I unfortunately had to return a rabbit back to LH last week as it just didn't do the trick if you know what I mean. I wrapped it up all nice and secure but when I got to the post office the older gentleman there gave me a sticker for the parcel and told me to write what was inside the box. Needless to say I was a bit flustered trying to think up something to write and in the end settled with electrical goods. I laughed all the way home, and I just pray LH receive the package. lol
Beatrix wrote:
I unfortunately had to return a rabbit back to LH last week as it just didn't do the trick if you know what I mean. I wrapped it up all nice and secure but when I got to the post office the older gentleman there gave me a sticker for the parcel and told me to write what was inside the box. Needless to say I was a bit flustered trying to think up something to write and in the end settled with electrical goods. I laughed all the way home, and I just pray LH receive the package. lol
Been there. Power screwdriver !!
Omg haha! That's one you won't forget! Probably when my 3 year old found my bullet and was trying to use it as a crayon and wondering how it wasn't working lol. Purchasing a lockable case for this very reason!! x
Haha power screwdriver! I didn't know you had to write what was inside!
Are they aloud to do this now? I thought they could only ask open questions, not whats in the box.Beatrix wrote:
I unfortunately had to return a rabbit back to LH last week as it just didn't do the trick if you know what I mean. I wrapped it up all nice and secure but when I got to the post office the older gentleman there gave me a sticker for the parcel and told me to write what was inside the box. Needless to say I was a bit flustered trying to think up something to write and in the end settled with electrical goods. I laughed all the way home, and I just pray LH receive the package. lol
Our grown up daughter found my biggest but plug when she was helping cleaning the house. She handed it over to me with a wry smile saying "you're always going for the best, aren't you?"
My wife found it very funny and reminded me of when our daughter once - she was 18 then - tried a cocktail, made a face and said "this tastes like cum". After that I didn't feel so bad about her comment on my but plug...
They only need to know roughly what's in it for security.
If you're gonna get flustered about it, well....
There's an entire thread on this already. Go find it, it's p funny.
In the bathroom with oh having a cheeky shag, as oh finished cuming there was a knock on bathroom door and it opened I turned round to see my 5year old wanting the loo.... "urgh mummy what's that on your neck? "
Daddys shower gel was my first answer..
Fortunetly it was accepted and never questioned ;)
Omg so many but just one more giving oh a blow job while driving. Lost his concentration and went into back of car.... quickly sorted ourselves milliseconds and knock on window it was ohs next door neighbour In his car... and said " hello n*** shall we sort this out. oh hello j**** I didnt see u in car in my mirror and then u syddenly popped up"
Blush
Luckily settled for cash repair and he never told ohs parents...
A good man xx
Actually just this very second! My mum walked in to ask me if i would be wanting dinner and i'm sitting on my bed holding my new vibarting dildo in my hand testing the vibrations.... oh dear god. :(
Ground open up and eat me. Arghhh to die not a parent My mum the thinks suspenders r kinky. If only she knew.. actually NO ! So pleased no idea makes it more Bad girl !MissBrownEyes92 wrote:
Actually just this very second! My mum walked in to ask me if i would be wanting dinner and i'm sitting on my bed holding my new vibarting dildo in my hand testing the vibrations.... oh dear god. :(
lustyjoy wrote:
Ground open up and eat me. Arghhh to die not a parent My mum the thinks suspenders r kinky. If only she knew.. actually NO ! So pleased no idea makes it more Bad girl !MissBrownEyes92 wrote:
Actually just this very second! My mum walked in to ask me if i would be wanting dinner and i'm sitting on my bed holding my new vibarting dildo in my hand testing the vibrations.... oh dear god. :(
Lustyjoy this just made me LOL!
Not really embarrassing but funny..was organising the toy box a while back with my little helper (he's 18 months so has to be with me) and he trotted off to my hubby and handed him a dildo! Was very pleased with himself! Luckily his big sister was out with a friend.
lustyjoy wrote:
In the bathroom with oh having a cheeky shag, as oh finished cuming there was a knock on bathroom door and it opened I turned round to see my 5year old wanting the loo.... "urgh mummy what's that on your neck? "
Daddys shower gel was my first answer..Fortunetly it was accepted and never questioned ;)
Always one of my biggest hang ups now - being caught by the kids. Usually means we don't attempt until later in the night when they are asleep. Always worries me what I can make up in the spare of the moment!
Weve learnt to be againt a door some how... but there older now all tablets/games and headphones result!BigPoppa wrote:
lustyjoy wrote:
In the bathroom with oh having a cheeky shag, as oh finished cuming there was a knock on bathroom door and it opened I turned round to see my 5year old wanting the loo.... "urgh mummy what's that on your neck? "
Daddys shower gel was my first answer..Fortunetly it was accepted and never questioned ;)
Always one of my biggest hang ups now - being caught by the kids. Usually means we don't attempt until later in the night when they are asleep. Always worries me what I can make up in the spare of the
I always wanted a lock on bedroom door up high well out their reach. Wife was never keen so its not happened. I suppose as they get older they would start asking why its locked...
That creates problems in itself when they go all teenagery and stomp off and lock yourself in your bedroom, u cant get in and then you hear them rummaging. .... ahhhh the thought process... luckily nothing dodgy but lock was removed .... It does get easier...... lounge room and garden very handy for those reasons.. even garden shed hahaBigPoppa wrote:
I always wanted a lock on bedroom door up high well out their reach. Wife was never keen so its not happened. I suppose as they get older they would start asking why its locked...
Yeh we use the lounge a lot too. I just find the sofa not that comfy and as it's leather is a bit chilly on the flesh too. Still I should be happy we are having sex at all!
I find it hard to switch off too as if I see kids things lying around it reminds me of them aand can really spoil my libido. They are at that age where it would take too long to clear everything out of sight really. Do you / did you ever find that?
I find it awkward when it comes to others! Last time i went to my mums i needed the toilet but brother in law was having a shower so mum told me to use her en suite. On the way through her bedroom i saw a large bag from a well known sex retailer next to her bed!
All night i was trying not to think about what couldve been in it!
Lollipop ;) wrote:
Are they aloud to do this now? I thought they could only ask open questions, not whats in the box.Beatrix wrote:
I unfortunately had to return a rabbit back to LH last week as it just didn't do the trick if you know what I mean. I wrapped it up all nice and secure but when I got to the post office the older gentleman there gave me a sticker for the parcel and told me to write what was inside the box. Needless to say I was a bit flustered trying to think up something to write and in the end settled with electrical goods. I laughed all the way home, and I just pray LH receive the package. lol
I live in a small town with a small post office. They only wanted a brief description but it completely caught me off gaurd and I was just standing there humming and hawing while I thought of what to put down lol