My Reviews

[PKH]

by @PKH, 13 Mar 2025
Mantric Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

New Favorite Clit Vibe!!!

This is my new favorite vibrator, replacing the reigning champion we-vibe touch x!! I had this vibe on my wishlist for around 2 years, but I wasn’t in a hurry to get it because I liked the couple of vibrators I already had, and I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do!! I only just finally ordered it the end of 2024 during the Black Friday sale! I got it in December, and I’ve been using it almost daily, sometimes multiple times in a day, for the past two and a half months, and I love it!!

My favorite things about it are its design and the vibration intensities. I thought the lipstick style tapered tip was cute visually, but in use, I love how the flat surface can lay flat along the side of my clit or I can turn it to press into my clit with the tip if I want a different sensation. Being entirely silicone makes it easy to hold, but then with lube on the end, it glides smoothly so I can maneuver it as I please with the amount of friction I want. I personally don’t like using the different offset vibration patterns that a lot of vibrators have available, so it appeals to me when there are multiple intensities at an even vibration pattern, and the jump between the first three intensity levels is perfect for me!! The first is gentle enough when I want to take my time, but the next levels give me what I want when I need it stronger! I find the vibration more rumbly than buzzy, and it’s pretty quiet compared to other vibrators I’ve used.

I appreciate that the button to turn it on/off and to change the vibration patterns is really easy to press as I sometimes struggle to press buttons on slim vibrators when they’re under a layer of silicone. Additionally, it’s really easy to clean and charge. I like the packaging Mantric uses, so it feels deluxe upon arrival but is also discreet. This vibrator goes on sale quite a lot, so I’d say wait until it’s discounted, and it’s worth a try!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: I love the tapered tip design and the vibration strength.

Cons: No dislikes, but I wish it came with a little storage pouch!

Bottom Line: A satisfying, easy to use vibrator whether you’re new to clit vibes or already have a few!!

Also want to mention that I probably wouldn’t have tried out this vibrator if @Peitho was not constantly praising and recommending it! I’m fully converted as a result

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 25/03/25
Lovehoney Tantric Tentacle Fantasy Dildo

My Fishy Friend

Wow! The fantastic world of fantasy toys never fails to blow me away. Upon first look at this absolute kraken I was a little put off, it boasts an impressive 8 inches and looks like something out of Alien VS predator- not exactly the first thing that comes to mind when I think “sexy. ”

However, I was pleasantly surprised when picking it up, the tentacle is rather squishy and makes insertion a lot less daunting. The toy remains firm enough to hold its shape whilst being flexible and soft, let’s just say I’ve bent my fishy friend into all kind of positions only for it to return back to its original shape. Truly impressive. It’s got a nice squeeze to it too, who knew that a fantasy dildo could also double up as your own personal stress relief ball (it definitely relieves stress in more than one way!)

Visually, this toy is gorgeous, the blue and green fade looks absolutely amazing. This is the kind of dildo you could put on a bookshelf if you’re into kinky decor, it really is a treat for the eye- would be a great conversational piece!

Moving onto actually using this monster, like I said the toy is big- which seems daunting at first. However, it’s got a tapered tip which makes insertion a piece of cake. The toy also features some amazing textures, it has all these little grooves and little bumps which stimulate my insides perfectly. It’s like being given the most intimate tickle of your life!

Furthermore, the toy has an incredibly strong suction cupped base which seems to stick to almost anything I put it on. The usual suspects such as bathroom tiles work amazing, it really doesn’t budge no matter how hard I pull and yank on it. I’ve even tried sticking it to my wall (which is made of plasterboard) and it holds up pretty well, all be it not as well as my bathroom tiles.

My first few times using this devilfish was vaginally, which felt amazing. The unique shape and the curved tip pressed perfectly against my Gspot. It only took about two minutes of bouncing on it before I “inked” for lack of a better word. And the novelty doesn’t wear off there, all my subsequent uses have had similar outcomes.

