by @Peitho , 7th March 2022
Lovehoney Birthday Cake Flavoured Lubricant 100ml
Practicalities first. The bottle is great, it has an easy to remove tamper seal and then is a really neat, tidy and simple to use pump system that deposits just a small blob of lube onto your hand… or wherever else you want to lube up. Full marks so far.
Onto the taste test and obviously I tried this out first before moving onto oral with my OH. It tastes exactly like the very synthetic supermarket vanilla sponge and artificial cream type goodies. This is not a decadent pâtisserie Victoria Sponge offering, it’s a Twinkie, but you know what, I’m not fussy when it comes to cakes and I quite like them. I’m also a T1 diabetic so that sweet sponge naughtiess without the need to insulin for sugar carbs is quite the treat.
Onto use, at first pump it is almost a gel consistency; it goes on really well and initially is slippy slidey. Unfortunately, it dries out really quickly compared to other water based lubes I use. For oral, this is no problem whatsoever as it’s instantly revitalised with saliva and the only need to reapply is because you’ve licked and sucked every last bit off your cock or pussy of choice but it doesn’t fair so well used as a regular toy lube.
I think if you’re looking for a lube specifically for oral, this is worth a go especially for anyone with a sweet tooth. If you are getting it especially for a fun Birthday treat and for someone to blow the candle, it will go down really well (pun intended). If you’re looking for an all round slip and slide all purpose lube, look elsewhere.
This will certainly get used up by us as I think I’ve become slightly addicted to the taste and my lucky OH will get to celebrate lots of very happy un-Birthday’s (as Alice would say) in the weeks ahead.
Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Pros: The twinkie, sugar rush taste and good bottle dispenser.
Cons: Dries out rather too fast
Bottom Line: Fun and great for oral, not so good for other purposes.