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Anal sex fan: I’ll do it giving (m to f) but iI much prefer getting pegged or otherwise penetrated;

Ever had a threesome: No but we kmow who we would pick for both sexes;

Ever fisted or been fisted: Tried to with her but my hands are too wide; I like it when she tries with me, though;

How many people had sex with: only 6 :frowning: :pensive:

My cock (or partners cock) is: above average according to those who have partaken!;

A perfect cock should be: worked mercilessly!;

My boobs are (or partners in my case) Fantastic;

Perfect boobs are: never left unattended!;

I like (my) pussy: totally;

Favourite toy: hard to say as we tend to use many of them at once per session. But the spiked ball ringw/leash while sitting on my large dildo is our current favourite;

Worst Toy: I can’t really think of one, unless it’s one that’s rarely used which just makes it kinda sad. But if pushed, probably nipple clamps purely because my nipples are so small they can’t get a purchase on them and fall off;

Most recent toy: remote control bullet for her, and a new quickshot sleeve for my machine;

Best Sex: no holds barred with explosive orgasms for all

Worst sex: worst sex is definitely NO sex;

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): masturbated on an isolated public nature path. Luckily nobody saw, but a couple walked by within minutes of me finishing ny urges!

Spit or swallow: I don’t expect that from her anyway, but I’ve offered to swallow my own for her a part of our dynamic;

Ever cheated: never, but been cheated on a few times.

Anal sex fan: Yes I am huge fan of anal

Ever had a threesome: no unfortunately not but hopefully sooon

Ever fisted or been fisted: Yes I have been fisted anally

How many people had sex with: only with my wife

My cock (or partners cock) is: little bigger than average

A perfect cock should be: worshipped and sucked on hard and long

My boobs are (or partners in my case): perfect

Perfect boobs are: round and perky

I like (my) pussy: shaven and wet

Favourite toy: My 9.75 inch circumference/3 inch diameter buttplug

Worst Toy: Anal beads

Most recent toy: King Cock Chubby dildo

Best Sex: Getting fisted and pegged by my wife

Worst sex: -

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): receiving a BJ in the cinema, fucking my wife in the train.

Spit or swallow: definitely swallow, love cleaning up the mess I made on my wife and swallowing my own load.

Ever cheated: No

Anal sex fan: Meh.

Ever had a threesome: Nope

Ever fisted or been fisted: Nope. Would like to but Mrs. Kat is tiny down there.

How many people had sex with: 12

My cock (or partners cock) is: 5.5 slim

A perfect cock should be: Got no idea

My boobs are (or partners in my case): B cups!

Perfect boobs are: B Cups!

I like (my) pussy: Warm and in my mouth

Favourite toy: The one that is getting Mrs. Kat off

Worst Toy: The battery hogs from ancient times

Most recent toy: Mon ami G Spot

Best Sex: Until a year ago I would have said rabbit vibe. Now, Lovehoney Rose.

Worst sex: Beach. So. Much. Sand.

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Once in a relationship where we banged in parking garages and church parking lots all the time.

Spit or swallow: Lick

Ever cheated: Nope

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Anal sex fan: Yep! I absolute love receiving, it feels great being filled up.

Ever had a threesome: Not yet…

Ever fisted or been fisted: Not exactly fisted but I’ve managed to get four fingers up there.

How many people had sex with: Actual vaginal/anal sex I’ve only had 1

My cock (or partners cock) is: I don’t have either ):

A perfect cock should be: inside me :rofl:

My boobs are (or partners in my case) 30 DD

Perfect boobs are: all boobs, small boobs big boobs. I love boobs :drooling_face:

I like (my) pussy: I like to use multiple toys at once, a dildo on the inside and a cute little vibrator on my clit (;

Favourite toy: Goddess Glow Gspot Vibrator

Worst Toy: Vibrating knickers it’s good and they look amazing but the battery dies too quickly

Most recent toy: Rope flogger :star_struck:

Best Sex: At an amazing sex dungeon, loved all the mirrors everywhere- something so kinky about seeing yourself get railed (;

Worst sex: Got on top of my partner, bounced once maybe twice and he came instantly. Abit disappointing to say the least

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Probably when I had a cheeky bit of public sex. That or the time I went for a shag on my lunch break :see_no_evil_monkey:

Spit or swallow: swallow (unless I’m asked to spit)!