However, I think I’ve found where this toy really shines. When it comes to anal this tentacle is your new best friend! With the strong suction cup you’re able to use it hands free, just apply lots of lube and go! The tapered tip is also great for anal insertion, especially if you’re a beginner and wanting to explore deep penetration- I really can’t recommend this enough. The suction cup also doubles up as a flared base, so no embarrassing A&E visits. Similarly to vaginal use all the little bumps and textures feel amazing, it really won’t take long before you’re seeing stars.

When it comes to cleaning our kraken it can be a bit tricky. Although the little grooves are great for stimulation they can make cleaning a pain. I’ve found that lube gets stuck in between them and dries up relatively quick, the best thing I’ve found for getting around this is to just fully submerge the toy in soapy water.

In conclusion, if you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like if Davy Jones went down on you- this is it. It’s great for stimulating your Gspot, even better for anal and overall just an amazing little fantasy piece. By far one of my favourite dildos that I own.

Overall Rating: ?

Pros: Visually stunning, amazing little textures, great for anal with the flared base. the tapered tip

Cons: The little grooves make it some what difficult to clean

Bottom Line: Feels absolutely amazing, really unique, definitely would recommend

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 20/03/25
Lovehoney Mon Ami Trio of Vibrating Massagers

Two’s a Party, Three’s a Threesome

As with any lusty trio prior to play, the toys come beautifully presented, albeit this ménage à trois arrive within a box (a thoughtfully presented, pull-out, there-for-all-to-see kind of box, may I add). It’s hard to go wrong when all information is provided and easily accessible.

Perfectly grasped within my hand, this trilogy of mini powerhouses pack a punch for their size. With a simple press of the power buttons the toys activate, and further presses take you through a number of vibrations and intensities. How many you ask? Who knows. I lost count after 7 and got lost in a rather dreamy cycle of play, but there are many (10!), and they switch from waves to pulses to long, drawn out buzzes. There’s something for everyone and plenty to go around.

As with any threesome, I do enjoy a bit of variety, so the cone, the flutter and the wand are a beautiful mismatch of shapes that individually provide their own means of pleasure. The cone provides more direct stimulation, or internally if you so wish, while the flutter provides more coverage and the wand.. well, it delivers the magic however you please. I’m not one to be greedy (evidently..) but I do enjoy having the pick of the three. They’re all powerful, and certainly eager to please, although with increased power comes increased noise.

Small and mighty, one (or three) can easily fit in your handbag for a spontaneous play while away from home. I would say they’re subtle, however the colours (which are beautiful!) may not appear so subtle if someone’s rooting through your bag. If that “someone” is your play partner, though, they’re in for a treat as they’re just as much fun being used by others on you as they are on your own.

This three-piece are all sleek and smooth, and unlike some trios within my life, are made of silicone, making them easy to clean. Charging and operation is just as easy too, and with a pick of three, one can be charging while one is in use.
Another bonus to a silicone trio; they can go all night (unlike the aforementioned trio mentioned prior..) so you won’t be disappointed.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, sizes, simplicity, range of vibrations

Cons: a little noisy!

Bottom Line: cute, powerful and effective

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 01/04/25

Lovehoney G-Thriller Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator

A treat for your G-Spot

First thing first, the packaging is standard Lovehoney: simple, classy, and to the point. Nothing too over the top, just a sleek box that has some very helpful instructions on the side, as well as some icons that showcase the toy’s capabilities.

Pulling it out of the box, I was pleasantly surprised by how smooth and soft it felt; smoother than I expected. The tip of the toy is almost squishy, whilst towards the base remains firmer, this makes insertion a lot easier. Unlike some dildos there was no weird rubbery smell either, which is always a win (because personally, I don’t want my vibe to smell like an inflatable rubber dingy).

Visually, it’s got that perfect “just right” size, big enough to feel satisfying but not so huge it makes you question your life choices. The slightly curved tip with the little wavy ridges? Absolute magic. Fabulous! It’s like my G-spot just got a very enthusiastic handshake from a long lost friend.

The overall shape is just perfect for giving you that full feeling. Smooth, luxurious, velvety and soft. It even warms up quickly, which means you’re not getting the shock of something cold inside you (no temp play here!)

