Anal sex fan:
Ever had a threesome:
Ever fisted or been fisted:
How many people had sex with:
My cock (or partners cock) is:
A perfect cock should be:
My boobs are (or partners in my case)
Perfect boobs are:
I like (my) pussy:
Favourite toy:
Worst Toy:
Most recent toy:
Best Sex:
Worst sex:
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):
Spit or swallow:
Ever cheated:
Anal sex fan: Yes i do anal time to time.
Ever had a threesome: Most definitely, many times and love it.
Ever fisted or been fisted: No, not for me. Im to tight and prefer to stay that way.
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How many people had sex with: Many, not gonna put a number at this time but i do know.
My cock (or partners cock) is: Well any male im with is just fine.
A perfect cock should be: I dont like rateing a cock. To many guys worry about size. Its all about how its used. Im no size queen but 5 to 9 in is ideal for me.
My boobs are (or partners in my case) My boobs are 32A
Perfect boobs are: I like my size but all are fabulous. Again not something i like to rate.
I like (my) pussy: Completely Bare (sometimes a landing strip)
Favourite toy: Wand
Worst Toy: Idk if there is one.
Most recent toy: Lush2
Best Sex: I have to many to rate. All different scenarios that i have truly enjoyed.
Worst sex: the ones that dont get me yo orgasam.
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Depends how you look at it. Done several things but guess ill mention getting gangbanged.
Spit or swallow: Swallow
Ever cheated: No
Reminder:
Remember at Lovehoney, life starts at 18 years-old. Any posts referring to sex acts before this age will be deleted.
I suggest removing the “Lost virginity at” question or the thread will probably be removed when Brenna returns. I think, though I can’t quite remember, this was why the previous questionnaire thread was closed.
@Peitho thank you for letting me know. I didnt realize that when i filled out the questions. Now i know and much appreciated. Sorry i didnt realize that when i filled it out.
No problem, I understand this, my post was mostly aimed at @8.5inchguy as the question needs to be removed as it’s going to cause mass accidental rule breaking and the topic to be deleted.
ETA I’ve crossed out that question for now
Thanks for understanding, im still taking responsibility on my behalf. I read the forum rules and just wasn’t thinking when i filled out out. I know it was listed that way. So complete apology on my behalf. I totally get how that accident could happen. I also learned from it. I just didnt want to make a problem or get removed or something. Im newer here and still learning but have been enjoying the site so far.
Anal sex fan: yes
Ever had a threesome: yes MMF and MFF
Ever fisted or been fisted: starting on our journey with that
Lost virginity at: @8.5inchguy i wont answer as this is against forum rules due to not being able to mention anything before 18. You may want to remove this question to avoid your questionnaire being removed all together
How many people had sex with: about 15
My cock (or partners cock) is: glorious
A perfect cock should be: they are all amazing. Dont want to accidentally body shame anyone
My boobs are (or partners in my case) huge 
Perfect boobs are: any boobs. Again dont want to body shame. Everyone is beautiful
I like (my) pussy: of course i like mine. She gives me pleasure
Favourite toy: my suction toys or wand, or any of my impact toys… too many to choose from
Worst Toy: textured finger sleeves. They are not pleasant at all
Most recent toy: played with… glass dildo.
Best Sex: with my husband
Worst sex: one night stand with an old friend. Should never have crossed that line 
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): probably anal sex on a ÂŁ10,000 antique rug while hubby was doing the security night shift at the antique fair. We couldnt help ourselves!
Spit or swallow: swallow
Ever cheated: No
Anal sex fan: plugs only
Ever had a threesome: No
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
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How many people had sex with: 20+
My cock (or partners cock) is: 5ish
A perfect cock should be: 8
My boobs are: 34DD
Perfect boobs are: proportionate to body
I like (my) pussy: yes
Favourite toy: Shane Diesel Dildo
Worst Toy: don’t have no
Most recent toy: clip sucker
Best Sex: doggy
Worst sex: quick
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): too many
Spit or swallow: depends
Ever cheated: yes
Anal sex fan: On me yes… OH not willing to try, but thats ok
Ever had a threesome: Yes MMF
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
How many people had sex with: 11
My cock (or partners cock) is: 7inches, I think thats plenty
A perfect cock should be: Hard and Willing
My boobs are (or partners in my case): 34B
Perfect boobs are: They are all perfect, love a Nipple
I like (my) pussy: I don’t mind Hair
Favourite toy: Womanizer
Worst Toy: No such thing
Most recent toy: Mini Wand
Best Sex: Intimate
Worst sex: Rushed
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Prostate Play
Spit or swallow: I’ve just cum so I don’t really mind either way
Ever cheated: No but been cheated on
Anal sex fan: No. I’ve tried anal play but it seems to trigger my IBS, which is NOT fun.
