My Reviews

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 10/05/23
Luddi Ziggy Rechargeable Unisex Accessible Silicone Vibrator

Not as accessibility-friendly as it claims!

*FYI – I have fibromyalgia, so accessibility-friendly sex toys are something I love discovering and exploring!

I wasn’t expecting the box to be so big and heavy, it caught me off guard a little with the way I tried to lift it, which caused a little flare in my wrist the next day (not fun). The packaging itself is big and bold, the bright orange is very hard to miss.

The ribbon pull system to open the box is a little finnicky, and the finish on the box makes it a little slippery to try and open by hand, so I had a slight bit of difficulty there, the angle the box opens at also makes it a little finnicky to close too. If I had issues on a non-flare day, I know I’m never going to be able to open it whilst flaring.

The charging station is huge, and I now know why the box was so heavy. It’s large and heavy, but also still very accessible, with braille above the button and charging ports to assist the visually impaired.

The braille on top of the box matches the text, however, the braille on the back only translates the first paragraph written on the back, leaving out details of the charging station, the number of patterns, etc. There are no instructions in braille for the actual product, which assumes that those who are visually impaired have a caregiver or partner, which is not always guaranteed.

Took longer than the claimed 1 hour for the toy to charge (either that or the charging indicator light just doesn’t change). Also, there’s no way for anyone visually impaired to know whether it’s fully charged or not, as the feedback is visual-only with the lights.

The vibrations only really happen on the thicker portion of the toy, where the motor is, and the difference in the levels seems a little jumpy, 1 is pretty low, then 2 feels more like a 3. 3 and 4 are fairly buzzy, and enjoyable externally for me, but I don’t really like inserting this toy, it just didn’t do much internally.

The shape is really uncomfortable internally, as it’s more of a semi-circle, and whilst you can grip the two wings (when magnetised together), there’s not really a lot control in the pivoting of the toy you can do, only really in and out.

The side of the box states ‘8 Speeds + Patterns’, however, there are actually 4 speeds and 4 patterns, which may confuse some people. The patterns are also not for me, patterns just don’t do it for me, and I would’ve preferred having 8 levels that increased incrementally instead.

The buzzy-type vibrations were fine externally, and it did its job, but nothing super amazing. This would probably be more fun with a partner, but at this point, I can’t say much until I go see them.

I found that it wasn’t quite as flexible as advertised, especially when placing it inside underwear, as it doesn’t bend enough with the pelvic shape, and just causes the top portion of the toy juts out a little awkwardly.

Despite the accessibility claims of this product, I don’t actually find it to be fully accessible at all, especially in regard to the visually impaired and the lack of information they are getting from the braille when compared to someone who can see perfectly. And the box too, anyone with muscle or motor skill impediments may struggle with the weight and getting it open, as well as pulling the magnets apart. As someone with fibro, this is not accessible for all bodies.

Pros: Brightly coloured

Cons: Lack of accessible packaging, lack of instructions for visually impaired, caused me to flare

Bottom Line: Lot of work to be done to claim it’s accessible to all, really disappointed

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 1/6/23
Lovehoney Plus Size Boudoir Belle Cherry Quarter Cup Bra Set

Extremely unflattering

I really wanted to love this set, I really did. However, it was just awful.

I usually size up and fit the 18-22 size range, and had this sent in an 1X-2X (18-20), so it should have fit perfectly, but it absolutely didn’t.

I had to tighten the bra completely, and it still didn’t fit properly. Despite having E/F cups, the underwire provided zero support. And, because I had to tighten the bra so much, the band was forced really high on my back, and the cute details on the straps, such as the bow, disappeared over my shoulders.

The way the straps sit, and how the side is cut, forces everything in your underarms up and out, causing unflattering lumps besides my arms, which I don’t ever get with other lingerie sets. Even when trying to take some flattering photos, I just couldn’t, which I’ve never had a lingerie set I couldn’t make look good, so it caused a little bit of dysmorphia. The straps would have worked better and provided a more flattering shape, if they were able to be crossed over the back.

The lace on the underbust section of the bra is cute, but mine wasn’t lined up, and it was very obvious.

The garter belt, despite having clasps, also didn’t fit, I had a good 2.5 inch gap, and wearing it lower didn’t help either. This could’ve benefitted from an adjuster like the g-string has.

The suspender clips are my worst nightmare. They aren’t accessible at all, and I’ve previously struggled with these, causing my hands/fingers to flare. Changing these to a more accessible alligator clip would benefit a lot of people, and be so much easier as well as more functional, as the silicone pad can sometimes slip from the metal. Additionally, the red of the ribbon doesn’t match the red of the set? Which causes it to look very out of place.