Ever cheated: no, never. I could never do something like that, especially not to someone I love, it’s dishonest and I couldn’t stand to put someone through that kind of pain.

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Anal sex fan: no

Ever had a threesome: yes

Ever fisted or been fisted: yes

How many people had sex with:8

My cock (or partners cock) is: is perfect

A perfect cock should be: my parters cock

My boobs are 40HH

Perfect boobs are: my wifes

I like (my) pussy: plump and hairy

Favourite toy: bullet

Most recent toy: nipple suckers

Best Sex: with my wife

Worst sex: all my sex has been amazing

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): threesum

Spit or swallow: swallow

Ever cheated: never

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Anal sex fan:
Nope

Ever had a threesome:
Nope

Ever fisted or been fisted:
No

How many people had sex with:
1

My cock (or partners cock) is:
Just right
A perfect cock should be:attached to the right person

My boobs are (or partners in my case)also attached to the right person

Perfect boobs are:fun to play with

I like (my) pussy: aroused

Favourite toy: we vibe

Worst Toy: is hard to clean

Most recent toy:
We vibe
Best Sex:
Was unexpected
Worst sex:
Was interrupted
Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): involved sticky food

Spit or swallow:
Spit

Ever cheated: never

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ANAL - love it

EVER HAD A THREESOME - many times

EVER BEEN FISTED - many times

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH - I’ve lost count but it’s around 250, I’ve always been very promiscuous and I’m a swinger and bi

MY PARTNERS COCK IS - a dream cock, 8’ thick and circumcised

A PERFECT COCK SHOULD BE - circumcised hung and thick with a huge mushroom head and tight balls - yum!

MY BOOBS ARE - pendulous g cups

PERFECT BOOBS ARE - Denise Davies’s incredible boobs

I LIKE MY PUSSY - hairy and unshaved

FAVOURITE TOY - my ridiculously huge strap on dildo

WORST TOY - n/a

MOST RECENT TOY - butt plug

BEST SEX - some of the house parties we’ve attended with the right swingers, all the women in lingerie, using strap on’s, getting spit roasted etc, as good as life gets!

WORST SEX - threesome years ago with two men, neither of them could get it up, I was so disappointed but it happens

NAUGHTIEST THING EVER DONE - there’s so many but probably the gangbang I had in a swinger club

SPIT OR SWALLOW - swallow but give me a facial instead

EVER CHEATED yes often but not since I got into swinging.

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Anal sex fan: Yes

Ever had a threesome: No

Ever fisted or been fisted: No

How many people had sex with: 13

My partners cock is: delicious.

A perfect cock should be: Girthy (for me anyway.)

My boobs are: All Natural and big.

Perfect boobs are: Natural

I like (my) pussy: I’m confused by this question. Do I like my. Pussy? 100% Do I like others, nope, it is penis’ in general for me.

Favourite toy: I have too many to have a favourite. I like them all in different ways.

Worst Toy: again, I likt them all in different ways.

Most recent toy: Girthy dildo

Best Sex: when it’s hot, passionate and we cum together.

Worst sex: Just a quick 1 off. It isn’t enough for me.

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): I will have to think of that!

Spit or swallow: spit

Ever cheated: no, and never would.

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Samantha here.

Anal: love it, once or twice a week
Threesome: no
Fisted: no
Number of people iv slept with: 51
Partners cock: 8" x 5.5 girth
Perfect cock: 6 to 8" uncut
My boobs: 36c
Perfect boobs. Dd or e. I love big tits
I like my pussy shaved and full of cum
Favourite toy: but plugg and 7" suction cup dildo
Worst toy: my small butt plug
Most recent toy: curved glass dildo
Best sex: with my now partner, a whole night of ruff, nasty sex. My holes were sore but Oh so many orgasms
Worst sex: met a guy for sex off tinder. Drove 30 mins to meet him. He came with 1 suck on his dick.
Naughtiest thing iv done: probably having sex with 3 different men in 1 day.
Spit or swallow: always swallow. The more there is the better
Cheated: emotionally cheated on my ex but not physically.

