I was bored, self conscious and needed to keep dropping the picture size so itâd let me post before i chickened out 
5/10 what an odd place to put a potato
DamnâŚyou can see it?
9/10 I thought you were pleased to see me?
Always pleased to see you Jilly!
Have you been working out? 9
Working out how to use this place. 
7/4 odds on favourite
Arenât we all Ian! 
9 nice tan.
Perk of lockdown- working from the garden!
11/10 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn you have nice shins
My years of wearing shin pads in pe paid off
3/10 i think the bird behind you is planning to push you down the stairs
Looks like you were rightâŚ
8/10 Is that an aroused nipple just there?
Yes it`s from looking at some amazing legs!
9 Is that your actual singing voice?
NoâŚjust chilled my glass dildo a bit too longâŚ
6/10 Whatâs that in the background?
A radiator!
9, How do you maintain that glamorous image?
Insomnia and too much sugar
7/10 you may want to reconsider where youâve put your hand
I would if I could remove itâŚ
7/10⌠Is that a butt plug over there?
No a pineapple!
10, do you often get mistaken for a celebrity?
Nope, more often a haystack.
7/10 Oops, did someone forget to shave today?
Canât be bothered to shave at the moment, too much effort
8/10 that is a very inventive use for a hat
It covers me wellâŚitâs a sombrero!
9 how do you maintain that physique?
Plenty of exercise.
10 for a lovely pert bum.
Why thank you. 
I do squat a lot.
54% Must try harder.
My efforts will increase from here on!
90% close to perfection 