The only thing I liked about this set was the g-string, surprisingly. I’m usually not a fan, but this one was super comfortable, and provided semi-decent coverage in the front. This is probably the only part of this set I’d actually keep.

The lace detailing is also really cute, I just wish there was more consistency in how it all lined up at the seams.

As a whole, this set just didn’t make me feel good about my body, and no amount of photo tips or tricks were able to make it look anywhere near decent. I was super disappointed, because it looked really nice onsite.

Product size:
1X-2X (18-20)
Pros:
The g-string was surprisingly comfy
Cons:
Never felt so unflattering in lingerie
Bottom Line:
Sizing all over the place, and not as quality as other sets

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[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 28th May 2023
Womanizer X Hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head

Sadly not the Sex Toy for me

As always with Womanizer products, the packaging is excellent and sticks with the same pull drawer box that my other Womanizers have with compartments for your shower head along with well written, concise instructions on how to use it, clean it and care for it.

Installation is very easy, simply unscrew your old shower head and screw this one in instead. It even comes with a filter seal, which most standard shower heads these days seem to omit.

It looks absolutely like a regular shower head, it doesn’t say “Womanizer” anywhere on it but just has the small W logo on the top which could stand for any company, no-one is going to walk into your bathroom and think there is anything unusual about your shower.

The controls are very logical and well thought out, a button to switch through the three different jets (which is much better than most shower heads where the jet is changed by twisting the head) and a slide button to increase or decrease the intensity of the flow. This is neat, easy to use and clever.

Full marks so far.

Now, in use over the last month and sadly this is where things start to go downhill. The three options are “Pleasure Jet” and “Pleasure Whirl” designed to please your clit and labia, and “Powder Rain” designed for a nice, relaxing day to day shower. The Whirl doesn’t do a lot for me, though I’m sure for some it will. The Jet does, it is instantaneously very, very pleasurable and if I zoom up the intensity it can certainly produce a very fast orgasm vastly superior to any regular shower head but, and sadly there is a but, if I’m not after a fast fix and want to enjoy the experience for longer it has a tendency to numb the area in a similar manner, for me, that overly buzzy vibrations do.

Onto the Rain for general shower purposes and the feeling is a nice shower but I want a stronger general shower. This is probably personal preference as there is a really good coverage of water for getting clean and the lack of power might just be down to a lack of water pressure in our system but I prefer my normal shower head. I will admit, at this point, that it took me ages to find my perfect shower head as I am really fussy but I will be going back to that for general day to day showering. My other gripe with the Rain setting is that the nozzles are all the little rubber nipple type ones. After only a month, all still work and have not become inverted but already a few have decided to direct the water in completely random directions, a quick nipple tweak, pun intended, fixes them but it’s an annoyance never the less. The nozzles for the Jet and Whirl streams are much better and obviously directing the water through smaller outlets feel much more powerful.

So, my conclusions, if you are after total subtlety and a quick guarenteed orgasm this may well be for you. No one is going to know you have a sex toy masquerading as a shower head and it does get the job done fast if you let it. However, if you’re after a longer, more in depth, session and don’t mind leaving obvious toys about I’d probably stick with a good standard shower head for showering and take some waterproof play things in with you to entertain you in the shower.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Easy to use, fast orgasm, very subtle design.

Cons: Numbing jet, ineffective whirl, lack of rain power.

Bottom Line: If you can’t be known to have sex toys and want a quick orgasm, it’s for you, otherwise, maybe not.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 01 Jun 2023
Liberator Microfibre Sex Position Wedge

This wedge is an essential for us!

When we added this sex position wedge to our wishlist, I thought it would just be a fun addition to our sexy times, but it’s become an essential for our bedroom! We’ve had it now for almost a year and a half, and we use it 99.9% of the time we have sex. The angle is perfect for the positions we like that have me on my back and side. I’m someone who has weak wrists and shoulders, so when I’m on my hands and knees, having the wedge under me gives me something firm to lean against that is ok to get messy. I also usually use a clit vibe during sex, so I can rest my arm on the wedge in that position - yes, my arm/wrist would get tired before from holding it underneath me!!

I also just really love the quality of it. It doesn’t feel cheap or plasticy at all! It has a high end feel to it. Because of the velvety fabric, it’s never cold on my skin, and the cover zips on and off really easily when it’s time to be washed. I keep it stored away in my closet when not in use, and it takes up a bit of space, but I’m glad it is a discreet design and not heavy at all. I can’t speak to its weight capacity as I am pretty petite.