Ever had a threesome: Came painstakingly close two times, but none so far.
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
Lost virginity at: 18, to the man I married (at 23 - talk about try before you buy 
)
How many people had sex with: 3, including one non-penetrative
My cock (or partners cock) is: delicious
A perfect cock should be: clean. I like a clean peen
My boobs are (or partners in my case) 40B and great fun to play with
Perfect boobs are: boobs, I like all boobs
I like (my) pussy: shaven, but with just a little stubble. Makes me feel more like a woman.
Favourite toy: Lovehoney Pocket Pal Clitoral Suction Stimulator. I rave about that thing All. The. Time.
Worst Toy: There are several nominations for this role. Maybe the Squeel?
Most recent toy: Ack. I think it was a massage candle.
Best Sex: Naked summer sex with the window open and the curtains drawn, all that stands between us and the street outside is a thin piece of fabric. We’ve both had some intense orgasms from that one, too bad it never lasts long 
Worst sex: Oh man, you know I hate to tell tales but there have been some. There was the guy who lapped at my clit like a cat at a saucer of milk, or the guy who insisted we had sex every day on camp when I was practically dying with period pain, but largely completely ignored me for all the time in between and left me to do all of the maintaining our tent while he sat out, read and smoked weed. No, we didn’t work out.
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Slow, leisurely handjob in a public place. I helped him make a big mess behuind a tree before we left.
Spit or swallow: I prefer facials
Ever cheated: Yes but he (camp guy above) was planning to leave me to go back to Ireland a) without telling me and b) without telling me when (he told my Mum instead). Fortunately she told me instead so I got with the guy friend that I’d liked for months, and that I’d wanted to be with from the start (and ended up marrying to boot!). I don’t call it cheating then, I call it pre-emptively moving on. Of course he was butthurt when he realised he’d already been replaced lol.
Oh, and I did have an unintentional emotional affair once, but the plus side to that was that my husband and I realised that trust is more important to us than momogamy and we are now very happily non-monogamous.
Anal sex fan: Of course! both ways.
Ever had a threesome: Nope.
Ever fisted or been fisted: Nope.
Lost virginity at: Burger King (notrly, & hi mod)
How many people had sex with: 7
My cock (or partners cock) is: 8
A perfect cock should be: a cock
My boobs are (or partners in my case): boobs
Perfect boobs are: boobs
I like (my) pussy: Yup?
Favourite toy: Hardest question ever. Probably womanisers.
Worst Toy: Things that go on your cock and buzz ineffectually
Most recent toy: Glass anal beads, so pretty
Best Sex: In a field with the reckless abandon of youth
Worst sex: That kind of sex where you’ve broken up with someone but you end up back together because you’re both lonely. The world can suck even when sex is involved 
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): hucow probably
Spit or swallow: Whichever is hottest at the time.
Ever cheated: Once, when I was young and a relationship was done anyway and I broke it off the next day.
Anal sex fan: Definitely
Ever had a threesome: No
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
Lost virginity at: Too early for LH
How many people had sex with: 7
My cock (or partners cock) is: Far less important than my ass.
A perfect cock should be: Girthy
My boobs are (or partners in my case) Old but wonderful.
Perfect boobs are: Impossible to define.
I like (my) pussy: My favourite place to eat.
Favourite toy: 8" dual density dildo.
Worst Toy: Anything remote controlled.
Most recent toy: Rotating thrusting masturbator.
Best Sex: This morning.
Worst sex: Many many years ago. Not my partner.
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Too many to list.
Spit or swallow: Swallow
Ever cheated: Yes.
Anal sex fan: Very much! My partner likes me to return the fact to him sometimes
Ever had a threesome: yes, a few times
Ever fisted or been fisted: nope
How many people had sex with: 23
My cock (or partners cock) is: His cock 6.5 but fairly girthy…
A perfect cock should be: Not to huge, but decent size. Mainly I want them to know what they are doing!!