Now, onto the real test. The normal, non thrusting, vibration mode is practically silent. You could use this under the covers while your nan is in the next room and no one would be the wiser. The thrusting mode? Well… let’s just say, if you’ve got thin walls, your neighbours might think you’re doing some DIY construction at 2AM. It’s loud. But also, my goodness, is it worth it.
It’s got 10 vibration modes and 4 thrusting modes, this combined together makes for a full-on buffet of orgasms. You don’t just find your G-spot with this thing, you introduce it, shake hands, and exchange business cards. It gets you there fast 5 minutes max before I was completely finished!

The toy boasts an hour of battery life, however, I think it may be longer. I’ve been using it all weekend on one charge- vibration settings on the max AND the thrust settings cranked up. It’s managed to hold charge over about 7 sessions and it’s still got life in it for another.

Despite this being a vaginal G-spot toy I also decided to attempt using it anally. It’s a tad bit wide so I ended up using probably more lube than it was worth, the curved shape of the toy combined with the ridged tip felt incredible. All I’m going to say is, It hasn’t got a flared base so use at your own risk!

I’ve owned this toy for a number of weeks now and it seems to be my go to, the slightly curved tip simply cannot be beaten. The tip being soft and flexible whilst the base remains solid is an absolute treat, this toy has never failed to give me an orgasm- I’m genuinely impressed! The vibration mode is also not too over powering, it’s nice to use it in tangent with the thrust mode, such a delight.

My only real complaints are how loud the thrust mode can be, make sure if you’re using this your housemates are out! Also, the base is this gorgeous reflective material which I find hard to grip and sometimes drop, especially if I’ve got lubey hands. That might just be a clumsy me issue

In conclusion, this is the perfect Gspot vibrator, it’s absolutely amazing. Very versatile, there’s something for everyone, the thrust mode really does feel as if you’re making love- only difference being that this lasts an hour and doesn’t ask you to call an uber when it’s done! Save yourself the hassle (and the taxi fees) and give this amazing vibrator a go

Overall Rating: ?

Pros: Soft silicone, amazing Gspot stimulation, very quiet vibration mode, long battery life, sexy design!

Cons: Thrusting mode is very loud, make sure you use this toy when you’re alone

Bottom Line: Gives you the ultimate G spot pleasure through vibrations and thrusting, results in an orgasm fast!

[MattWillTry]

by @MattWillTry, 04/14/25
Lovehoney mon ami Panty Vibrator

Pretty Purple Panty Pleaser

From first laying eyes and hands on it, the mon ami panty vibrator and packaging all had a very premium look and feel to it. The box itself looks pretty, with a pull-out insert and clear window displaying the toy and remote nestled inside. Both are sleek and petite in a pleasing purple color, with smooth but firm silicone. The vibration intensity against the clit when using is a perfect tease/edging stimulation. Not leg shaking intense for her (at least not right away) which we (usually) wouldn’t want anyway if trying to walk around in public with the panty vibrator on! The shape of the panty vibrator allowed for easy enough positioning, for her to get it to sit against her clit the way she wanted.

The wife and I also made use of the panty vibrator during pegging sessions. While her panties held the vibrator in place well enough, the strap-on harness further helped hold it snug against her clit. The vibration intensity was perfect for this use as well, plenty to tease her and provide some nice stimulation without being too intense where she was not able to thrust during pegging. An unexpected but nice bonus – I could also feel the vibrations a bit through the strap-on! We took turns controlling the vibrations, and being able to feel it a bit myself through the strap-on helped know what vibration pattern/intensity it was on when I was controlling it. The different patterns also served as a rhythm for her thrusting!

In a pinch, the mon ami panty vibrator can also be used as a clit vibrator held by hand. The vibrations and intensity on the sweet spots are still great, but since the whole toy vibrates/rumbles it did numb the hand after a bit when using it this way (especially on higher intensities), compared to toys meant for this that have more of a handle.

Given the magnet is small, the panty vibrator still held in place surprisingly well inside panties, even in somewhat thick cotton panties! It can be shifted out of place by intentionally pushing or pulling it, but during typical use it stayed in place for her. The magnet hold was even stronger for thinner panties, as long as the underwear material isn’t ‘slick’.

