real smell to it so that’s a huge plus too.

She’s heavy, don’t be misled, at 21kg’s she weighs more than a bag of cement, so bare this in mind especially when lifting her and thinking of storage. On the plus side, there’s no way she’ll move around on your bed even with the most vigorous of thrusting. From feeling her back I would also guess that there’s a frame deep inside that helps keep her structure.

The attention to detail is astonishing, the perfectly shaped and life-sized breasts with erect nipples, voluptuous vulva and luscious lickable lips are so life-like it’s surreal. Honestly it’s breathtaking - and that’s before you’ve even plunged inside.

With plenty of water-based lube applied deep into both of her openings, I was the first to explore her. Teasing my fingers into her felt just like the real thing - trust me, this I know well. The tight openings followed by varying textures and ridges honestly felt as though I was playing with myself. She’s tight but forgivingly stretchy, firm yet so squishy. Honestly I was getting off from just fingering her. Seeing my lubed fingers glistening around her clit and lips was undeniably arousing, she was almost as wet and dripping as me.

My husband was second to sample her sexually and has used and abused both holes thoroughly. He feels the ass is considerably tighter, both on entry and within the canal - sounds authentic to me!
Regardless of this narrower option he’s a pussy lover through and through so that’s his favoured hole. He commented in specific on the varying widths and textures within both the canals, changing from looser to tighter, firmer and rougher and then even changing directions at times.

Depths of both pussy and ass are more than ample although my husband can reach the bottom if he’s really rough, but he finds this only adds to the realism and the sensations of when his penis would press my cervix and if nothing else it’s a massive ego boost!

My husband isn’t a huge lover of vibrations so we’ve yet to try the remote control vibes whiles he’s actually inside her, but I have activated them while fingering her and my god… they’re potently powerful and rival the rumbles and strength of my own wands. Being rechargeable and remotely controlled only adds further excitement and options for my dominant control.

Cleaning is simple, flush out using the provided water douche, or like us, using a showerhead. Transporting Lexi into the bath is a little challenging for myself but my husband is quick enough to jump at the opportunity of taking her to have some alone shower time.

After washing and applying sex-toy cleaning spray, Lexi air dries well when left in the open, but I advise using rolled and twisted kitchen towel to dry the canals. When dry, we apply the recommended conditioning powder which leaves her feeling smooth, soft, silky and ready for our next female fantasy. This may sound a laborious task, but all good women need a little love and care.

I can tell you we’ve found no greater thrill than both being involved using this toy together. To watch her large, firm and supple breasts roll and bounce while he’s on top of her or to turn her over and hold her ass while he’s inside her is to die for. I’ll definitely be donating my most scandalous thongs and bra to her for an even fuller fantasy foreplay.

If you’re looking to satisfy that perfect, problem free three-way, or just a guy wanting a new girl in his life then this is as close as you can get to the real thing. She may be expensive, but all classy girls are! And for us she’s considerably cheaper than a disastrous threesome resulting in divorce.

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: So lifelike it’s scary!

Cons: She really is a big and heavy girl…

Bottom Line: She is absolutely stunning and I love her!

[Blonde_Bunny]

by @Blonde_Bunny, 4th May 2020

Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers

Protruding Pleasure or Punishing Pain

I’d been looking at these for quite a while, completely uncertain of what they could actually achieve for me, but undeniably curious. I’d even heard a tantalising tale that some women can reach orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Intrigued? So was I… I’ve also (and I both blame and thank Lovehoney) become very much the secret submissive and crave elements of mild pain inflicted upon my body in our bedroom. These nipple suckers seemed to tick both boxes of what I was looking for so they went straight in my basket.

The packaging was very simple but pretty and stylish like all of Lovehoneys own products. Inside the small box the suckers are contained in a sealed plastic bag. I was delighted with the size of these, they were exactly as I expected, they felt firm and strong and the was no bad smell to the silicone either.

So, do they work? Yes, yes, OMFG yes!

I haven’t got the largest or most sensitive nipples anyway, but after having these gently and continuously sucking them for about 10 minutes, they were so swollen and engorged. When I pulled them off and first touched them, I hand on heart nearly came there and then.

I found it best to use them during masturbation and foreplay as during sex with my husband the natural movements of my breasts (as well as plenty of manhandling from him) made them come loose and fall off several times. Used as an addition to solo play they’re a brilliant extra sensation and visual arousal. To see your nipples swollen and extended to a pumping throb is breathtaking, and that’s before you’ve even dared touch them.

