Replace Song Lyrics with 'Asshat'

Same as the other ‘Replace the…’ games, but this one is music, and the word is ‘asshat(s)’. :+1::slightly_smiling_face:

First off:

Hit me asshat one more time

Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on good times
Blame it on the asshat

More than an asshat,
More than an asshat to me.

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You’re once, twice…three times an asshat :notes:

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I’m starting with the asshat in the mirror
I’m asking him to change his ways

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight , asshat
I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, asshat

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Too many men, too many ass hats, making too many problems.

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Because you are the wind beneath my asshat

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Yesterday
All the asshats seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Ive been a wild asshat for many a year
And I spent all my money on asshats and beer

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Mama, just killed an asshat, put my bum against his head, farted now he’s dead.

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Roses, I walked in the corner with the body screaming asshat
Never sold a bag but look like asshat in a photo

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Oh you to me are everything
The sweetest song
That I could sing
Oh asshat, oh asshat

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What’s new, assy-hat? Whooah~ooohh~whooah~oooh~

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I got 99 problems but asshat ain’t one

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Wherever i lay my asshat, that’s my home.

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And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Asshat
I think I’ve got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin’ teamwork

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FHG! @Ian_Chimp :wink:

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I shoehorned it in, but I’m unrepentant. :slightly_smiling_face::+1:

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Up In Memphis the music’s like an asshat

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Asshat the sheriff.
But I didn’t asshat the deputy

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Now that’s quality. :sunglasses:

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