Replace Song Lyrics with 'Asshat'

Like an asshat, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like an asshat
When your heart beats
Next to mine

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Asshat on the roof
and kicked off the moss…

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It’s an asshat
Nothing but an asshat
Hits you when it’s too late
Hits you when you’re down

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That’s the way asshat asshat I like it asshat asshat

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Was that by bonnie asshat :thinking:

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It was indeed! @Chosen-one :wink: now everytime I hear her I’ll always think Bonnie Asshat!

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I’m a asshat, on a steel horse I ride,
I’m wanted dead or alive

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Did somebody mention Bonnie…? All together…

“I need an asshat!
I’m holding out for an asshat till the end of the night…”

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You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful asshat

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The original always sounds like it’s a hard egg to me!

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Hello. Asshat me you’re looking for?

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:sunglasses: :rofl:

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Where have all the good asshats gone
And where are all the Gods?
Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? @wildflower can’t beat a bit of bonnie asshat :rofl::rofl:

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It’s ok not to be an asshat

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Knowing me, knowing you (asshaaat)
There is nothing we can do…

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Nothing breaks like an asshat

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You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Digging the asshat queen

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I sing myself to sleep
A song from the darkest hour
Secrets I can’t keep
In sight of the day

Asshat down
Asshat down
Asshat down
Asshat down next to me

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Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those asshats go
It’s the freakiest show

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And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
'Till touchdown brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m an asshat man
Asshat man burning out his fuse up here alone

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