I often overthink song titles and imagine funny interpretations, here’s some of mine, feel free to add your own…
It Started With A Kiss=Herpes
Sex On Fire=Cystitis
When You’re In Love With A Beautiful Woman, It’s Hard=I’d be worried if it wasn’t hard!
Mama Told Me Not To Come= I’m not even going there!
Come On Eileen
Come As You Are - Nirvana
Slow Ride - Foghat ( listen to the lyrics on that one!)
It only takes a minute by Take That.
I want it that way (is that the actual title?) By the backstreet boys
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
(because you can never have too much lube…)
Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi
(When you’ve used a bit too much lube!)
Katy Perry-Roar…all i hear is I"m gonna make you raw!
Slipknot-spit it out
(For the non swallowers)
Like a Prayer has always been questionable 
Taylor Swift- Shake It Off…is she offering advice to her chap having a pee? 
Was presuming she meant the dog poo off the bed…
Oh, is she one of those? I read recently that Amber Heard pooed on her and Johnny Depp’s bed to piss him off, then blamed the dogs! 
Always laughed at Paul Youngs… “Everytime you go away…you take a piece of me with you”
Always thought “Yeah I bet she does ‘n’ all”
Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing…is that about a pretty penis?
I’m sure the bloodhound gang had a song out called hooray for boobies
