Yes, and ill let you guess whats streaming, and from where! 
10, Do you jog much, as you`re soooo fit?
Iām afraid jogging is out of the question, unless I want two black eyes!
10 Is it hard to cope with all the admiration you must get?
I need a PA to sift through my fanmail.
9/99 oof someone better call the emergency services
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Oh yes please ā¦sounds like one of my fantasies! 
9/10 Iām speechless!
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Yes, it does have that effect!
10, youll have someones eye out with those!
To be fair theyād have be leaning pretty close for that to happen, and at least their last sight would be interesting
8/10 how on earth did you manage to get a halo to appear around that?
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Itās actually a cheese and onion hula hoop, Iām just very, um, āslenderāā¦ 
Nil Point - EU got to be kidding
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Does that mean you won`t be saving all your kisses for me?
9, I want you to walk away, just so i can see that arse wiggle!
I bet you doā¦
3/10 The background is just too distracting what on earth is that phallic object there?
Oh, you werent meant to see that, its my Nimbus 2000.
10, either you have the air con on full, or you`re very pleased to see me!
Always pleased to see you Will
5/10 i know they always talk about a healthy glow but i donāt think they meant for the glow to be green
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Damn, too much sunbathing in Gamma Rays again!
10, are you a boxer? You`re definitely a knockout!
Well Iāve been called a dog beforeā¦but not that particular breedā¦thanks 
6/10 Mmmmm those shouldersā¦
I should have said pugilist, youāre definitely no dog @CurvyJilly!
The shoulders are the result of lifting all day!
10, because i suspect youāre honouring the Scottish tradition beneath the short kilt!
Well, Iām not wearing a kilt but if I wasā¦
9/10 for daring to be seen in public like that!
Hoots mon! 
At my age, i donāt care what people think!
10, one for each cute toe!
That would have been so much better if youād have said ā4/10 One for each cute toeā
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Oh no my secret is out! I have alien toes! 
4/10 Tell me, are you always this cheeky?
Only when you can see the hole of my moon 
(and go crazy with the numbers, x/10 gets a bit samey after the first 1000 )
29Ā° Cooler than a cool wash 
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Just dont tumble dry me, itll shrink!
33 and a third, you`re so hot it must be a record!