OK. So I was think about having a collection of naughty slogans/jingles/rhymes. Something funny or used to help you remember certain things like “red sky at night, shepherd’s delight” type of stuff. Or how about things you personally enjoy? You can also give a bit of an explanation if you want to.
Anal sex should never hurt and you have to be extra careful at times, so my jingle for that would be:
“Up your bum means no harm done”
I’m a bit of a size queen so:
“Big monster dick makes me cum real quick”
“People in joggers? Probably doggers”
One that made me laugh on a car in the 90’s “Trekkies do it on impulse”
“Don’t douche too often, or your bum will go rotten”
“Love Eggs are fun, but not up your bum”
A little repost…
“Going vagina to bum, no harm done
But bum then vagina… now there’s poo inside there ”
From the front to the back thats where it was at…
But the opposite way might ruin your play
For all those that do the “Rad Rads” (radiator photo shoots) like @WillC :
"Before every radiator, stands a true gladiator"
Keep riding your hub and he’ll stay out the pub…
If you need some advice, just wear something nice.
There was a young lady from Dorset,
who ordered a lovehoney corset.
Her hubby said brill ,
it gave such a thrill,
Now their sex lifes gone off like a rocket.
School days flashback…
Sex is good, Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69;
Just for fun or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid!
“You can thwack, just don’t aim for my crack”
I honestly can’t think of any but a few reminded me of a skit on Inside Amy Schumer (not really a fan of the show but I love Amber Rose).
- Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made.