My Reviews

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 25/05/26
Lustful Liaison Red Floral Lace Bra Set

Lady in Red

As the owner and avid wearer of the navy Lustful Liaison bra set, I was super excited to get my hands on it.. in red!

I received the One Size set, being a size 12 and 36C chest. It fits beautifully, supported by being elasticated throughout and having adjustable straps to both the bra and the thong. I’ve worn the navy set previously when I was a size 10, and the fit remains comfortable and easy to wear despite going up a size.

The bra is beautiful. I adore the scalloped edging, the lace, the mesh, and the band that sits under the bust. It breaks the bra up a little but draws the eye to the fiery red floral design that sits atop the waist. It is honestly divine. The combination of materials allows for teases of skin but also plenty of coverage.

The thong follows the same pattern; it’s sexy, it teases, and from behind it’s strappy and minimal. I loosened the straps on the thong to keep them from digging in. I like to pull them up above my hips too and find this most comfortable.

The set is soft to the touch throughout and, from experience, remains a very high quality despite plenty of wears and washes.

This set is wonderful to photograph and just as fun to wear. It works both in the bedroom and out, dressed up or worn beneath day-to-day wear.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, materials, design, stretch and adjustability

Cons: genuinely nothing!

Bottom Line: sexy, easy and comfortable. I’ll be getting a lot of wear out of this set.

[Mr-K]

by @Mr-K, 10/06/2026
Lovehoney Full-Back Strap-On Harness

Strap in for a good time!

Me and my partner took the leap and picked this up some time ago and after lots of use it more than deserves a review!

First of all I have to compliment the way it looks. my partner being curvy in all the right places this looked incredible on her. the fitment after some minor adjustments was really secure and comfortable.

The straps had plenty of left over length so people of all shapes and sizes would equally enjoy this product. We did find that out of the box the webbing straps did feel a little coarse but softened up after a little bit of use which added to the overall feel of the harness. In my opinion this would be a great harness for anybody who may have mobility issues as we found it could be worn and adjusted with one handed operation. The only major gripe for us was the loose straps would be easily tidied up with a bit of elastic so it could be tucked up underneath it or Velcro on the end so it can be rolled up onto itself.

The back support fit perfectly across the top of her bum and it was mentioned how supported it actually felt and how much more control it gave my partner when we were using it. The soft padded material was a warm welcome compared to other designs without it. Another highlight was where the buckles were positioned, just on the edge of the padded back support so no digging in or rubbing from the plastic.

Now the business end of the harness, it’s the same soft padded high quality material as the back support which stopped any rubbing from the toys or straps. The straps all attached to a silicone O-ring using press studs which are easy enough to pull apart and refit, which really helped in changing the size of the spare O-rings that came supplied with it. Not forgetting the pocket for a small vibrator for her pleasure too!

We found that the O-rings held the dildos securely in place and meant we could quickly and easily change toys to suit what we wanted in the moment without the faff of having to loosen the harness off to do it.

Cleaning the harness was just as easy as putting it on; The O- ring was cleaned with some toy cleaner and the harness was cleaned off with a damp cloth. We found cleaning the webbing straps was best with a soft nail brush and hot soapy water then left to air dry ready for its next appearance.

Overall we love this product, its everything we could ask for in a harness. The high quality isn’t reflected in the price, so felt like I got more than my money’s worth in this case!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Comfortable, easy to use, allows for quick toy changes, caters to more sizes of toy

Cons: Initially the webbing straps were coarse, loose straps dangling when adjusted top fit

Bottom Line: Great value for money, comfortable, very easy to use for people of all shapes and sizes

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 29/05/2026
Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs

Quick and Easy

We bought these as we wanted to give pegging a try but wanted something that was thst wasn’t too expensive aswell as quick and easy to put on.

Ease of use: The pants are as easy as putting on any underwear. You just need to put the dildo in before putting on the pants.

Comfort: the pants are tight but comfortable. The waist is elasticated and there was sufficient padding between the groin and dildo for when you are pounding away.

Design and practicality: the pants have a one size O ring for inserting your dildo. We have 5, 6 and 7 inch dildos and they all fit. I did find that the pants held the dildos in place and didn’t feel like they would fall out. The 7 inches did sag away from the body slightly due the the weight. There is also a pocket on the inside that fits a vibrating bullet. I thought this was too high so didn’t quite get the clit.

