Playing while driving

Sex Tips & Talk
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edited by mod :sweat_smile:

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I’d be more bothered about keeping my mind on the road not wanting to kill myself or others for a cheap thrill.

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That was my first thought aswell. Glad someone mentioned it :smiling_face:

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We’ve heard the “don’t drink and drive” campaigns. Now there’s a new one: “don’t w*nk and drive”.

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I agree to that is like driving while on phone. :oncoming_automobile::oncoming_automobile::check_mark:

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Is there a “Wankalyser”, like a breathalyser, but will show if you’ve been wanking? :rofl:

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I like what you saying maybe test the temperature down there to see if it’s still steaming and sticky.

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What do we call a female version? :eyes: :joy:

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Please remember the forum rules on this subject, this kind of talk has been shut down in the past.

Do not post, link to or reference nonconsensual, illegal or underage content.

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It is important because it’s dangerous to do while driving.

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A wankalyzer? :stuck_out_tongue:

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There’s a very thin line between keeping yourself entertained and being dangerous to everyone else and yourself too.

No one has ever been congratulated for their sweet cheeky killer wank whilst driving.

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@Lovehoney_Brenna I know this forum tends to err on the side of positivity, but not having even a thumb down emoji option……. Is that asking too much?

(Expecting a thumb down to appear on this post……..)

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I’ll be honest, I would rather concentrate on driving safely and not killing myself or others around me.

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That’s what ‘rest’ stops are for I guess :man_shrugging:

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That’s because in the past people have used it in a negative way to show their dislike of things in the lingerie photos section.

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That’s a shame, they have their place though.

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Yeah, keep your focus on the road, I say.

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I was thinking more on this thread last night (not in that way, I quite assure you :joy:) and I was thinking, as someone who used to work for the NHS and watches a lot of those emergency responder programmes, what if you got in a collision and had to be cut out of your car with your tackle waving in the wind? That seems like extreme exhibitionism to me :grimacing:

Also, and in a similar situation, thinking about the emergency responders who would have a potentially life-saving job to do. I know they’ve likely seen it all but they won’t want to see that, or worse, deal with the potential aftermath of someone’s motorway masturbations whilst trying to save their life.