The sound level of the vibrations is discreet (as you would want a panty vibrator to be, if using it out and about in public) IF snug against the body/clit area with tight enough underwear. However, if wearing looser fitting underwear or the vibrator is not snug enough against the body, the vibrations are audible in a quiet room without much background noise, something to keep in mind if you want it to stay discreet when not at home! But enough background noise, especially if at a bar, busy restaurant or coffee shop would mask the sound even if the vibrator is not snug. The exception is when sitting on a hard surface, if the vibrator touches the surface/chair the buzzing against the chair can be heard. Not a problem when standing/walking or sitting on cushioned surfaces.

The light on the remote control was a bit too bright. Having the light is useful in private to know when the remote registers a button press, like when controlling the vibrator while your partner is wearing it. But, if out and about in a more public place and a dimly lit room, the bright remote light can draw (potentially unwanted) attention when holding the remote in your hand. This can be worked around by covering the light or pressing the remote while it’s still inside your pocket, but would have been ideal if it wasn’t an issue!

Magnetic charging is always a nice aspect for rechargeable toys, as I worry the pin-type water-resistant ports will wear out over repeated plugging/unplugging. While both the remote and panty vibrator are magnetically rechargeable, only one cord is included so they need to be recharged one at a time (unless you happen to have another magnetic charging cord with similar space between the nubs). Not a huge deal, but can be a bit of an inconvenience when finding out both need recharged soon before use.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Perfect vibration strength for panty vibe.
Magnet holds strongly in place.
Quiet when snug.

Cons: Remote light is too bright.
Only one cord, remote and vibrator need charged individually.

Bottom Line: Great panty vibe for private or public use with a perfect teasing intensity, strong holding magnet!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 28/04/25
Bondage Boutique Heart Wrist to Thigh Restraints

No Tickling Allowed

Despite owning a very large toy and accessory collection, wrist-to-thigh restraints were one of the very few treats that I didn’t have, and they’re a very welcome introduction to beginners bondage.

Firstly, these are faux leather? They could easily be mistaken for genuine leather. They’re tough, they’re stiff, they need working in, but they give an authentic feel. With more use I have no doubt they’ll soften up just right, although I don’t consider this a problem at all. They by no means look cheap.

The red and black theme is fitting for its use, and I particularly admire the little reflective hearts. The red stitching contrasts the black very nicely, and the silver hardware is minimalist but suits. Any red or black lingerie would match beautifully, or a lack thereof. The restraints boast a soft and comfortable faux fur lining, so be reassured if you do opt for the latter. The only, super small, change I’d make is the addition of a totally removable bondage clip so you can adjust the position of the restraints as I personally enjoy seeing the buckles on the outside of the thigh.

As far as getting them on, it’s very straightforward. Just as easy as putting on a belt, if not easier. Extra hands are always helpful though, if you know what I mean. I’m a size 12 although do hold weight in my thighs, but I found no issues around sizing, so no extra holes needed to be punched, and there was plenty of adjustability each way.

Once secured, there’s no budging. There’s no escape. It’s time to pray that your partner doesn’t have a tickling fetish. You ain’t getting out of this one.

The restraints can be worn in various positions: on your back, stood, on your knees, bent over… you name it, I’ve tried it. I’ve even sat relaxing with them on because they’re just that comfortable.

Although their intended purpose is wrist-to-thigh, a wrist cuff and a thigh restraint buckled together happen to fit perfectly around my waist. While I may consider this as “outerwear,” others may view this as an opportunity, or “something to hold on to” rather. It works. Trust me.

To store, the restraints have all been linked together and rolled up to keep their shape. They’ve compacted down nicely for storage, although I’m definitely keeping them somewhere easily accessible.

Now to add the rest of the Hearts collection to my basket.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: ease of use, versatility, design, colours

Cons: nothing i don’t like! would just rather have totally removable bondage clips for further versatility

Bottom Line: incredibly fun, great to experiment with, and very secure…

[Kiki716]

Hi Everybody,

Just recently purchased few weeks ago; And wanted to write a review on it and comment to it!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/prostate-massagers/p/nexus-revo-extreme-remote-control-rotating-prostate-massager/a44067g79447.html

I was a bit skeptical on getting it, but broke down and purchased it. The shipping was great and fast, and loved the vanilla plan shipped package. The price point from LoveHoney was great cheaper then other sites!