Cleaning: the pants need to be hand washed. I was so turned on during our session that I imagine these will need to be washed after every use.

Who would suit the product: I would recommend these pants to a new couple looking to try out pegging. They are not expensive, easy to put on and hold the dildos fairly well.

Beware: the description says the pants come with a bag but this is false. All you get is the pants. I did notice another reviewer warned of this but the bag was not really important to me. Hopefully LH amend the product description this time.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quick and easy to put on and use.

Cons: Pocket for bullet is too high to get the clit.

Bottom Line: Fantastic starter product for a couple looking to get into pegging.

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 17/05/26
Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Welcome Upgrade (Couple)

This is a joint review by a couple.

The first toy I bought for my wife was the Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator. It was her favourite toy so I decided that she needed an upgrade so got this for her.

Power & Performance: very powerful. I have not reached the highest level as it is too intense but it’s easy to switch between the strengths to get the desired suction.

Ease to use: Very easy to use on yourself as you know the right intensity and angle that feels best. It is not easy for my husband to use on me because I find I need it to be placed in a very specific area and angle which is hard for someone else to do.

Comfort: very comfortable because the silicon end is soft and flexible.

Cleaning: easy to clean by running under water. I belive it is fully waterproof but don’t personally use it in the bath or shower.

Features: easy to use with 3 buttons for on/off, higher and lower. Rechargeable which I like because my previous one ran on batteries which failed many times when I was close to climax. No such issues with this as we keep it fully charged.

Who this product suits: it would suit a female for masturbation. I do not think it’s suitable for a couple to use together unless you are masturbation for your husband to watch

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Even if I am over sensitive this toy manages to bypass that and still make me orgasm.

Cons: Nothing that I can think of.

Bottom Line: Fantastic product that is easy to use and always gets me to orgasm.

[Bonzo2020]

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[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 17/05/26
Lovehoney Red Silicone Mini Wand Vibrator

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

This is a joint review by a couple.

We got this free after spending over a certain amount so never really expected much from it. How wrong we were.

Power and Performance: for the size this thing packs a punch. It is about the size of a finger but vibrates like it’s a wand. My wife was cumming in no time at all.

Ease to use: very easy to use. It has one button for on/off and to cycle through the different vibrations. It’s so powerful that you just need to have it in the general area of the clit and it does the job.

Comfort: it’s completely made of silicone which os soft. It was comfortable for my wide but my fingers started to ache after a while because the entire thing vibrates due to its small size.

Cleaning: it’s fully waterproof so easy to clean.

Features: it is rechargeable and has one button to activate.

Who the product would suit: the product would suit a woman or couple to use together. If you are adventurous then it would be great for taking out due to its small size and using discreetly.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Compact, rechargeable and powerful.

Cons: If the toy got wet my fingers were slipping as I was trying to turn it off.

Bottom Line: Amazing little toy which can be easily concealed and taken anywhere.

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 29/05/26
Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo 6 Inch

Prostate Pleasure

This is the toy I used for my first venture into being pegged by my wife. Needless to say we had a fantastic time.

Material and comfort: The dildo feels smooth even before any lube went on it. It is also flexible but sturdy enough so it can be inserted. I found this dildo very comfortable. There was no pain and curved round to hit my p-spot nicely. My wife was able to pound away for ages with it.

Ease of use: It is incredibly easy to use. It will be compatible with the majority of strap ons and then it’s just a case of gently sticking it in.

Who would enjoy it: Anyone who wants to give pegging a go would love this toy. I highly recommend it.

Conclusion: Overall this is an amazing dildo. I got lots of pleasure from it hitting the right spot. I was also rubbing my penis at the same time and it resulted in an intense orgasm. According to my wife my entire body shook with pleasure.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Everything. Nothing I didn’t like.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: Excellent value for money, comfortable and does what it is designed to do.

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 29/05/26
Lovehoney Gold Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

Good but not blown away

So I bought this as an add on to other toys. The intention was to insert it into compatible doldos and strap on underwear with a built in bullet pocket.

Power and Performance: It has 3 continous speed functions annd many different oulsing speeds and patterns. We personally prefer the continous vibrations so only used thoese ones. . For the size it is very powerful and you will have no problem getting off on it.

Ease of use: It has only 1 button for on/off and cycling through the vibrations. To use on its own it is as simple as can be. Where it fell short was using it with compatible dildos. So when inserting the bullet into the dildo it has a very tight hole (I know how that sentence sounds but it;s the only way to describe it). I fear if I insert it all the way the bullet will get stuck. There is no handle to pull the bullet out so I don’t know how I would remove the bullet. I put it in half way and it took alot of force to pull out so ideally would like some instructions on this.