I highly recommend this wedge if you’re someone who usually needs a pillow under you during sex. The value has definitely been worth the price for us!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great angle. Feels luxe. Easy to clean.

Cons: The price! A little bulky to store, but at least it is lightweight and discreet!

Bottom Line: This wedge is fantastic, I highly recommend it!

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 6/6/23
Lovehoney Black and Gold Chain Garters

Adjustable band, restrictive chains!

As soon as I saw these, they were an immediate need! However, I was a little unsure regarding the sizing. Despite having an adjustable, elasticised band, the presence of the chain meant they’d only be able to go so far. And as a girly with thicker thighs, I really wanted them to fit so bad!

Although the elasticised band does fit my thicker thighs, the chains will only fit a certain size, as I suspected. So in reality, they won’t fit a wide range of sizes, maybe only sizes 8-12 or a 14 if your thighs are slim enough. Otherwise the chains will press into your skin, and cause discomfort.

I do wish that they included an actual size range in the description, rather than just ‘they fit a wide range of sizes’, as the chain is in fact incredibly restrictive on how adjustable the band is design-wise. In saying that, does the fact that the band is adjustable really matter if the chain’s restrictive?

I could adjust the band to far larger than my thigh (16-18), but the chains are sturdy, and won’t budge for these larger sizes. I was super upset because I was so in love with the pieces.

So, because I didn’t want to get rid of them, as they’re super cute, and I knew the elasticised bands fit me, I actually ended up doing a fun little DIY, where I combined the two garters into a single, double-layer garter, which allowed me to extend the chain links out, ensuring they fit correctly, and not feel restrictive. I was even able to use the excess to make it even cuter, adding some extra design elements.

So now, rather than crying over two garters that don’t fit me (strictly due to the length of the chains), I have a really cute double-layer garter that I can wear under my skirts on the daily!

I kinda wanna buy another set, so I can make a matching one, but at the moment, I like the asymmetric look it gives under my skirts.

Product size:
One-size
Pros:
That I was able to DIY it into a single garter to fit me!
Cons:
That it wasn’t as one-size as it claimed
Bottom Line:
Really needs a sizing guide, adjustable bands don’t matter if they’re attached to chains!

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[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 18/05/23
Womanizer X hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head

Wave after wave…

As with any Womanizer product, the packaging is well thought out, simplistic, and has all information you need readily available to you. Have I ever kept shower head packaging before? No. Is that going to change with this one? Absolutely. If there’s ever a time it needs to be removed from the bathroom, I’ll just slip it back into its box.

The shower head is easy enough to fit; I just removed my normal shower head and screwed the Womanizer one on as you would with any other.

From a distance it looks like any other shower head, albeit a rather snazzy one that has many functions. The only visual giveaway of this not being your average shower head is the little Womanizer symbol on the top side of it, however this isn’t noticeable at all when mounted on the wall. I’m more than comfortable to have it in use permanently, and I highly doubt any visitors would comment on it, although if they were to use it then a few questions may be raised. And I wouldn’t be surprised if their shower lasted longer than usual…

Shower heads generally aren’t too complicated to use and this one’s no different! There’s a button you can slide to control the pressure of the water, and then one larger, and rather helpfully placed, button you press to switch between the patterns/jets.

The Powder Rain is the most useful for a “practical” shower. It’s the jet I use when being naughty isn’t on my mind. It’s not too powerful so hairwashing isn’t the most ideal but it’s perfect for a body wash and a relaxing shower.

The Pleasure Whirl threw me off when I first used it… it literally whirls! When used intimately, it doesn’t quite provide the pressure to get me “there” however feels absolutely wonderful all over and is a great build up to the Pleasure Jet.

The Pleasure Jet provides a continuous and powerful jet, and is the pattern that, without fail, gets me to that sweet ‘O’ every time. If it becomes a little too powerful, I simply hold it a little further away for less intensity, and use the intensity change switch to alter the pressure.

Due to being a permanent fixture in the bathroom, Mr FYEO has also made use of the shower head. Although it’s not something he uses for sexual pleasure (although has experimented with), he does flick through the different jets as it still feels fantastic elsewhere on the body, as well as using practically for daily showers.

I’ve experimented with play while stood in the shower, crouched, and lying down. The shape of the shower head enables you to hold it comfortably in any position, and the placement of the switch and the button allows you to use it effectively with one hand and with very little difficulty.

