Not based on any talent qualifications, I mean come on, it's Eurovision. Talent and Eurovision are diametrically opposed. The continant that gave us the Enlightenment and modern science is now reduced to warbled English love songs for the amusement of Moldovans and Latvians...
Anyway, I'm talking about pure superficial seX Factor!
Having watched barely any of it parents switched over to show the Armenian entry:
Ungrateful bastards, we give them the industrial revolution, computers (insert many other awesome things) and they're too busy sucking up to their neighbours.
I'll tell you what confuses me the most... all these random Eastern European countries... who vote for Russia!
They OWNED them 20 odd years ago and violently slaughtered anyone who spoke out against the commies and would send tanks straight from Moscow! Short bloody memories these places have! Just look at the Irish who still hate the English after all this bloody time... That's how it should be, hate your former oppressive overlords!
We could also win if we followed the route of lots of the crap countries... lets split the UK in 213 pieces like some of those places and we'll win too.
I think points should be allocated on a population basis... Does Moldova REALLY deserve to give out the same number of points as Germany?
OH put a bet on Germany to win Eurovision, And they won! Yay!
I wanted Maldova to win, they were awesome.
Who was that transvestite who was on there though? Can't remember wich country, but 'he' called himself Milan, and 'he' has a mans voice, but no adams apple, or man bulge. Pre-op perhaps? Hmmm.
Oooo yea I liked their sax player - he had the moves!
I was so close to putting a bet on that we would come last! Wish I had now!
