Ha I think you know me too well 
I would guess it’s very similar in design to the ejaculating 8” one I recently tested and reviewed, completely solid inside which wasn’t all that amazing for deep anal. But I have to say I’m very intrigued with the pump up filling, almost knottable promises this could offer. 
Inflation isn’t a hot topic lately… cough 6%, but I think you did a sensational job of reviewing that dick 
Well done @Peitho, you get a gold review star from me 
@Peitho seconding that. It was a really nice review 
i liked the “what it stuck to” check list
Ah shucks, thanks @Blonde_Bunny and @Green_Eyed_Girl - I shall treasure my star! 
I saw your extra comment at the bottom… I just received a suction cup tester myself, which is a feature I haven’t really considered before, so I’m looking forward to sharing the experience with OH exactly like you wrote it 
Currently looking for “plantation inspiration”; no footboard or headboard here, but I reckon the wooden bed frame itself could work. I just have to get over any monster-under-the-bed fears while my feet are under there… or maybe it’s a friendly monster who’s giving me one 
yes, I think I can work with that!
Have fun experimenting! Turns out our very solid wooden coffee table in the living room is actually the best location for us to combine with a blow job - perfect height
I could definitely suggest the bonnet of one of my neighbours cars.
Not because it’s in the least bit a suitable place for a bit of fun, but it’s just the most appropriate hood ornament I can think of given the way he constantly parks and drives…
I love the xmas holly image youve found somewhere on the main site. So festive. Looks super 
Thanks @Green_Eyed_Girl
I made it up actually. Found the holly as clip art and added the LH logos as ornaments to the bottom of it.
@Peitho @PKH
You are welcome to use it if you wish, all good if not. 
It is actually really convincing. Im sure ive seen something similar in the emails
I think it’s great and works really well but technically you’re then using an image not from the LH website in a non photo thread so I’m not sure quite where you stand rule wise 
Oh, thats a pain.
Hmm. Let me see.
Ok. Ive dredged up some alts from the lovehoney website if you wanted to swap it out. Not a pretty as the holly sadly
(Bonus points if you can guess what the top one is)
Ah, I hadn’t thought of that. Thanks for pointing that out.
@Green_Eyed_Girl
Great work looking for alternatives. The middle one looks ok, but really the main site is not very ‘traditionally’ festive, so it’s slim pickings I think.
@Lovehoney_Brenna
A) should I remove the holly decoration from the above posts? ( happy to if required) and,
B) could you please split these comments off into a more suitable thread.
Thanks
Thanks. Im just having a bad time with the C.F.S right now. Caught a little virus and i dont react well to them. thankfully not sick anymore., Just very tired so resting at the moment.
Hopefully feel more like it by the 25th as long as i take it easy.
I hope you feel better soon @Green_Eyed_Girl , sending hugs 
Thank mate, you too
Hoping your xmas will be ok for you despite family drama 
Thanks @Green_Eyed_Girl 
It’s this one 
I didn’t like the way it made his penis buzzy, and it wasn’t very stimulating when I’d grind on it… I tried my best 
That’s all we can ask for…!
If there ever is a good offer on it, I wholeheartedly recommend the tenga vibrating cock ring. Simply amazing for missionary and cowgirl. My wife loves it.
I felt really sorry for my husband last night. 6 hours to get home mostly in rain and fog, crap food from the last place open (8pm we are talking about), and when he gets in (at about 11), he’s knackered and thirsty, but he has to deal with a hyped up tart who needed his cock, and was as subtle as a brick by grabbing his trousered cock, rubbing it, then bending over the sofa holding herself wide open, even before he’d taken his coat off. Poor bloke, but I desperately needed his cock. What’s a girl to do?
That’s what I would call a home coming. He may have been knackered but I bet he soon found some energy and gave you a good sh***** . edited by mod
