by @Peitho , 2nd October 2023
Fantasy Mystique Unicorn Silicone Dildo (Coming to the UK site soon)
I spend a lot of time riding horses, I don’t want to have sex with them and I don’t fantasise about shagging a Unicorn. Thankfully, that’s fine, as to me this penis belongs wholly to a Seductive Selkie or Mindblowing Merman, certainly a sexy creature of the sea not an equine of the land. The base is shell like and the colours are straight from a living, vibrant coral reef scene. Yes, it’s gorgeous. I also love that it’s called Mystique, that’s a suitable name for my Merman’s mesmerising member.
Let’s get down to business though, the most important things for a mindblowing dildo. Feel, shape, size and function and this one ticks all those boxes.
Silicone has come a long way in the last few years. It used to be, if you wanted a dildo with squish, flexibility and comfortable give you had to get “soft plastic” which is porous and not particularly hygienic. Silicone was hard and not a feel I particularly enjoyed in my vagina. I like the give and more realistic feel of something that can move and flex with me, more like a real penis. I am thrilled to say silicone has now caught up. This toy feels incredible. It is very flexible and every swirl and bump has squish while still being plenty firm enough for easy insertion and to feel every bump and ridge going in and out.
You may have worked out, I also love the shape. The swirling molding feels truly fantastic and it is a full feeling. I am a fan of girth and this seductive Silkie is a well endowed guy who tapers beautifully for easy insertion. With the tape measure out, I make his head a 4.5 inch circumference and his final, insertable circumference a whopping 7.5 inches. His insertable length is also 7.5 inches which is more than enough for me. I haven’t been able to take all of him but that’s down to length rather than girth and it’s good to know there are goals yet to reach.
So far, I haven’t gone anal with him but I think I’ll have to as the ridges and bumps are begging me to do so and length wise he’ll fit better in my back door than my front. Full girth though, will be… a challenge! If you’re into pegging, he’ll work well with the right sized O-ring harness and will be amazing for the more experienced receiver and an excellent choice for anyone who doesn’t like the realistic penis look.
Finally, the suction cup is the best I have used. It sticks securely everywhere! The normal bathroom tiles, side of bath, bed footboard/headboard rails, coffee table, etc. But also, and this is a first for me, skin! I stuck him to my stomach and could walk around the house much to my amusement. I’m not sure that’s a practical use but it impressed me. I do love a good suction cup dildo as it leaves my hands free, one for clit stimulation and one for holding while sucking my OH’s cock. Wins all around.
In terms of the practicals, a little lube is needed due to his size but only a little as he doesn’t absorb it like some silicone dildos do, so a little at the start easily lasts a full session. High marks there. Cleaning is also a breeze, I use a squirt of the JO foaming sex toy cleaner and a rinse under hot water and leave him to air dry. Simple.
The packaging is not for me, pictures on all sides though with some amusing wording. I won’t be keeping the box and simple plastic insert which brings me to my only negative. He should come with a storage bag. He’s a serious lint (and dog hair) magnet so when not boxed always needs a wash pre use. I’ll be getting him his own fancy bag very soon to alleviate this problem.
My Seductive Selkie definitely satisfies me but if the Unicorn does it for you, then swing your leg over and get on but be aware he rides much bigger than he looks when you hit the hay together… (I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself!)
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Feel, size and flexibility. Non realistic look.
Cons: Should come with a storage bag.
Bottom Line: A deliciously, delightful dong.