I think this is a massive step for Womanizer, and something I didn’t even realise I needed. I’ve played in the shower before but it’s never been as easy as this, and I’ve certainly never had a toy or piece of technology that has been designed specifically for shower play. Incredible.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: concept, design, ease of use, varying jets, pressure

Cons: Nothing

Bottom Line: Fantastic. An item I didn’t realise I ever wanted or needed, and now don’t want to go without.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 26/04/23
Bondage Boutique Heart Ball Gag

Heart in your Mouth

Another little treat from Lovehoney, combining a dash of romance with a whole lot of kink.

The heart itself is made of silicone and sits comfortably in the mouth. It’s on the small side compared to other gags I own but I really enjoy this; there’s none of that ache you tend to get when you’ve worn it for prolonged periods of time. I also noticed there’s no digging in at the corner of the mouth or discomfort which is something else I’ve experienced with ball gags in the past.

I adore that the heart is red; it contrasts well against the black of the strap and really stands out. I definitely aim to get photos using it while also wearing some red lippy, although a drooly submissive photoshoot would suit this deliciously too.

The strap is faux leather and is soft against the skin when worn. There are 9 eyelets to choose from and a simple enough buckle fastening to keep things secure. Although having a partner secure this for you is handy, I find it easy enough to do on my own.

The entire gag is made to a great standard. It feels durable, secure and fits well with its leniency in sizing. Despite a few uses, it isn’t showing any signs of wear yet, and is straightforward enough to clean with some soapy water.

[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 5/28/23
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Zipper Cut-Out Catsuit

Very Sexy!

Purchased especially in advance of a planned romantic (and kinky) weekend away, this ensemble did not disappoint!

Purchased a size Large (US10-12) for my wife to wear (she’s 5’7", around 160 lbs, 36DD with a long torso) and it fit pretty great. There’s plenty of stretch to go around - this got just a little snug in length from neck to crotch as she’s got broader shoulders and the aforementioned long torso, but it wasn’t restrictively tight, just could feel it. She also felt like there was a little extra length in the legs than she needed, but they didn’t bunch up or get baggy at all. The rest of the suit was snug in a fitted and supportive way for a very sexy and sleek look.

The keyhole cutout at the bust is extremely attractive and we found the suit gave some incredible lift to her cleavage! The mesh cutouts at the hips are an extra sexy detail and likely enhance the stretch to fit.

The two-way ziparound functioned well (no snagging of sensitive bits - whether by design or practice with other outfits, we can’t say) and we greatly enjoyed opening, closing, and adjusting from top and bottom for various play scenarios. It does unzip far enough in the back for rear entry positions, and the zipper is solid enough that she was able to use other toys in and zip them into place while we played.

No regrets at all with this purchase!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: didn’t save with my review on the item page for some reason

Cons: didn’t save with my review on the item page for some reason

Bottom Line: didn’t save with my review on the item page for some reason

[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 5/28/23
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look and Mesh Open-Back Teddy

Incredible and Delectable.

I really don’t have words for how sexy this teddy is! Purchased especially for a romantic (and sexy) weekend away this outfit did not disappoint!

The mesh is soft and fine and my wife really enjoys how it was quite warm actually for sitting around before, during, and after our more festive activities. The wet look panel around the waist has a cinching/accentuating effect and the trim (boning?) nips, tucks, and lifts at the bust just perfectly.

We purchased the one-size (US4-12) for my wife who is 5’7", 160 lbs, wears 36DD and the fit was excellent. She normally wears 10/12 so I was a little nervous it could come up short but I should not have worried.

My favorite part is the open back design that really blows other “crotchless” teddies out of the water. When she was bent over, everything was on display and easy to access, just perfectly framed.

This might be my new favorite.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Open-back design is top notch. Mesh and wet-look paneling is super sexy!

Cons: Absolutely nothing!

Bottom Line: Amazing. Need more teddies inspired for this series!

[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 1/31/23
ROMP Dash Male Masturbator

Fantastic Stroker with a Twist

I was sent the ROMP Dash Male Masturbator to try out in exchange for an honest critique. I was excited to give this a try as I haven’t yet encountered a masturbation aide that greatly improves on the good old fashioned way, especially at price point. Of course everything regarding shipping and communication from Lovehoney was top notch. This is the second toy I’ve tried from ROMP and love their packaging and approach. Always get a kick out of the sheet of sexy/playful vulva and phallus-inspired stickers included, and the instructions were clear. Love the matte black and textured design of the main casing and the bright yellow lid is a fun accent. You could leave it out on your nightstand or on a bathroom shelf and it’s just going to look like maybe a thermos or some sort of cosmetic product. Super clean and unassuming.