Yes, of course I’ve tried one on my clit. Don’t pretend you won’t. I put a little lube on one of the suckers, spread my lips and placed it straight over my clit. Although I instantly felt it being drawn in and swelling, this wasn’t my favourite way of using them. My clit needed to be already very swollen and fully exposed to get a good hands free latch which makes using them this way a bit more difficult, and the suction feeling wasn’t as overwhelmingly pleasurable as I’d hoped, although it could obviously be different for others. It’s a much stronger, intense and consistent suction than using the Womanizer, for example. I did however have an extremely engorged and throbbing clit as soon as I pulled this off, and that in itself was extremely erotic, both to look at and attempt to touch without crying and cumming.

The fact that these work without need for batteries or vibrations mean they’re simple, silent and discreet no matter who else is in the next room.

The price of the Nipple Suckers needs to mentioned too. This is obviously not a high end, luxury or designer sex toy set, it’s a low priced almost budget item. I am however, stunned at the high level of quality of these – how can they even make things this good at that price!

I’ve yet to reach a point of toe curling, back arching nipple orgasm and maybe never will, but I’ll have a lot of fun trying. But I can tell you with all honesty, these accelerate and intensify all of my orgasms and arousal.

For me these are now a must in all of my bedroom indulgences. Whether it’s during masturbation or if they come out the drawer for BDSM, well that’s for my dominant to decide. So, is it a reward for good behaviour or punishment for the mischievous little minx I’ve become… oh what’s a girl to do?

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: Extremely easy to use, incredibly strong suction, so easy to clean.

Cons: Would love some kind of storage bag as small and get lost.

Bottom Line: Opened a whole new area of stimulation, extreme sensations and possible punishments.

[Blonde_Bunny]

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by @Blonde_Bunny, 10th September 2020

Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Christmas Cum Early

Christmas, the sexiest - and for us, the friskiest - time of the year. But with all the giving and receiving I’ve been up to these last few months, I’m definitely on the naughty list. But who said the good girls get all the gifts? And it’s not all about the presents on the big day itself - It’s the buildup to Christmas that’s the most exciting time for me.

Advent Calendars have always been a favourite of mine, but this carnal cache of toys is so much more tempting than chocolate - and tremendously more healthy for the mind and body both. So what’s inside? I’ll tell you now, you’ll get no spoilers from me. I’ll give you some sneaky snippets of some of the items that will stuff your stockings and deck your balls, but I won’t give specifics or what’s in what number door - Christmas is all about the surprise right? I can tell you though the contents of this calendar will leave you breathless, restless and feeling so much hotter than mulled wine could.

The overall size is actually a lot larger than I expected it to be and satisfyingly weighty, but at 43cm tall, a width of 27cm and modest depth of 14cm, don’t expect to find a 12 inch dildo lurking behind door number 7. The items within are each intentionally compact in size but by no means stingy. The saying “good things cum in small packages” could not be more true.

Each individual numbered door is perforated and has a clear area to indent your finger to make it easy to open just like the calendars we all know and love and each door is a different size and shape, further heightening that sense of variety, anticipation and longing for what’s to cum.

Although somewhat larger and in a hinged opening book format with magical magnetic fastenings, the classy yet Christmasy appearance and design of this looks deceptively like any other advent calendar, but that’s where the innocence ends. The gifts behind each window have been carefully, meticulously and specifically chosen to build a mind-blowing erotic experience up to and cum Christmas Eve.

Each item progressively complements the previous taking you on a journey of festive flirtation, erotic tension, tickling and a whole heap of teasing - oh, and did I mention the daily orgasms? Without revealing its entire contents, I can tell you there’s things in here that would make Santa blush redder than Rudolf’s nose.

From bondage gear to butt plugs, from penis strokers to bullet vibes, ben-wa balls and anal beads, the array of accessories is staggering. I’m far from a Sex Toy beginner but still every item in here caught my breath and made me gasp, and that was before I tried using them. And I can tell you the big finale on Christmas Eve is no anticlimax, day 24 gifted me possibly the biggest and most explosive climax of my year - If you love clitoral suction toys you’re in for a real treat… I’ll say no more.

This sex toy advent calendar is guaranteed to make your Christmas magically sexy, and if nothing else it completely overhauls your sex toy collection to transform it into a treasure trove of pleasure potential. Not only will it ignite your toy-box on fire, but it’ll introduced new things that you may not have otherwise tried. With the contents worth considerably more in total than their usual retail prices, this Calendar of kinky components represents fantastic value for money as well as a spicy boost to your sex-life up to and over the Christmas season – and well beyond that too I’m sure.

