Hope you have all had a good week. Any plans for the weekend everyone?
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I’ll be working all weekend (still from home), but now we’re out of the city and surrounded by trees, so I’ll be enjoying some fresh air 
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That sounds amazing just rubbish you have to work all weekend.
Maybe go for a walk after work or something like that
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Amazing! No better way to start the weekend than that. Have fun 
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Oooooh @Melody1, enjoy! 
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In (unknown to them) collaboration with @Blonde_Bunny and @PleasureDrone I present Cliff’s festive favourite Dildos and Wine
The lady is a queen, the voyeurs sing,
The clit has swelled, there’s a big O coming;
Dreams of Santa, glass of Bordeux,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Oh, it’s Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.
A time for grinding, a time for receiving,
A time for thrusting, not restraining
Lust and laughter and joy ever after,
Ours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.
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Haha that’s brilliant! And now that will be the only version in my mind when I hear that song at Christmas!
Will have to be careful not to sing along when the family is around with those lyrics though! 
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You get bonus points for including the word ‘fingering’. 
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@Peitho this is brilliant 
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Priceless!
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That is probably the version he should have released as the original is awful.
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Is there scope to slip in a ‘St Knickerless’ somewhere? I believe he may be the patron saint of dildos and wine.
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Not sure he would have made it onto Top Of The Pops with that version!
Although, like you I feel it’s an improvement 
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Not making onto Totp would have been a real result .
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I suspect you’re right… feel free to add any further verses you’d like if you wish, I only tackled two and the chorus. To be fair there was very little to do, Cliff already had the classic line, “Fingers numb, faces aglow”, therefore I figured fingering had to be in there as I’m not sure what else he could have meant? 
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…is the tartan on Victoria’s bodice supposed to be so clumsily mis-matched? 
? I don’t understand
I’ve not seen it yet - wasn’t home from work… got about 3 to catch up on now but I’ll let you know my thoughts in a few weeks!
@steve19 Only Connect 
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Right don’t watch it. She is the presenter.
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