Once I got it, I was impressed at the quality, shape and build as I have had a few other types and brands. Although this unit is more a advanced skilled type of plug in shape and size, it can be used by intermediate skilled people! I found the use and ease of using it was awesome and great. The fullness and fit was better then I though it would be. The multiple settings are also awesome and feel amazing and great! The ease of cleaning it and it’s care was just as ease and good to do.

The only down side I found was the charging time of the main unit that took 3 hours but the run time was well worth the wait as I was able to use it multiple times for extend times with out having to charge it depending on power levels of use! The remote unit charge in 1 hour after the main unit charged up. Love the magnetic charge cord that does both the remote and the main unit!

The settings from the clock wise to counter clock wise tip with 2 setting on each makes for a very stimulating feel and that you can change up! The vibrator and it’s setting are awesome that it has multiple intensities and pulses to enhance that feeling and pleasure one is looking for!

Although it’s size is for intermediate to advanced, I found that a quality lube that LoveHoney carries and sell greatly helps with placement and feel during play time. The quality is awesome and yet to find a downside other then charging time, but that also can be looked at as fore play in the taught of when it’s ready and time to play to enhance that pleasure as one waited for it too charge? So is it really a downfall?

The shape and full feel of the Nexus-revo extreme was great and the feel from the rotating head to vibrator makes the feel awesome with it’s sensations. Have used it many times with some of the best and greatest orgasmic climaxes from it. I can say form the use of it, one can still feel the sensations and pleasure that it brings and gives from hours latter till the next day that makes you want it more!

Love the idea it’s completely water proof for the ease of cleaning and play, I highly recommend the unit for feel size fullness how it works, feel, sensations it gives!

I give it a point score 10 out of 10!

K

[carzy]

OH tried this on for the first time loves the feel of it
Once she had it adjusted said it felt really stable and comfortable to wear.it felt as though it was just part of her lingerie didn’t cut in anywhere and didn’t feel like she needed to wear anything underneath to stop chafing.
Then tried it out on me with a toy in place.
So overall build quality was an easy 9/10
Comfort again 9/10
Looks 10/10
Pros very comfortable to wear and use
Cons nothing at the moment but only used it once so far

[carzy]

Bought this to go with new harness and solo play for me
Length and girth perfect for me I tried it slo first then in harness
When I went nice and slowly in and out of me I could feel the veins and head
OH tried it with the new harness and said it’s more comfortable to use due to the length not having to withdraw so far out
As from my point of view texture feels really nice when it in me
Pro’s texture really nice,looks good and suction cup really good
Cons non really other than it could of had a tiny bit more girth to it but
Overall very satisfied and look forward to using it a lot more

[carzy]

Tried it out for the first time last night very comfortable to wear
Firstly the vibration on the ears pretty good
Cock ring is also not too tight but tight enough for it to stay in place while using
Dildo OH said length and girth is just what she likes in her bum
And finally ball loop is very stretchy and so easy to put in place
Pros built well and comfy to wear
Cons non
Overall very satisfied 10/10

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 01/05/25
Intimina Bloom Period Underwear (1 Pack)

In Bloom.

Period underwear is certainly something a little different from Lovehoney, but an avenue I was very intrigued and excited to try.

Thought has gone into packaging by Intimina, with the box detailing a description, maintenance and material breakdown. It all appears very high quality. The underwear itself somewhat reflects this; the materials are soft, it provides fantastic coverage and I don’t worry at all while wearing them, however after a number of washes I feel like I’m already seeing a slight deterioration in the overall quality. Perfectly useable though.

At size 12, the Large underwear fits really well, although the elastic waistband does dig in and causes a tummy roll I didn’t have before! I don’t struggle with period symptoms too much, however understand this may cause discomfort for somebody who experiences bloating or pain. I’d still size up just for extra comfort.