I honestly cannot recommend this enough. Whether you decide this is for you or a partner, both of you or even a gift for anyone else, I can promise you won’t be disappointed. If you weren’t on the naughty list before like myself, then you will be when you’ve worked your way through this mischievous month.

I hope you have a wonderfully naughty Christmas like us.

Overall Rating: 5/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: The size and weight leaves me weak at the knees.

Cons: Do they make a bigger one?

Bottom Line: Provides prettiest and fullest filling I could ask for!

[Blonde_Bunny]

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by @Blonde_Bunny, 15th May 2020

Lovehoney Ignite 20 Function Mini Wand Vibrator

Mini But Mind-Blowing

It has to be said, I’m a Wand Girl through and through. I’ve got more wands than the wicked witch of the west. When I discovered this new luscious little luxury from Lovehoney, I couldn’t help but wonder, could this new mini-wand take the top spot in my bedside drawer? Either way, a girl can never have too many toys, so this one I had to have.

I won’t be monotonous and bore you with the delivery process, we all know how quick and discreet it always is. Let’s just say (and sorry for the spoiler) - it came nearly as fast as I did.

As with all of Lovehoneys own-brand toys, the packaging is simple but sexy, sultry and stylish. A stunning little magnetic door gives you a window to the wonders yet to come. (Excuse the pun). Inside the box the miniature wand is accompanied by the charging lead and a gorgeously sexy little storage bag.

I was quite taken back by how small and lightweight this wand is. I know it’s a mini but even so, it’s tiny - but girls, you know what they say about small things. It’s borderline bullet in size so it’s so much lighter and easier to hold than full-size wands like my Doxy DieCast 3R.

Simple controls for simple minds, it didn’t take me long to puzzle out this little powerhouse. One button and three speeds of power are more than enough for me. Already being semi-charged, there was no way I wasn’t trying it out right there and then.

With one button pressed, the toy was turned on- and so was I. With a small spot of lube to my already excitedly wet self - and trembling with anticipation - I lay back and took this wand for the wildest of test drives. Again, sorry for the spoiler, but I was climbing the walls within minutes.

I have to say there’s nothing ‘mini’ about the power of this toy, I enjoyed it so much more than I thought I would. The vibrations are strong and deeply rumbly on the lower setting – but do get a little buzzy on the highest one. The lowest setting is quite subtle but as the power increases, the reverberating rumbles are dramatically driven deep into your soul.

The soft and smooth silicone head is really flexible too so you can get the right amount of pressure on your clit. That’s what wands are all about right? I’m quite a rough girl with my toys and really like pressing them firmly into me, so flexibility is a must. And because it’s a wand style with a larger broad head, the delicious vibrations are quite widely dispersed thus stimulating not only your clit, but echoing into your vulva too.

I’m not such a lover of the vibe pattern modes, although I’m sure some people will be. There’s 17 sequences of varying pulses, but I’ve never been someone who loves patterns as I find they just keep me from reaching orgasm. I’m all for edge play but for me a wand is for getting there fail-safely fast. Constant consistent power is what sends me silly - and this delivers that fast.

Noise level also needs a mention. It really is almost silent. The tiniest of hums can be heard on the lowest setting and it does get a little louder as the powers turned up, but don’t we all! However, this is by far the quietest vibrating toy in my collection.

Where this wand excels dramatically over many of my other models is I can take it in the bath. Apologies to my rubber ducky, you’re not the only one squeaking in the tub now! Not only is it bath and shower safe, it’s soaking and shivering squirt safe too - wands seem to always make me explode and this one is no exception. The first time I climaxed using this I was dripping like a drain pipe.

Of course, being fully waterproof and totally silicone coated, cleaning is a breeze. Either wash with warm soapy water, wave over with sex toy wipes or whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to dry until your next back-arching adventure.

In summary, it’s Ignite by name and nature. It hasn’t got the edge over my big Doxy, but it still gets me there quick. It’s small in size but undeniably powerful. It’s bigger than a bullet so precision’s not pivotal. It’s rechargeable, cordless and perfect for travel. It’s pretty, petit and it now has pride of place on the side of my bath tub. Speaking of which, it’s time for a soak…

Overall Rating: 4/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Pros: Its curiously cute, mini and mighty!

Cons: Only negative is it’s a little buzzy on high power.

Bottom Line: Perfect bath time water wand, but in bed I’ll always be a Doxy girl.