Cleaning: It is fully waterproof made of a smooth metalic material so you just need to run it under a tap to clean.

Features we like: The fact it is rechargable was a massive plus. We hate batteries so having this option made me want to but it more.

Conclusion: Overall it is a great toy to have in your draw as it has many uses and can be incorporated with other toys if you know what you are oding. For the price I think it is a little bit expensive and would like more instructions for on how to use it with other toys.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: That it is rechargable and has multiple uses.

Cons: Looks like it woudl get stuck if inserting it in a compatible dildo.

Bottom Line: Good toy to have in your collection.

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 29/05/26
Lovehoney Purple Silicone Suction-cup Dildo

Hard and uncomfortable shape

So I got this free when I was buying other things for pegging and thought it would be a great starter toy for myself. We only used this for anal so may be different during vaginal play.

Material & Flexibility: When running my hand over it the material felt a little rougher compared to other silicone dildos I had. There was also no give in the dildo so I felt restricted when it was inserted. I initially thought it was because it was my first time but I had no such issue with a larger toy that I tried after.

Comfort and pleasure: As mentioned above there was not much pleasure. It felt ok but nothing amazing and was more uncomfortable that pleasurable. I even said to take this one out and move up to a bigger one that was much more flexible and smooth.

Conclusion: As my first anal toy it was not comfortable and felt it needed more flexibility to bend once inside. Even though it is small I would opt for a bigger dildo as it will be more confortable.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: It was a nice colour.

Cons: Shape and lack of flexibility.

Bottom Line: Not a good toy for anal as it is not flexible enough.

[CK_Couple]

by @CK_Couple, 27/05/26
Bondage Boutique Soft Bondage Rope 10 Metre

Great for Shibari

I bought these when I just started dating my now wife. We were getting to know each other and she said she liked being dominated so eager to please I delved into the world of Shibari (Japanese Bondage) and bought 2 of these ropes along with a smaller one for her hands.

Ease to use: If you just want to tie someone with a basic knot then they are very easy to use. If you really want to impress then you will have to do your research on knots. I studied for about 4 weeks and tied the knots on myself before I put it into practice. I highly recommend practicing as it can take time to tie someone up and that can slow the mood down.

Comfort: I do rock climbing and get rope burns all the time. I have never had any burns off these ropes though. They are soft and comfortable. Part of this is tying the right knots though. If you tie them wrong they can be uncomfortable. l so I think you will be doing it wrong if they hurt.

Cleaning: If you get them dirty you can soak it and leave to dry. I avoid getting anything too messy on it so haven’t needed to use soap.

Length into context: It does say 10 metres but to put it into context. The length is enough to tie round the neck to between the legs and do designs round the body and boobs. If you want to tie up legs, arms and body you will need to purchase more than 10 metres worth.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft on the body so doesn’t leave marks.

Cons: Had to do lots of research into knots but there is no way round that.

Bottom Line: Does the job I purchased it for and would be an excellent addition to anyone who is into bandage.

[Stacy2]

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[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 16/06/26
Lemon Toy Clitoral Massager by ROMP

My Latest Squeeze

After the viral Peach, I couldn’t not add another fabulous treat to my fruit bowl.

While it’s not why you’re necessarily here, I really want to compliment the packaging. The box depicts the lemon in all of its juicy glory, with all you need to know printed on the box. It’s secured with a hygiene seal, and inside is your playbook, charger and ROMP’s set of fun stickers. It’s attractive and inviting before you even get down to the zesty stuff.

The lemon fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. It’s soft, smooth, and could not be simpler to use; a long press to turn on and off, and a quick press to escalate through the intensities. There are 10 suction intensity levels that range from a mild and manageable rumble to a rather bed shatteringly strong vibration. I sit comfortably around 4, but it’s still fun to flick through them to suit the mood, and there’s something for everyone.

As the intensities increase, as does the noise, but in the grand scheme of sex toys I wouldn’t consider it loud. Plus, who’s going to suspect anything when it’s only a lemon you have on your bedside table?

While it’s very ergonomically pleasing, I have discovered you can go hands-free with it too. It’s so small it can rest comfortably between your legs, leaving your hands to do as they please.