I’m not a big fan of the design. I enjoy the overall design of the underwear; the coverage is exactly what I seek when on my period, but the pink and white graphics on each hip aren’t to my taste. At the same time, it’s period underwear and it beats the old, tatty pairs I’d otherwise use.

I have a medium flow. I usually just make my way through tampons and pads, but the underwear was very welcome. Wearing these, I don’t have to worry about repeated changes so often or going to the toilet and having to change each time. There was no smell that you’d otherwise get with pads, and no leaks whatsoever! The soft materials don’t cause irritation and just feel like regular comfy knickers. Due to the padding to the back, I did worry it’d make it obvious what I was wearing underneath my clothes but, if anything, it just accentuated my bum!

I’ve only used these for one cycle but will continue to wear during my next.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: coverage, no leaks, no smells, ease of use

Cons: waistband and overall appearance

Bottom Line: practical and will get plenty of use. very good for what they are.

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 30th April 2025
Playboy Arch Dual G-spot Rechargeable Vibrator

This Playboy Bunny fails to felicitate my clitorus

Okay, first thing’s first the description of this rabbit on LH’s shopping site states a clitoral stimulator with 20 different functions and a shaft with 10 vibration speeds and patterns. I have no idea where these numbers come from. They don’t match the instruction leaflet or my experience with the toy and no mention of this toy’s unique selling point is made!

To basics before I go into details. This Playboy Bunny comes in a nice magnetic box to keep it in, I got rid of the plastic insert but the rabbit, it’s magnetic charger, brief instruction leaflet and a 5 year warranty card all fit very nicely to be kept safely, together. The silicone is very smooth and nice to touch. Charging is easy, a fairly secure magnetic charger and the toy flashes while charging and remains lit once fully charged. Simples.

In use, she’s not the quietest of bunnies but then I don’t think the ones in the mansion are either. Both cope well with water though so if you’re worried about being overheard you can pop in the shower for a session.

Now onto the interesting stuff. There is one, bulbous, easy to feel button at the base of the clitoral arm. One longer press to turn on, short presses to cycle through the three intensities and subsequent 4 patterns… which totals 7 (not 10 or 20) and a longer press to turn off again at any point. In fairness 7 matches what the instruction leaflet says and is sufficient for me.

Next, the clitoral arm. This was a surprise! I had envisioned, from the photos, a standard vibrating arm with a somewhat pointed section to hopefully hit my clit, but no. This clitoral arm is unique, it feels like a ball baring type roller ball which moves to and fro, forward and back, under the silicone. The arm also vibrates so there’s quite a bit going on here. As you up the intensity the vibration frequency and speed of stoke both increase. Great on the one hand but comes with negative consequences.

The shaft I like and got on with well. The vibrations are fairly strong and the shape and flex are good for me for hitting my G-spot.

Now the problems. All the flex in this bunny is in the lower, narrow part of the shaft. There is no adjustability with the clitoral arm, it is just a solid mass at the bottom of the shaft (presumably because there are so many electronics and mechanical engineering that goes into it) and it’s very short. When the shaft is effectively in place and doing it’s job, the roller ball is nowhere near my clitorus! This is very frustrating.

I tried contorting my vulva. Stretching, squeezing, compressing but all to no avail. There is no way that I can have the shaft inserted and the roller ball fully rolling my clit. It simply doesn’t reach. To reach at all, means taking the direction and presssure of the shaft off my G-spot, so blended orgasms are totally out. Ppssibly the curve isthe problem? I’m sure some ladies out there will be the right shape for this toy but I’m not one of them. It was very frustrating.

I have taken a video of the movement of the clitoral arm and also a photo to compare the shape with that of my favorite and ultimately truly satisfying rabbit, the Mantric. These can be found on the Lovehoney forum.

I like having my own Playboy Bunny to service me, but honestly, she doesn’t live up to the hype surrounding the mansion.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Simple to use, unique clitoral stimulation, cute compact design.

Cons: Doesn’t fit my shape at all.

Bottom Line: Innovative and might be great… if it fitted!

Link to video of the clitoral action and size/shape comparison with the Mantric Rabbit in the Toybox thread.