When I was in my early 20's is when I was on my lunch break, just around the corner they had an Adult shop, and who should I find come strolling out ..... my Mum!!!! ... I can remember saying to her "What are you doing in there?" her response blew me away "Just getting a replacement vibrator the last one I got was faulty" I don't know who was more shocked and embarrassed, I think it was probably me lol
Just had an embarrassing encounter right now!
I'm living with my parents while my partner & I wait for our house purchase to complete (hopefully in a few weeks). I fancied some afternoon delight, so settled down for some playtime with my Tracey Cox G-Spot vibe. Oh, but as soon as I get started, my mum knocks on the door and walks in to mess around with the hot water/heating controls.
When she finally leaves I get back to it, feeling a bit flustered and agitated that I can't even get privacy to masturbate these days! But I manage to finish this time, phew 
Then I wait until I'm sure nobody is upstairs to go out to the bathroom and give my toys a wash, so I can store them away safely. As soon as I'm out on the landing, my dad emerges from one of the bedrooms and starts making small talk, while I'M HOLDING A G SPOT VIBRATOR IN MY HAND that's covered in all my fun stuff.... ah jeez... 
I can't wait for our house purchase to complete so I can get out of here!!
My daughter came downstairs a few days ago (she's home from uni for Easter) and there sat I happily writing a review for the Lifelike Rosa Ribed Realistic Vagina with a larger then life picture of it on the pc screen. She just rolled her eyes and continued on her way to the kitchen. . . lol
Boogaloo wrote:
Just had an embarrassing encounter right now!
I'm living with my parents while my partner & I wait for our house purchase to complete (hopefully in a few weeks). I fancied some afternoon delight, so settled down for some playtime with my Tracey Cox G-Spot vibe. Oh, but as soon as I get started, my mum knocks on the door and walks in to mess around with the hot water/heating controls.
When she finally leaves I get back to it, feeling a bit flustered and agitated that I can't even get privacy to masturbate these days! But I manage to finish this time, phew 
Then I wait until I'm sure nobody is upstairs to go out to the bathroom and give my toys a wash, so I can store them away safely. As soon as I'm out on the landing, my dad emerges from one of the bedrooms and starts making small talk, while I'M HOLDING A G SPOT VIBRATOR IN MY HAND that's covered in all my fun stuff.... ah jeez... 
I can't wait for our house purchase to complete so I can get out of here!!
Forgot to mention that my dad is a die hard Christian who forbid me from having sex before marriage... I came out as an Atheist years ago so surely he knows that one is off the cards! 
Boogaloo that's funny!!
Continueing what seems to be an emerging theme of people walking in on you, the wife and I were having fun times in the lounge on a Sunday afternoon while our children were out with grandparents, it appears customery for her family to walk in and out of the family home without knocking and this was no exception....
A quick tap and in they strode leaving me barely enough time to grab a blanket and cover my erogenous zones which were fully operational at the time, did they leave nope Sat down and started chatting while I was half naked and covered with the smallest of covers given my size!! When the wife asked if they wanted a cup of tea and looked at me....well if looks could kill lol we can laugh now!!
Haha eeek that's awkward!
My parents have gone out tonight so I thought YAY some uninterrupted time alone, I can finally masturbate in peace. Nope. My nan calls me right as I'm about to climax...
Seriously! Aaaaaahhhfjdjdjdjdjd!
Feelike your pain Boogaloo. Exactly the same situation here!!!
For me, it would be the (almost every time) me and oh are in the middle of enjoying ourselves, his housemate knocks on the door, asks if we're 'decent', but doesnot wait for the answer before coming in to ask or say something pointless.
He's never seen everything, luckily, but he's certainly seen more than I'd like
Technically, boogaloo you were not having sex 😉 that would be my argument anyway. I'm sure a good lawyer would win that one lol
Hahah exactly Never Know! Don't remember the bible ever saying anything about sex toys... Mind you I never read it!