The Dash is essentially an open-ended soft plastic (squishy) stroker sleeve enclosed in a hard plastic canister that opens at both ends (only one end is well-designed for entrance, but don’t let me stop you from experimenting). With plenty of lube, insert your penis into the good, squishy end - you can do this with the opposite end either sealed, or not. But what really makes this shine is once fully inserted, remove and/or replace the lid on the back end so that when you stroke up it creates a suction inside the canister. It’s so simple, and yet super effective. I found myself on the edge very quickly and had fun playing with that limit on repeat.

As an added feature, because you can open the “top” end, it’s super convenient for applying more lube if needed. Also love that as it’s all self-contained, it’s less mess all around. Pop the squishy sleeve out after use to rinse everything away and let air dry before reassembling.

Should easily accommodate penises up to 7” long for full penetration, or use half-strokes if longer than that. The more significant constraint will probably be your girth - I’m at 5” and found it very comfortable and not anywhere near running out of give. I have no way of assessing at what girth it will be too tight for you.

My only minor complaint is that I wish some of these enclosed strokers came in a slightly smaller casing. I’d say this one is in the ballpark of a Fosters can, and just takes a little getting used to in holding it for the motion. Not even going to detract points anywhere, just mentioning it as a general gripe in this toy category.

Bottom line: this is a great addition to the toybox and would gladly pay list price for this to upgrade from my old squishy strokers.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

[PKH]

by @PKH, 27 Jun 2023
Liberator Fascinator Moisture-Proof Travel Throw

Perfect For Keeping Our Bed Clean and Dry

I love this Liberator throw! I also own the larger regular sized version too that is over double the size of this travel version. I haven’t traveled with this travel sized version, but it’s been perfect to just throw on the bed before a quick playtime and then fold back up afterwards. It’s large enough to catch any drippings as well as being a safe place for dirty lubed up hands to press against rather than on the duvet, and it’s really easy to clean, just follow the care instructions. The material is kinda velvety, so it feels soft and isn’t cold on your skin. It stores up very compactly, but it is a little heavy, but seems to be very durable and has a luxe feel to it! It’ll be perfect to bring along to a hotel or airbnb next time we’re going to travel!!

I’ve always been someone who wants a towel or easy to clean throw blanket under me when having sex because there’s always a mess from bodily fluids and lube, but after I squirted for the first time and soaked through the folded towel I was on top of, I started worrying more when I’d be at the peak of pleasure - what if I squirt and soak the bed again… so I wanted to get something that would protect my duvet and mattress, and it’s been perfect!

I love this throw most for the peace of mind it gives me to just immerse myself in the moment and not worry about the mess.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Keeps the bed and couch clean! Soft and durable. Easy to clean.

Cons: The price is a little high but worth the value. A bit heavy to bring on a trip if checking luggage.

Bottom Line: Perfect little sex mat to keep everything underneath clean.

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 11/07/23
Doxy Extra Powerful Wand Massager

Explosive!

Partner and I had been looking for a mains-powered wand to add to our collection, and originally they had their heart set on the Magic Wand, which sadly wasn’t available in Australia at the time, so this is the one we went for.

Firstly, I didn’t expect the box to be so big! It’s the length of my arm! The wand itself is packaged in quite nicely, minimal plastic, if any, which I really like to see when buying toys, and the wand is nice and secure in the packaging.

As a mains-powered wand, we expected it to be strong, but I definitely underestimated this one. Even the lowest setting took me by surprise!

I like the large, soft-touch buttons, the indents really help with being able to tell which buttons you’re hitting without actually looking at the wand itself. And the ease of changing intensity incrementally or ramping it right up to the highest with a long push really helps keep your partner guessing.

Now, because of the incredible power, and because it’s a mains-powered wand, the Doxy is super loud. I can’t use this solo or partnered when anyone else’s home, even on the lowest setting, she’s a noisy toy!

The cord is super long, almost 3m, so there’s never an issue with trying to find an outlet close enough, and I don’t often notice it at all, it never gets in the way, I sometimes forget that it even has a cord.

I also really like the diversity of this wand, it can be used on anyone, regardless of gender or genitalia, it’s definitely become a staple in our collection!

Pros:
The ease of use and how powerful it is
Cons:
It’s a bit noisy, but that’s to be expected
Bottom Line:
A staple for all collections!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 17/07/23
Lovehoney Mindful Black Recycled Lace Shorts

Environmentally cute!

First off, I love the fact that LH are doing a sustainable range, and the fact that it’s actually cute makes it 100x better!

