by @Peitho , 28th May 2023
Womanizer X Hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head
As always with Womanizer products, the packaging is excellent and sticks with the same pull drawer box that my other Womanizers have with compartments for your shower head along with well written, concise instructions on how to use it, clean it and care for it.
Installation is very easy, simply unscrew your old shower head and screw this one in instead. It even comes with a filter seal, which most standard shower heads these days seem to omit.
It looks absolutely like a regular shower head, it doesn’t say “Womanizer” anywhere on it but just has the small W logo on the top which could stand for any company, no-one is going to walk into your bathroom and think there is anything unusual about your shower.
The controls are very logical and well thought out, a button to switch through the three different jets (which is much better than most shower heads where the jet is changed by twisting the head) and a slide button to increase or decrease the intensity of the flow. This is neat, easy to use and clever.
Full marks so far.
Now, in use over the last month and sadly this is where things start to go downhill. The three options are “Pleasure Jet” and “Pleasure Whirl” designed to please your clit and labia, and “Powder Rain” designed for a nice, relaxing day to day shower. The Whirl doesn’t do a lot for me, though I’m sure for some it will. The Jet does, it is instantaneously very, very pleasurable and if I zoom up the intensity it can certainly produce a very fast orgasm vastly superior to any regular shower head but, and sadly there is a but, if I’m not after a fast fix and want to enjoy the experience for longer it has a tendency to numb the area in a similar manner, for me, that overly buzzy vibrations do.
Onto the Rain for general shower purposes and the feeling is a nice shower but I want a stronger general shower. This is probably personal preference as there is a really good coverage of water for getting clean and the lack of power might just be down to a lack of water pressure in our system but I prefer my normal shower head. I will admit, at this point, that it took me ages to find my perfect shower head as I am really fussy but I will be going back to that for general day to day showering. My other gripe with the Rain setting is that the nozzles are all the little rubber nipple type ones. After only a month, all still work and have not become inverted but already a few have decided to direct the water in completely random directions, a quick nipple tweak, pun intended, fixes them but it’s an annoyance never the less. The nozzles for the Jet and Whirl streams are much better and obviously directing the water through smaller outlets feel much more powerful.
So, my conclusions, if you are after total subtlety and a quick guarenteed orgasm this may well be for you. No one is going to know you have a sex toy masquerading as a shower head and it does get the job done fast if you let it. However, if you’re after a longer, more in depth, session and don’t mind leaving obvious toys about I’d probably stick with a good standard shower head for showering and take some waterproof play things in with you to entertain you in the shower.
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Pros: Easy to use, fast orgasm, very subtle design.
Cons: Numbing jet, ineffective whirl, lack of rain power.
Bottom Line: If you can’t be known to have sex toys and want a quick orgasm, it’s for you, otherwise, maybe not.