Charging is easy with the magnetic cable, and it leaves no unsightly ports on the toy. Cleaning is very straightforward too with just a rinse using toy cleaner. And storage is no problem at all as it’s so small it tucks away perfectly in a small storage bag or, even, in the box.

While it suits the fruit bowl, it’s going to firmly remain next to my bed.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: concept! colour, design, ease of use, range of intensity levels

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: a novelty toy that can quickly become a firm favourite. I can’t fault it whatsoever!

[Mr-K]

by @Mr-K, 24/06/2026
LHM Stripe Mesh Boxer Shorts Black

‘A Brief Encounter’

My partner got me these for my birthday along with some other Lovehoney goodies, so its time to review these!

As with all of Lovehoney’s Products the materials that have been used were high quality. The sheer fabric felt incredibly soft against my skin and the waistband held them in place on my hips comfortably.

Because of the hipster design they sit lower than traditional boxers and this was a strange feeling for me as I usually opt for the latter. They weren’t uncomfortable bit I did find that they rode up a little bit in the groin from time to time which caused some minor chafing.

The pattern used was a combination of the sheer mesh fabric and a slightly more opaque version in a striped pattern, I quite liked this as it gave it a better silhouette compared to just sheer mesh without revealing all.

I found the simplicity of these quite good as there were no buttons or strings to contend with so they could be quickly adorned. Personally I wouldn’t wear these daily but for people who prefer the hipster style underwear these would be a great addition for everyday wear.

Overall I quite liked them, if they were a more traditional style boxer perhaps I would have liked them more, but that didn’t stop me from feeling sexy when I put them on. Once again another great piece for men’s lingerie and a firm addition to my line up!

**Overall Rating:** 4 out of 5 stars

**Pros:** Comfortable , Sexy

**Cons:** Not ideal for daily wear, Slightly undersized

**Bottom Line:** Sexy, Alluring, Comfortable

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 07/07/26
Mapale Blue Wave Plunging Thong Swimsuit

A Plunge Worth Taking

I don’t have much of a swimwear collection, but this is undoubtedly my new (sexy) favourite.

As a curvy size 12, I received this in L/XL. I’m glad I didn’t go for a smaller size as this fit well despite the stretch throughout the whole piece.

The swimsuit was easy enough to put on although I can appreciate it could be a little fiddly at first. I suggest securing the neck tie and working your way down (and around) from there. The tie around the waist took a little bit of adjusting to get right. It didn’t wrap around my waist 3 times comfortably like it does on the model, but twice worked well enough!

The blue is absolutely beautiful; I never thought I’d look good in such a bold colour but it sits against my skin perfectly. I adore the gradient design too; I think it looks much better than if it were to be a block colour.

The plunge is deep but, again, it works! My boobs don’t feel very secure in the swimsuit and I did have to adjust every now and again to ensure I was covered, but everything about this swimsuit is minimal. From behind it’s practically just strings and leaves very little to the imagination. But, I like it.

The entire piece is made to a very high standard as I often find with Mapale, and it’s been through the wash a couple of times and remains fantastic quality.
While I wouldn’t personally consider this appropriate for public wear as such, or at least not for myself, I aim to bring it along to any Airbnb’s with pools or hot tubs!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, stretch, fit

Cons: not overly secure

Bottom Line: Stunning. May produce some dodgy tan lines, but well worth it.

[Stacy2]

by @Stacy2, 22/06/26 Tester Review
Lovehoney Secret Spritz Clitoral Suction Toy

Cute but discreet toy

I already own multiple other suction toys, so my first thought this might be a gimmick but that soon changed shortly after opening the box.

Next came the surprise, because the box showed a plain black bottle. When in fact the cap is gold and has a nice gold pattern on either side. That added detail really makes it look like an actual perfume bottle.

The toy itself is a soft material which feels great when holding. A good variety of speeds (6) and patterns (4) with magnetic charging.

It was great for solo play or involving a partner. I had no problems, however I do prefer more suction and stronger vibrations.

This makes me believe it would be suitable for a beginner just venturing into sex toys or someone who prefers less intense toys.

I would always recommend a tiny amount of water-based lubricant for a tighter seal and easier placement.

I found it really easy to clean. It now sits discreetly amongst my other perfume bottles.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: The realistic design. A nice variety of settings.

Cons: The suction and vibrations are not as strong as I like. That’s just personal preference.

Bottom Line: It’s a great little suction toy with a cute design.

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