The lace is gorgeous, breathable, and I love the floral pattern, as well as the keyhole at the back. The adjustable band ensures that the fit is always perfect, and the very subtle LH heart design on the band is stunning!

It’s super soft, and doesn’t irritate my skin, fits everywhere perfectly, and the cheeky brief cut is extremely flattering. I don’t consider them shorts, but definitely more in the realm of cheeky cut briefs.

I do wish the crotch portion was a little wider, I’m noticing a lot of LH underwear and bodysuits are a little thin in that section, even in the bigger sizes.

The fact that it also comes in sustainable packaging is fantastic! So many companies forget that the packaging should be sustainable too, and honestly, I’d love to see the packaging incorporated across the board for lingerie, it really does make a difference, rather than plastic bags.

I’d love to see more sustainable lines from LH, and hopefully in an expansion of colours, I think it’s absolutely fantastic, and the fact that they’ve made something sustainable look so adorable, as well as feel so amazing against the skin is an achievement in itself.

Looking forward to seeing whether there’s more plans for sustainable lingerie on the horizon!

Product size:
L/XL
Pros:
Super cute and sustainable!
Cons:
Crotch portion’s a little thin
Bottom Line:
A cute sustainable piece!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 18/07/23
Lovehoney Plus Size Bombshell Black Lace Babydoll Set

Half decent, but too short for me!

I love this babydoll, I really do, I just wish it was a little bit longer, as it barely covers my butt!

Aside from that huge issue, it’s cute! The material is super soft, it feels really nice on my skin, and not irritating at all, the straps work well going to the centre of the back, I actually prefer finding lingerie with a similar strap situation now because it’s far more flattering for bust and waist.

The lace is super delicate, so be wary if you’ve got nails that are long or sharp, it’s very very soft and has a high risk of tearing. As long as you’re careful, it should be fine, but I’m yet to wear it for my OH, so I don’t think it’ll last very long!

The matching thong is cute, and also super soft, but thongs just aren’t really my thing. However, I’ll still keep it with the set and wear it, just more than likely not outside the set.

The band on the thong’s a little thick and scratchy, and the back seam protrudes a lot more than I’d like, so it’s constantly rubbing and brushing against my skin, which I don’t like.

For those with bigger busts, there’s no support in the cups, but the straps going to the middle of your back is far more flattering than straight straps over the shoulders, so I actually don’t mind the lack of support.

I would, however, like the waist to be adjustable, just to allow me to cinch it in a little more and really tailor that section to my body.

There was a lot of residual dye in this set upon the initial wash, and even a second and third wash had residual dye coming out of it, so it’s definitely best to handwash it separately from your other colours.

Product size:
18-22
Pros:
Super soft!
Cons:
Too short and overdyed
Bottom Line:
Cute, but not perfect

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 17/07/23
Lovehoney Plus Size Mindful Black Recycled Lace Body

Sustainably gorgeous!

Bought this specifically because it’s from the sustainable line, and wanted to see whether it was really any different to regular lingerie. It’s so much better!

The lace design is absolutely stunning! The cute little flowers are surrounded by lace, and it’s super comfy and breathable, as well as being exceptionally soft, even though it’s sustainable, it’s definitely quality!

I love the overall design of this bodysuit. The fact that the straps go up and to the middle of the shoulderblades, rather than straight over the shoulders means I’m not having to keep fixing them all the time or worry about them slipping off!

The adjustable waistband above the cheeky keyhold ensures that I get a perfect fit every time, especially with an hourglass bodyshape, having my waist visible in lingerie really does make all the difference.

The cheeky high cut of the leg is gorgeous, however I’d prefer the thong style of the back and the front crotch section to have a little more material, but that’s just my personal preference.

The material is super soft and easy to wash, no residual due, but I found there to be a couple of loose fibres in the sink after my initial handwash (which is why it’s important to wash them before you wear them), which wasn’t a huge deal, but others may panic and think it’s already falling apart (it’s not)

The subtle LH heart pattern on the waistband was something I completely missed, until I noticed it on the other sustainable piece I bought. It’s a very cute touch, and I would’ve loved to see it on the adjustable straps over the shoulders too, just to tie it in.

Product size:
18-22
Pros:
The strap design and adjustability
Cons:
Lack of material for the crotch and thong back
Bottom Line:
Cute, sustainable and well worth the price

	(Out of 5)
Design
Value
Quality
Fit
Sexiness
Overall Rating

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 17/07/23
Bondage Boutique Cosmic Double Leg and Arm Restraint Set

Super tough! Small sizing

Bought these on a whim as me and my long distance OH were needing a better set of restraints, and only being there for a short trip, figured if these broke it wouldn’t be a huge deal, especially for $16.

