OK. So I was think about having a collection of naughty slogans/jingles/rhymes. Something funny or used to help you remember certain things like “red sky at night, shepherd’s delight” type of stuff. Or how about things you personally enjoy? You can also give a bit of an explanation if you want to.
For example:
Anal sex should never hurt and you have to be extra careful at times, so my jingle for that would be:
“Up your bum means no harm done”
I’m a bit of a size queen so:
“Big monster dick makes me cum real quick”
There was a young lady from Dorset,
who ordered a lovehoney corset.
Her hubby said brill ,
it gave such a thrill,
Now their sex lifes gone off like a rocket.