That’s what I would call a home coming. He may have been knackered but I bet he soon found some energy and gave you a good sh***** . edited by mod
Never heard it described as that. No, just the lower two. He used all his energy up on me, and then remembered he needed to unload the car. lol
Its only me that came up with “Were all 3 holes used on the golf course” don’t really know why I called it that but you knew what I meant. You could have left the car until today. Enjoy the festive period. You might even get snow later today.
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I think it is too warm to snow here, but it is very damp. Yesterday was lovely weather though.
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I had snow on the valley hills at my area this morning
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Ooooh, just realised it’s my 1 year anniversary since I joined the Lovehoney family 
So much has happened within our relationship in the past year, it’s been pretty amazing.
Looking forward to the year ahead 
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Happy Anniversary x
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Happy Anniversary @Cupc8kes 
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@Cupc8kes happy anniversary
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Happy anniversary @Cupc8kes, feels like you have always been there! x
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@Cupc8kes Congratz 
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Congratulations @Cupc8kes 
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Oh guys… if I didn’t laugh, I’d cry 
got home from work earlier and stripped off, chucked all my clothes in the laundry basket downstairs. Stark naked, I see Mr FYEO and a friend of his who I’ve never met before walking down the garden path. I’ve never got dressed so quickly. I got introduced to his friend and was incredibly flustered and blushing We went out for a couple of drinks afterwards, all good. And as we got home (his friend went back to his), his friend sent Mr FYEO a text saying “ 
” I think that’s a seal of approval for my bum!
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I wish I’d been a fly on the wall. At least you have made someone happy today, he will not forget that sight. Have a good New Year. @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x
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Sounds like you made someone a very happy man and gave him a great start to the new year
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An update! It certainly was about my bum, although more than just a glimpse through the front room window. Mr FYEO went on to explain that while they were together his phone lit up, and his background is this photo of me. No one knows it’s me, although some may assume. Anyway, his friend saw and commented saying how that’s an incredible bum and he went through a stage of having different models as his background too. Mr FYEO corrected him and told him it was me which made for the response of “oh my god, I can’t talk about your girlfriend like that!” Lots of laughter later and the little exhibitionist in me is secretly loving it.
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@SexySmoggy I’m bringing this here so I don’t get us told off for being off topic on the “when did you last have sex” thread.
I agree about being in the minority of couples still having plenty of sex after many years together.
Sadly most of my friends who are in long term relationships (make and female) don’t have regular sex for several reasons.
The thing I’ve noticed is there is often something else going on in the background, resentment, unresolved relationships issues, stress, lack of communication etc.
When I had a very stressful job my sex drive was almost non existent so can relate.
Sorry for ramblings of a horny welsh woman (say you were) 
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Spot on. I love this observation, @Mrs.John .
My wife and I work at our relationship constantly. It’s not always easy but it’s so well worth investing the time & energy.
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