My boobs are (or partners in my case) 36C
Perfect boobs are: mine haha!
I like (my) pussy: shaved
Favourite toy: My bullet
Worst Toy: I had a wand, it was terrible
Most recent toy: finger vibrator
Best Sex: Went camping on a secluded private beach, we were able to watch the sunset the entire time we were having sex and it was the most magical time I’ve ever had.
Worst sex: Senior year of college, went to a guys dorm and when we were about to start, he finished before he went in. Then he started crying…
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): …can’t say. Involved one of my professors at college.
Spit or swallow: swallow
Ever cheated: yes
Anal sex fan: Yes, on me. Husband doesn’t want to try on him which is fair enough
Ever had a threesome: No
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
How many people had sex with: 1 consensually, the other one doesn’t count
My cock (or partners cock) is: Beautiful 
A perfect cock should be: Clean, healthy and appreciated
My boobs are: sensitive and fun to play with! 34D / 36C depending on the shop
Perfect boobs are: Any boobs, boobs are awesome 
I like (my) pussy: Not particularly
Favourite toy: Probably my pussy pump and tongue vibrator
Worst Toy: a butt plug that had ridges on the neck, it was supposed to be stimulating but it was just ouchy, I couldn’t use it.
Most recent toy: I can’t remember! I think it was some nipple clamps on a spiky chain but it could have been the pump and tongue vibrator.
Best Sex: Any that doesn’t hurt. Probably one of the times we used to do anal. Sorry, I’m not really feeling very positive about sex at the moment, hoping the best is still to come!
Worst sex: The times when I panic or get anxious. Anxiety doesn’t lead to good sex!
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Anal sex (not very naughty compared to everyone else but we’re a bit vanilla)
Spit or swallow: Neither! He’s allowed to come anywhere else though. Much prefer it on my boobs!
Ever cheated: No
Anal sex fan: Yes
Ever had a threesome: No
Ever fisted or been fisted: No
How many people had sex with: 4
My cock (or partners cock) is: Probably average!!
A perfect cock should be: Whatever you are happy with!
My boobs are (or partners in my case) perfect (wife)
Perfect boobs are: Again - whatever you are happy with
I like (my) pussy: I dont really mind!
Favourite toy: Glass dildo
Worst Toy: any cock ring (never found one that fits! and thats not me trying to say how big I am either!)
Most recent toy: Vibrating butt plug
Best Sex: Anything that both people are comfortable with
Worst sex: Rushed sex!
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): meeting up with a fling in a car park of a pub. in the middle of the day LOL!
Spit or swallow: swallow but recently tried swapping which was better than I expected to be honest.
Ever cheated: I did with previous partner when i was younger and not married (3 out of my 4 were when i was dating that person. not something im particularly proud of).
Anal sex fan: I’m down to give or receive.
Ever had a threesome: No. Gladly monogamous. Love entertaining the fantasy though, especially in our dirty talk together, knowing that we keep it outside of the desire/goal category.
Ever fisted or been fisted: No - I’m curious about vaginal fisting as the fister.
Lost virginity at: Hey, I can safely and honestly answer this one! We were both virgins when we married at 22. We’d had plenty of oral and experimenting to know we would be fully compatible, but we saved the main event.
How many people had sex with: Just my wife!
My cock (or partners cock) is: Perky and responsive. I had a bout of ED related to some other medical issues earlier this year and so I’m thankful for its return and will try not to take it for granted as I march ever closer to my 5th decade on this earth…
A perfect cock should be: shared only with an invitation and enthusiastic consent.
My wife’s boobs are simply glorious. Before we met I generally leaned toward smaller in preference, but I was quickly converted by her abundance. I now appreciate all sizes, but I am especially fine-tuned to respond to hers.
Perfect boobs are: a gift to be shared only with those deserving.
I like pussy: Yes? Wet and juicy. Trimmed is good, but diving under the covers on a cold, winter night into a full bush during ovulation is a delicacy unto itself.
Favourite toy: I’m especially partial to the We-Vibe Melt. Yes, it’s mostly for my wife’s clit but I love the way I can feel it pulse and thrum through her and around me. It’s fantastic.
