AAaaAah panic! Gimme half an hour and I’ll crack out some answers!
Ok done @Ian_Chimp
Answers
- Gyr8tor for sure
- Womanizer, guessing the pro40…?
- Some kind of wand… the Doxy perhaps?
- Nubbly glass dildo
- Looking at the strokers on the website without clicking on them has to be the Fun Factory Manta
- Greedy girl rabbit?
- Another wand, hedging my bets and saying Doxy here too
- Some kind of fleshlight, Flight Pilot looks bubbly.
- A vibrating cock ring! Maybe the tracey cox?
- We-vibe!
Patheric attempt at answers to Name the Toy
Disclaimer to start… really sorry @Ian_Chimp I’ve had a really full couple of days and then today accidentally put a tractor in a river so have not had time to properly do my homework therefore you have just a few guesses for answers based on my own things and vague wondering. I apologise.
My poor answers
- I’m going to guess based on the fact you must also have reviewed it a womanizer… Pro 40?
- Ignite Mini Male Vibrator (though I think that has too many functions)
- Surely the Mantric Rabbit - certainly fits the description anyway
- Well it’s a wand, let’s take a stab at one of the Lovehoney Delux minis?
- Um; a fleshlight?
- Desire vibrating cock ring - again would match my description of it.
- A We-Vibe? - this would not match my description though as I don’t like them
@Peitho a tractor in a river?? Sounds like there’s a story there! Hope you’re okay!
Answers to:
Name the Toy
[The] revolutionary vibrator that has more rhythm than Jimi Hendrix at a Zumba class. With unique dynamic sensations, you’ll feel like one Foxy Lady.
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Womanizer Pro40
(though may appear on other Womanizer pages. I wasn’t that thorough. )
Another reviewer declared it “Life Changing,” saying that “For 20 years of my life I have never been able to achieve full orgasm… This toy has gotten me there every single time I use it.”
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FSOG Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit
(but likely on other Greedy Girl/FSOG pages too )
“This is too much - all this overstimulation, everywhere. My body starts to climb, and on my knees, I’m unable to control the buildup. Oh my…”
The bobble-laden shaft is also a fantastic accessory for massage, releasing tension from muscles as you glide the nodules over skin.
Dive into devilishly good vibes with [this] vibrating stroker with curved wings. 12 speeds and patterns send vibrations along your shaft for intense sensations, or fit between you and a partner for electric couple’s play.
With your every curve and contour in mind, they’ve created a bulbous shaft to target your G-spot and a thick rabbit prong to stroke your clit and enable blended orgasmic bliss.
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TC Squishy Wand
(it even says, ‘wand’ and ‘squishy’. Just saying… )
This thrilling 10 function wand is a brilliant back massager, but its pleasure potential doesn’t stop there. Thanks to its squishy silicone head and rumbly vibrations, it’s ideal for external stimulation on intimate areas needing extra encouragement.
[The] internal sleeve is transparent with a non-anatomical stealth opening leaving your imagination to run wild with your own erotic scenarios. Lined with dozens of stimulating bumps, the realistic-feel sleeve offers intense pleasure with the added bonus of suction that is easily controlled via the screw cap base.
The ring grips his penis, which may assist with stronger erections and increased stamina during play, while the generous, ridged clitoral stimulator helps coax her to climax.
Lift your voices together as [this] fits seamlessly between you and adds thrilling vibrations to your lovemaking. Hands-free and wearable, [it] matches its vibration intensity to the strength of your grip, so it’s completely in tune with you.
Didn’t do too badly! Thanks for the answer warning @Ian_Chimp I’d have been gutted to have missed out on playing.
Thanks for the hint. I tracked it down
Jess Wilde and Roy celebrate the 200,000 review! back in March 2018 with the “Name the Sex Toy” game.
Roy is brilliant
I did have a quick scroll down, but I didn’t make it as for as 2018.
Sorry to tease you with just the tip.
By my maths I make it:
- @SexInTheCity 5/10
- @VanillaWithSprinkles 6/10
- @Peitho 3/10
But there are plenty of half-points knocking about if anyone feels they deserve them.
And don’t forget the extra special @Peitho Super Bonus Multiplier.
Going above and beyond by scoring for everyone, I didn’t even score my own
Very happy with that, thank goodness for bad tractor driving bonuses.
The two I own I got, would have been embarrassing to have got them wrong!
Topping river bank… back wheel slid off bank into river. Front wheel spinning in the air, thankfully didn’t topple but not far off 45° angle. Boss had to come and pull me out with another tractor
Short term temporary profile picture displaying my “Oops!”
Did you hear the one about @Peitho’s magic tractor?
It was driving in a field, and poof It turned into a river.
I think I missed the profile picture change @Peitho
That does sound epic though! At least everyone is okay including the tractor
Absolutely Both me and the tractor just needed a good wash, it was a very smelly river. No breakages of either of us though - phew!
I have derailed the topic though, so…
Rebus Puzzles (II)
Simple question (again), what do the following mean?
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CH POORRI
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hijklmno
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Polmumice
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G
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I LOST LOST LOST LOST 7:44
K
A
M -
CCCCCCC
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X I S T (Clue: address)
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abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz
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R|E|A|D|I|N|G
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Symphon
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STAND TAKE 2 TAKINGS
I YOU THROW MY
My Answers to:
Rebus Puzzles (II) 🧩
- Pouring split rich?
- (Alpha)Bette Midler
- Mum’s in the police
- Making up for lost time
- Seven seas
- Twathouse
- Noel
- Reading breaks
- Endless symphony
- I understand you undertake to overthrow my undertakings
Ooooh, so tough!! Turning on my brain!
Attempt at answers here
- The rich half come first?
- Taking the P
- Parenting police
- Making up for lost time
- The seven seas
- 10 downing Street! (That X is what was catching me out!)
- Noel
- Reading between the lines
- Unfinished symphony
- I understand you undertake to overthrow my undertakings
Okay… clue for 6 as I think it’s the hardest. It’s a well known address and I’m editing to state this. If @Ian_Chimp or @Cassii want to amend this one given this info they have a golden edit to do so.
I have used my Golden +1 Edit.
I guess you worked it out then!
your new answer made me laugh