I was very surprised with how the stitching actually held up! My OH and I even tugged on them for a bit before putting them to use, and we were really impressed with how they held together!

I do have issues with the sizing, however, there’s no sizing listed on the product page, just states that they’re leg and arm restraints. The largest velcro section, designed to go around the thigh, did not go around mine comfortably, and as a size 14 with thickish thighs, it was a bit of a knock to my confidence, but we ended up using those ones to go around the top portion of my calf, and tightened the velcro on the other section as tight as it could go around my wrists, which worked for us.

Now the velcro on these is tough! I couldn’t get out by myself, especially with both wrists locked to my calves, I wasn’t going anywhere, which my OH very much enjoyed, as he could manuvore me however he liked, and I couldn’t argue.

Although the velcro’s tough for me to get out of, they’re still fairly easy for another party to use.

I do wish they came in actual packaging that wasn’t just a plastic bag, although I bought them for $16, at an original price of $55, I’d be expecting actual packaging, even for velcro restraints.

The design is gorgeous, personally I wish there were more fun restraints like this on the market, rather than the plain old solo colours, the patterns really give the restraints some character, and looks very cute against my pale complexion.

The stitching is ridiculously strong, and I mean ridicoulously strong, even after some rough sessions, and running them through the wash once I got home, I can pull on each side with all my strength, and there’s no tearing, ripping or anything. I’m super impressed, as I didn’t actually expect them to last through one of our sessions!

Cleaning them is a breeze! There’s no excess dye in the material, so they can be thrown in wth other items, but I personally recommend handwashing them in order to keep the velcro from grabbing anything and clogging itself.

Overall, a really strong set of restraints that help to spice things up!

Pros:
The design and how tough the stitching is
Cons:
No sizing guide, thigh restraints only fit my calves
Bottom Line:
Tougher than they look!

	(Out of 5)
Design
Value
Quality
Ease of use
Pleasure
Overall Rating

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 3rd July 2023
Lovehoney Empress Black Mesh Long Robe

Pure Magic

I love, love, love this robe. It is so flattering and creates the sexiest, silhouette shape.

Firstly, the make quality of this robe is excellent. The stitching of the hems and material joins are all neat and very secure.

The mesh material is stretchy in all directions and though not overly sensual to touch, is comfortable to wear. It is also a sheer fabric so all will be seen through it, but smoothed and flattered. The wide lace sections are soft, comfortable against my skin and soften the contour edges of the robe.

The cut is very generous over the shoulders and the wide cut arms are just perfect for that sophisticated, sexy silhouette and perfectly balance a larger bottom. The satin tie brings it in, just right, at my waist and looks fabulous. Being rather slippy material, the tie does have a tendency to come undone but there is also an inner tie that will hold the robe closed securely if you so wish.

Size wise, I am a 5’8", UK 12-14, pear shape with small boobs and this robe flatters me perfectly. It produces a stunning hourglass figure that frankly, I don’t actually have! Length wise, it ends just above my ankles, which in heels would be too short but bare foot is perfect.

This robe pairs wonderfully with so many lingerie options, for a sophisticated look over the matching Empress Long Red Slip, for a subtle tease over a cute bra set or my personal favourite, pure sexiness, just teamed with a simple black thong underneath.

I can’t recommend this highly enough, it is a great confidence booster.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Produces an hour glass figute where one doesn’t exist.

Cons: Nothing negative to say

Bottom Line: Incredibly sexy

Honestly, this robe looks so much better in person than it does in the model photos!

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 3rd July 2023
Lovehoney Empress Red Satin and Mesh Long Slip

Sexy and Sophisticated but not quite the right Shape for Me

This piece is a little different to the style of lingerie I normally purchase. I’m usually in rather kinkier ensembles with a lot more on display and putting this on made me feel significantly more sophisticated than I normally do. I only have one other slip and the fit with it was disastrous as it had no give over the hips and thighs which is where I’m at my biggest and just looked awful. Thankfully this piece is a lot more forgiving.

Make quality to start, and as I’ve come to expect with Lovehoney own brand lingerie, the stitching is of a high standard. There are no loose threads or dodgy hems, it is all secure and tidy, the slip is well constructed and is not going to fall apart any time soon. The packaging is basic so if you’re planning on purchasing this as a gift, you might want to buy a pretty box to present it in.

