I was just in the front room, curtains closed. One of my cats was being really playful and jumping up on to the radiator behind the curtains (so the window side). I kept pulling the curtains back a tiny bit and sneaking up on her. I didn’t realise halfway through that my neighbour was waving at me as she had just arrived home. I gave a big wave back then realised it must’ve looked like I was a proper curtain twitcher, pulling it across only slightly and peeking through the gap. Even worse that the cat would’ve been out of sight from outside 
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This made me chuckle 
I do things like that all the time, then realise if you try and explain yourself it just sounds even worse!
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I’m convinced cats know exactly what they are doing and do things like that with the full intention of making us look silly.
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@SexInTheCity I’ve decided I’m not even going to attempt to explain myself in future for this reason
@AmyA I totally agree! My two are very successful at it 
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Oh la,la, J’adore une femme de chambre française. A bientot
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Wow @Gazza_64 good job there mate.
Well done…
And your next project?
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I don’t know yet hun ? maybe I will have to do some work on my Mrs @CurvyJilly 
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Looking fabulous @Gazza_64 
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Many thanks mate to e honest I am glad it’s done now time to chillax now after tomorrow I am off work for 2 weeks so big plans on doing as little as possible @WillC
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Enjoy your rest, well deserved!
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@WillC I will do mar mate
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Hey yall how is everyone
Possibly or maybe I’m just used to LH ways of measuring as that’s where most my toys are bought from I can see why diameter would be more useful really.
Ah that’s interesting, Thanks for clearing that up for me 
Oh I see, my mistake I thought you were wanting a realistic one. But it’s only if your wife orders it, if she were to agree to being your mistress?
Yes I agree, depending on the fantasy/desires it may be best to just discuss a little bit at a time rather than reveal it all at once and risk scaring them
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@Newton27 A large number of my fantasies would rely on OH being into it and even initiating it or taking charge. If she wasn’t into the scene, the entire fantasy would do nothing for me.
She has tried anal toys with me before but it was awkward because I was still new to it and it was more painful than I anticipated.
This caused uncertainty of her procedure when it was really just me thinking I could take more than I actually could. Really made it kinda awkward lol
So now I’m practicing with the larger of the beginner pegging dildos so when I bring it up and she says yes, I won’t be such a fragile subject and she can feel comfortable that she isn’t causing discomfort or pain.
Part of the reason I hope & suspect she may go for pegging is because she has already used plugs with me (though only once or twice).
Though my biggest concern is that she could think that I’m using her to “fulfill a desire to be with a man”.
Once a thought like that gets in her head it would be very difficult to shake and she’d honestly be turned off to sex for a while.
So I gotta be careful. Plugs is one thing, but her wearing a strapon and being “like a guy” could be a very different and not cool thing.
For me pegging isn’t about fantasizing about being taken by a guy, it’s about her being in control and stimulating my naughty areas 
Also I find it sexy that she’d be ‘teaching me what it feels like to be the girl receiving anal’.
It’s funny how such a small change (plug to strapon) can create vastly different thoughts psychologically and can be the shift between sexy and ‘wtf’.
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Ahh right
I love the idea of being a sub but I wouldn’t know where to start with being a Dom. I would definitely try it though.
Haha I know where you’re coming from I did the same with butt plugs and tried to go too big too soon, big mistake 
Oh that makes sense really to get yourself prepared before hand and find out what your limit is.
I can see why someone would assume if a man wanted to try pegging or something similar it’s because they are curious or interested in men. However there are a lot more reasons to it than that and I’m sure if you explain yours she would be able to understand from your point of view hopefully?
Yeh I can see where you’re coming from. I think if my partner came up to me out the blue n was like “I want you to shove this 8 inch dildo up me” I’d be abit taken aback and it’d probably be an instant no, but if it’s brought up properly and explained that would make all the difference in my answer I feel.
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Now that you mention that, I might keep training with the larger of the two dildos, but only reference the smaller one when I talk to my wife.
The bigger one did surprise me with its size when I got it and someone seeing it who doesn’t have as much experience seeing toys irl might be more intimidated which could solicit a negative response.
Great thought!
@Cupc8kes lol got it. My fantasy is being at the complete mercy of Mistress. If she wants to paddle me till I’m literally showing blood that’s her perogative.
Having my cries for mercy responded to with a “keep it up and I’ll give you 50 more!” would be wildly hot.
Then again that’s my inexperienced fantasy talking. Again I submit I might want out after the third smack on my bum lol
But I also would feel tremendously accomplished and good if I was able to meet Mistress’s demands for my pain & submission.
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@Newton27 Not sure how well that would work as a strap on. If it does though it would be fun to have my wife use to peg me.
Haven’t yet brought up asking her to peg me but it’s on my list of things to do. So much so that I already bought a beginner pegging set for her to use if she says yes.
The dildos are not at all realistic looking. In addition to her simply pegging me, my other fantasy is to have her Dom me and force me to orally service her realistic strapon.
The mixed feelings of enjoying being her sub and “should I enjoy such a realistic dildo?” create a weird wonderful feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Mistress in this fantasy is wearing leather/latex, has me leashed & collared on all fours, and has her dildo dangling in front of my mouth.
She smiles an evil smile as she watches the conflict on my face while she waits for me to comply with her “suck my cock slave!” order.
Just one of the many fantasies that I have. That dildo would be a great one to include in it 
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I’m pretty sure it’s harness compatible and I’d definitely say it’s firm enough so go for it! 
Personally I think I would struggle with the girth of it anally. Definitely one that needs working up to for me anyway.
Well this one is the best realistic one I’ve tried so far can feel every vein it’s amazing.
That sounds like a great fantasy, I think someone needs to bite the bullet and ask so you can make it a reality
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