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Anal sex fan: Yes on her (she’s recent gotten into it), tried before by wasn’t for me

Ever had a threesome: No too much jealously issues

Ever fisted or been fisted: No not

How many people had sex with: About 10

My cock (or partners cock) is: Suckable / Fuckable

A perfect cock should be: Everyone’s got there own preferences not judgement here

My boobs are (or partners in my case): More than a handful :raised_hand:

Perfect boobs are: Enjoy all boobs, no shame in big boobs or the itty bittie titty committee

I like (my) pussy: Clean And Waxed/Shaven, best to eat fresh

Favourite toy: Wand

Worst Toy: Is there a worst toy

Most recent toy: Brought…. Make your own replica Dildo

Best Sex: Inimate, Spontaneous including toys and teasing

Worst sex: When you have to fake it

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Midday sex in a park bush and her walking out with a facial

Spit or swallow: personally enjoy facials or Swallowing, OH depends on mood

Ever cheated: No

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Seems like the questions are aimed at a certain gender but I’ll give it a go…

Anal sex fan: Not performed enough to be a fan

Ever had a threesome: No

Ever fisted or been fisted: Yes

Lost virginity at: 18

How many people had sex with: 4

My cock (or partners cock) is: The perfect size for the OH apparently

A perfect cock should be: The ideal size for the person your using it with.

My OH’s boobs are: Amazing

Perfect boobs are: A handful or more

I like her pussy: wet

Favourite toy: I enjoy using her vibrators on her

Worst toy: One with a flat battery when needed

Most recent toy: A wand and glass dildo.

Best Sex: I enjoy all sex

Worst sex: is there such a thing?

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): There’s been a few…

Spit or swallow: I love licking up her cum

Ever cheated: Yes.

Anal sex fan: Yes

Ever had a threesome? No two fivesomes though

Ever fisted or been fisted?: no

Lost virginity?: 18

How many people have you have sex with? 21

My cock? Overly thick and above average length

A perfect cock? My size- though head a bit smaller

My gals boobs are? 40DD’s

Perfect boobs? DD’s

I like pussy? Shaved or racing stripe

Favorite sex?: With my cougar

Worst sex?: Hitchhiker

Most recent toy: leather strap that leaves Cum Slut on her ass

Worst sex toy: 10” long 9” around-too big

Naughtiest thing I’ve ever done (sex wise) : jerked off onto my gals pancakes and scrambled eggs

Spit or swallow?: Swallow

Ever cheated?: yes

Anal sex fan:
absolutely

Ever had a threesome:
nope (was offered though… I turned down because I had a partner at the time. Piss my off because it’s still brought up from time to time. “why did you turn that down?!” Because. I. Have/had. A. Partner. Enough said. Like, how many times do I gotta repeat this to the same people?)

Ever fisted or been fisted:
nope.

How many people had sex with:
2

My cock (or partners cock) is:
nothing to write home about (mine)

A perfect cock should be:
N/A

My boobs are (or partners in my case)
N/A

Perfect boobs are:
N/A

I like (my) pussy:
I wish I had one…

Favourite toy:
plugs for discrete public wear

Worst Toy:
haven’t found one yet

Most recent toy:
the lifelike lover luxe realistic silicone dildo 6 inch

Best Sex:
when the sub becomes a power bottom

Worst sex:
had meh, but not horrible

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):
coitus in the living room when anyone could’ve walked on in

Spit or swallow:
swallow

Ever cheated:
nope

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Anal sex fan:
Meh

Ever had a threesome:
No. Would love to try MFM with my wife. Or a 3some with 2 Dommes.