The red satin like section of material is beautiful, it has 2 way stretch positioned to accomodate larger boobs without wrinkling at the chest and vertically at the front to keep the panel neat width wise making for a smooth, sleek, flattering fit. It is also shaped to flatter being wide at the top, narrow below the chest and through the waist and widening towards the bottom to emphasise an hour glass shape.

The lace section around the décolletage is soft and comfortable and the little cut out section and tassel is an incredibly cute detail. The simple drop back with cross straps is also lovely.

The mesh section is comfortable to wear and incredibly stretchy is all directions. If you buy your regular size there is no way you’re going to find this tight or hard to get into.

This brings me to sizing and here I do struggle a little. I am a pear shape, no question. Generally a UK size 12-14 but much smaller on top than below, thighs are pushing 16 while my waist is small and cup size I’m only an A. I am a little over 5’8". I was recommended to go for the medium 10-12 over the large 14-16 and I’m so glad I did. This has so much stretch, it very easily accomodates my bottom and thighs comfortably with no riding up or looking taught, unfortunately it looks loose on my top half. My boobs don’t fill the cups and there is clearly baggy excess satin material over my chest. If you are between sizes, definitely size down. Being a pear, short or ankle length A-line skirts flatter me more than this knee length fitted one and I didn’t think about this as I should have. The end result, despite having a lot of features that I really like, is not hugely flattering on me.

There is a lot to love about this slip and if you’re an hour glass with a C to DD cup size, and very likely bigger too, though there is not a huge amount of support, this will look incredible on you. Unfortunately, for me, it doesn’t quite work.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: The colour, the material, the neck line details.

Cons: Too big for my small boobs.

Bottom Line: Could be amazing but maybe not for pear shape bodies.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 29/07/23
Lifelike Lover Luxe Ultra Realistic Silicone Dildo 8.5 Inch

Lifelike Lover and a whole lotta lust

Now I have a real-life lover however the next best thing certainly arrives discretely and handed to me by the postman.

The packaging itself is very detailed, with photos, quick facts, and a detailed description of what the toy has to offer. It’s simple, it’s attractive, and does exactly what it says on the tin (…or box). A safety guide and operating manual are also included within the box, alongside the toy that’s kept in a sealed bag.

Upon opening, there is a distinctive silicone-y smell, however it does begin to disappear after a number of washes, and there is a slight tackiness to the material.

I haven’t tried any of the Lifelike Lovers’ but I’ve always admired the ultra-realism. This one boasts moving foreskin and “lifelike” testicles. While the foreskin doesn’t have a great amount of movement (although far more than you’d normally experience on a dildo), the testicles definitely have an element of realism, not just in appearance but also in feel. They’re quite small and I’d be curious to experience them a little bigger, just as a little extra something to fondle and play with.

At 6” insertable length and 5” maximum girth, I find this very comfortable and not intimidating at all. I don’t want to repeat myself or state the obvious but it really is “realistic,” even as far as the size and shape of the head goes, not to mention the super fine details of the skin pigmentation, the veins, and the way the “foreskin” appears retracted.

The toy is very durable. It’s been stroked and tugged and bent in various positions and from numerous angles and it remains in just as perfect condition as it was when I received it brand new. The shaft is firm, with an outer softness to the foreskin and a little “give” while the head is rather soft and, again, realistic.

A lot of my solo playtime happens while in bed, although making use of the suction cup base has been very fun and a good excuse to experiment. I’ve found it to be very effective suctioned to the edge of the bath and ridden. This is one of the best suctions I’ve experienced! It really doesn’t want to move, so the little pull tab on the side is very handy when you actually want to move/remove it. It seems to suction to most hard surfaces: the tiles, the floor, the wardrobe, end of the bed…

The luxe is waterproof too, so playtime in the shower or the bath is an option, although I haven’t experimented with this yet, nor have I incorporated it into any play using our harness, although knowing it is harness compatible leaves that door open for future use too!

I’d definitely recommend using some water-based lube when using this toy – it just makes everything move a little easier and feel just that more “lifelike.” Plus, a little goes a long way, it reactivates, and it’s easy to clean. I use the Lovehoney toy cleaner once finished, wash it and leave it to dry in the bathroom (the suction cup comes in handy and sometimes I like to surprise Mr FYEO by suctioning it to the tiles to dry…)

Now I’ve experienced a Lifelike Lover, I really don’t think it’ll be my last…

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Size, details, shape, suction, realisticness!

Cons: Nothing I didn’t like - although I’d like the balls a little bigger

Bottom Line: The next best thing to the real thing!