by @Peitho , 8th October 2021
Lifelike Lover Luxe Auto Inflatable Remote Control Realistic Dildo 6 Inch
Firstly, let’s set the experience level of this review. I have a lot of sex toys, we’re talking hundreds rather than handfuls but excluding a Clone-A-Willy of my OH none of them are realistic looking and none at all have a suction cup base so I am a newbie here. How very exciting!
In the box you get your new Lifelike Lover, a USB charging cable, a remote (which you need to make sure you have 2 AAA batteries ready for) and a brief instruction leaflet which although only containing 2 brief sections of information in English says everything you need to know about charging, using, caring for, travel locking and storing this specific Lover. I think it is worth purchasing a storage bag separately to keep the toy itself in even within the box to avoid the remote, cable and batteries damaging the toy’s silicone in any way.
Charging is very simple, the plug slides easily into the socket below the buttons and your Lover will flash brightly at you until fully charged when the lights stay on constantly.
The remote with this is a Godsend and for altering settings in use, essential, because the control buttons on this bad boy are buried in your vagina or anus during use! The button pattern is exactly the same on the remote as on the toy itself and very easy to work. The middle one turns him on and cycles through the frequencies and patterns and the top and bottom ones you hold to increase and decrease the inflation. Very neat, very easy. The ones on the toy itself also light up to match what function they’re performing, the middle one being brighter for higher frequencies vibrations and flashing in sync with patterns.
This is certainly a firm dildo when not inflated, there is no bend or flex. The silicone feels lovely and there is softness and give in the moulding of the head and textured sides but you can still feel every ridge and vein. Inflation wise you can steadily increase and decrease the circumference of the shaft and head from 11.5cm to 18cm (just over 7") so pick whatever you like and stick with it or play around once inserted for your perfect filled feeling. When fully inflated you do lose the texture of the shaft and head and it looks like it might easily puncture but so far is proving very robust despite some pretty serious abuse! The vibes are centred in the non inflated shaft obviously but as you’ll probably be leaning back for maximum effect (at least I am) the vibes will still be in direct contact with your G-spot or where ever you want anatomically.
So, first thing’s first… let’s try this bad boy’s suction out around the house. Mirrors - check 
, Windows - check , Anywhere in the bathroom - check , Wooden bed frame - check , Coffee table - check . The suction is good. We have a big solid wooden bed frame with a 12cm width footboard and this is my perfect setting for my Lifelike Lover. The suction base diameter when fully deployed is 9cm so you’ll need about 10cm² area of whatever you’re sticking him to. I’ll be honest sliding the full length up and down when fully inflated I did pop him off a fair few times which was annoying but when not set up with a huge girth or smaller bouncing up and down with maximum girth (my preference) this guy is going nowhere and is wonderful. I’ve used him for doggy on our full length mirror (though was fairly restrained as I didn’t want to break the mirror!) and in the shower under running water as he is fully waterproof. Lots of fun and lots of options though I still favour the footboard.
Vibes wise, there are a total of 10 options and they’re not quiet. 3 constant but I’m going to say different frequencies rather than different intensities as I am quite a power queen internal vibration wise but found the first setting by far the most satisfying as it was rumbly rather than the following two settings which were too buzzy for me and actually felt less intense as a result. The following 7 are a mix of pulses and waves but for me it’s switch on to setting 1 vibration and just play with the inflation from there which makes life so easy. Perfect.
I was hoping that the balls would produce some good clitoral stimulation and to a certain extent they do as the texture is good and grinding works but the vibrations are very much focussed in the shaft and head and don’t actually travel well into this chap’s bollocks. As it turns out, for perfection that’s not a problem at all because sat bouncing up and down on him, fully inflated at the end of the bed, balls pointing away from me, leaning back a bit for ideally focussed G-spot action and my Mantric Wand in hand for my clitorus. Well wow, just wow.
Obviously this Lover is safe to use anally with his large balls and base and I have tried him anally but it’s not really my thing. I can however see how good he’d be if you want to have not too much girth to insert but then inflate for that full feeling. Being totally waterproof clean up with a thorough wash and scrub is easy.
I get the appeal of suction dildos now and will certainly be getting others and I definitely recommend this toy to others. Perhaps I’ll leave my Lifelike Lover sticking to the patio doors next time the neighbours pop round just for a giggle.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Firm G-spot focus, excellent remote control functions, wonderful filling.
Cons: The higher vibrations are buzzy.
Bottom Line: Great hands free fun and I love that inflated, filled feeling.
Update : Not in the review, but please anyone who doesn’t have a suction dildo or vibrator seriously get one. I can’t believe I waited this long. Riding your suction stud, hands free, while sucking on your OH’s cock is a truly superb addition to oral!