Worst Toy: Received a vibrating stroker to test and review. Didn’t get on with it at all: vibrations were weak, it was built too tightly and I didn’t care much to get into it. That or the Rose, probably - wife couldn’t get on with it - again, not enough power. Actually, I think the real answer is first anything that is of a “jelly” style plastic (there’s no reason with the advancement of silicone toys now - still waiting on LH to update their line of penis extenders to silicone product!) and anything that requires batteries instead of rechargeable.
Most recent toy: Womanizer Duo 2.
Best Sex: Vacation/weekend away sex. Was always special, but truly a gamechanger after having kids. Even getting the kids out of the house to grandma’s for a few hours is not the same thing as being fully away, even for 48 hours.
Worst sex: Oof. Single worst time probably ended in my wife saying she didn’t even want to have sex with me anymore. But the setup was this: trying to sneak in a quickie (enthusiastically consenting) while the baby napped; I tried to push more into a “let’s try and get a little kinky” and wasted time dealing with tying her up, teasing her with a vibrator, and then baby woke up before anyone got to finish. It was a harsh checkpoint on expectations and realistic capacity. She wasn’t saying the sex was bad, she was just saying I was asking for the wrong things at the wrong times and it came out pretty harshly. Still, not fun. Otherwise - the times where either of us want to orgasm and can’t for whatever reason are never particularly fun.
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Definitely semi-public play. We’ve had sex on the beach, in the car (parked), in the woods/on the trail, in the yard where technically we could be seen if someone was snooping. Fingered her in the backseat of the car while her parents were driving in the front.
Spit or swallow: She’s never spit it out. I’m a rare cummer from oral, so it’s kind of a special treat, but she also loves it on her breasts, neck, and face.
Ever cheated: Nope.
Anal sex fan: Yes.
Ever had a threesome: Yes - MMF & FMF.
Ever fisted or been fisted: A partner tried it, but it wasn’t happening. The attempts did nothing for me.
How many people had sex with: I don’t know, I’d say a conservative guess would be 50+.
My cock (or partners cock) is: Delicious.
A perfect cock should be: Exactly this -
My boobs (or partners in my case): Enjoy being touched/bitten by someone who knows what I like.
Perfect boobs are: All boobs are perfect.
I like my hoochie.
Favourite toy: Currently, my favourite toy is the Womanizer Pro40.
Worst Toy: Anything jelly, can’t stand the feel of it on my fingers and the squeak noise it makes.
Most recent toy: This double ended dildo
Best Sex: All the sex with a person who wanted to learn what I enjoy and why. No judgement sex where everything was encouraged.
Worst sex: I was dry, he couldn’t get hard and it was so awkward and eventually I called it and sent him home. He later told me that he had a gf that was a supermodel and thats why he couldn’t get it up for me, while he was begging me to let him come to my house. He banged on my door for what felt like ages.
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Knifeplay
Spit or swallow: Depends on the person, taste, texture and smell.
Ever cheated: No.
This thread can stay open for now, but if it starts to attract rule breaking posts then it will need to be closed 
Anal sex fan:
yes, I love receiving it
Ever had a threesome:
not yet
Ever fisted or been fisted:
all five fingers but not the hand
How many people had sex with:
1, my wife
My cock (or partners cock) is:
5 or 6
A perfect cock should be:
a tongue
My boobs are (or partners in my case)
36 d
Perfect boobs are:
36 d
I like (my) pussy:
licked
Favourite toy:
fun factory 8 inch dildo in the harness
Worst Toy:
cheap
Most recent toy:
fun factory 8 inch dildo in the harness
Best Sex:
pegging, oral
Worst sex:
not having it?
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):
anal out by the camp fire
Spit or swallow:
my wife spit,
me swallow
Ever cheated:
no, no, no
Anal sex fan: Yes. Giving (m to f) but i also like pegging and plugs.
Ever had a threesome: No but I have often thought about it.
Ever fisted or been fisted: No and dont fancy it!
How many people had sex with: 4
My cock (or partners cock) is: Average I think!!
A perfect cock should be: Whatever makes you and your OH happy
My boobs are (or partners in my case) Fantastic (OH)
Perfect boobs are: see answer for perfect cock
I like (my) pussy: yep
Favourite toy: Butt plug
Worst Toy: Cock ring - i find they dont fit well
Most recent toy: Butt plug
Best Sex: An evening session with drinks, games etc
Worst sex: Rushed
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): In a car park… in the middle of the day!
Spit or swallow: OH swallows
Ever cheated: yes but not on OH. in my youth a few times