Ever fisted or been fisted:
No and no desire to

How many people had sex with:
10. (9 Females and 1 TGirl)

My cock (or partners cock) is:
6.5” x 4.5”

A perfect cock should be:
N/A

My boobs are (or partners in my case)
36FF

Perfect boobs are:
My Wifes

I like (my) pussy:
I love pussy

Favourite toy:
My sounding rods

Worst Toy:
Haven’t got onee

Most recent toy:
Thrusting lifelike vibrator

Best Sex:
when she’s being a bitch

Worst sex:
Last partner before I met my wife. She could have been a blow up doll!

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):
Probably my TGirl experience. (Naughty in a fun way)

Spit or swallow:
swallow

Ever cheated:
Yes

Anal sex fan: Yes. About 75% of the sex I have is anal

Ever had a threesome: More than I should admit

Ever fisted or been fisted: No and yes

How many people had sex with: Been in non monogamous relationships for almost 25 years (disclaimer). My guess is probably around 500 (zero shame).

My cock (or partners cock) is: Amazing in its own way

A perfect cock should be: long, uncut, girthy, and black

My boobs are (or partners in my case) amazing

Perfect boobs are: hot

I like (my) pussy: 100%

Favourite toy: king cock mega chubby black

Worst Toy: not sure

Most recent toy: purchased my 3rd king mega

Best Sex: group

Worst sex: not sure

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): a group of guys I met who were on a bachelor party. Let the party bus driver watch

Spit or swallow: depends on the taste when it hits the tongue

Ever cheated: no

Anal sex fan: love being pegged

Ever had a threesome: No

Ever fisted or been fisted: No

How many people had sex with: 2, plus one oral only

My cock (or partners cock) is: 8”

A perfect cock should be: suckable

My boobs are (or partners in my case) Nice C cups

Perfect boobs are: suckable

I like (my) pussy: shaved for easier oral

Favourite toy: Anything that makes my wife cum

Worst Toy: Soft cock sleeves, just don’t do anything for me

Most recent toy: We-vibe Vector

Best Sex: with my wife

Worst sex: Not really had enough to have bad sex

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): pegging in tights

Spit or swallow: swallow

Ever cheated: No, don’t think I could handle the dishonesty required

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Sadly, none of these questions are relevant to me because I am still a virgin!

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Anal sex fan: Never tried it (yet).

Ever had a threesome: No. (Not yet)

Ever fisted or been fisted: No.

How many people had sex with: 5.

My cock (or partners cock) is: Will measure this week.

A perfect cock should be: One that works.

My boobs are (or partners in my case): Her boobs are a bit smaller.

Perfect boobs are: I think I love all kinds of boobs.

I like (my) pussy: Yes, I do.

Favourite toy: Never used one.

Worst Toy: X

Most recent toy: X

Best Sex: Not yet.

Worst sex: X

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise): Nothing yet.

Spit or swallow: X

Ever cheated: No.

Anal sex: only once without consent was not a good experience

Ever had a threesome: no

Ever fisted or been fisted: no

How many people had sex with: 3

My cock (partners cock) 6.5" on a good day

A perfect cock should be: one that doesnt hurt

My boobs are 38dd

Perfect boobs are: mine

I like my pussy: yes i do

Favourite toy: my wi vibe melt

Worst toy: finger vibrator

Most recent toy: thrusting rabbit vibrator but havent used it yet

Best sex: With my hubby

Worst sex: when it hurts

Naughtiest thing ever done sex wise: giving my boyfriend now hubby a blow job in his car outside my parents house

Spit or swallow: neither, not allowed to cum in my mouth

Ever cheated: no

I like (my) pussy: waxed or shaved

Favourite toy: expanding lock anal pear

Worst Toy:

Most recent toy:

Best Sex:

Worst sex:

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):

Spit or swallow: Swallow everytime

Ever cheated: yes

Anal sex fan: daily

Ever had a threesome: four time a week

Ever fisted or been fisted: yes been

How many people had sex with: 7

My cock (or partners cock) is:8’’

A perfect cock should be: shaved and cut

My boobs are (or partners in my case) 54dd

Perfect boobs are pierced

I like (my) pussy: plugged

Favourite toy:

Worst Toy:

Most recent toy:

Best Sex: pegging

Worst sex:

Naughtiest thing ever done (sex-wise):