Finally had a chance to sit down and read through your reviews in the My Reviews thread @Blonde_Bunny and I recommend anyone at a loss for something to do and in need of good entertainment to do the same. Particular highlights for me, of the Galaxy Dildo, “How about a voyage to Uranus for all you ass-tranauts?” And of the Greedy Girl G-spot stroker, "This time, my soul left me, and God himself said ‘child, it is not your time, go back to the little white light.’ " You are a simply superb wordsmith!
I should say previous readings of your reviews definitely influenced my purchases of the Bondage Boutique Expandable Spreader Bar and the devishly devine Dame Arc.