Answers to:
Name the Toy 
[The] revolutionary vibrator that has more rhythm than Jimi Hendrix at a Zumba class. With unique dynamic sensations, you’ll feel like one Foxy Lady.
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Womanizer Pro40
(though may appear on other Womanizer pages. I wasn’t that thorough.
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Another reviewer declared it “Life Changing,” saying that “For 20 years of my life I have never been able to achieve full orgasm… This toy has gotten me there every single time I use it.”
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FSOG Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit
(but likely on other Greedy Girl/FSOG pages too
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“This is too much - all this overstimulation, everywhere. My body starts to climb, and on my knees, I’m unable to control the buildup. Oh my…”
The bobble-laden shaft is also a fantastic accessory for massage, releasing tension from muscles as you glide the nodules over skin.
Dive into devilishly good vibes with [this] vibrating stroker with curved wings. 12 speeds and patterns send vibrations along your shaft for intense sensations, or fit between you and a partner for electric couple’s play.
With your every curve and contour in mind, they’ve created a bulbous shaft to target your G-spot and a thick rabbit prong to stroke your clit and enable blended orgasmic bliss.
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TC Squishy Wand
(it even says, ‘wand’ and ‘squishy’. Just saying…)
This thrilling 10 function wand is a brilliant back massager, but its pleasure potential doesn’t stop there. Thanks to its squishy silicone head and rumbly vibrations, it’s ideal for external stimulation on intimate areas needing extra encouragement.
[The] internal sleeve is transparent with a non-anatomical stealth opening leaving your imagination to run wild with your own erotic scenarios. Lined with dozens of stimulating bumps, the realistic-feel sleeve offers intense pleasure with the added bonus of suction that is easily controlled via the screw cap base.
The ring grips his penis, which may assist with stronger erections and increased stamina during play, while the generous, ridged clitoral stimulator helps coax her to climax.
Lift your voices together as [this] fits seamlessly between you and adds thrilling vibrations to your lovemaking. Hands-free and wearable, [it] matches its vibration intensity to the strength of your grip, so it’s completely in tune with you.
maths I make it:
Very happy with that, thank goodness for bad tractor driving bonuses.
Short term temporary profile picture displaying my “Oops!”
poof
Both me and the tractor just needed a good wash, it was a very smelly river. No breakages of either of us though - phew!
