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Exactly! Mine was Grease on vinyl.
It was a Christmas present. I was too young to pick up on any of the references, I just knew that I was not allowed to sing any of the songs in front of Grandma.

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Hi there. Nice to see you back.
If you have purchased things yourself, you can review them any time you like, or not at all.

For items sent to you free in return for a review, there is usually a 1 month window but some secret items can be a week or two - Brenna will say which in each case.

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cheers @MsR
thank you too.x
nice to have time to pop on. would like it to be more, sure itwon’t be too long til everyone sick o me. hehe.
thank you. good to know. i do appreciate the reply. nice to know i can relax a bit.
lookin forward to sharing some o these pics. and to photographing the rest a bit more leisurely now. i do set myself too big a challenge at times

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Chippy tea done soon be beer o’clock

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@Melody1 it is my disco stick dick. Yes you’re right

I think @Blonde_Bunny will be out of the office for a while :joy::wink:

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I tried, I pried, I screamed I cried, but it would not fit inside.

But today I’ll have another go, and this time I won’t take it as slow.

I’ll take the lot right to the base, with lust laced terror up on my face :rofl:

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I am not surprised, it looked like it would bring a tear to the eye.

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More like a tear to the vagina. :slightly_smiling_face:

Take it slow, and work up to it. :+1:

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Love your poetry! :joy:

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Awww thanks @WillC, I just can’t help myself :joy::woman_facepalming:t3:

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@Onlyones and @Ian_Chimp I promise you both I will try to be sensible and safe where possible :sweat_smile::face_with_hand_over_mouth::heart:

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@Blonde_Bunny - Lovely poem. Ah, is this a case of your eyes were bigger than your vagina? I’ve been there a few times myself :sweat_smile:

I know which dimensions I can and can’t handle with practice. Even though I can’t take some of them fully (yet), I can still manage to enjoy their stretch. Just take things at your own pace and enjoy what you can. Don’t hurt yourself.

Is it the knot that you’re trying to get past or are you having trouble before getting to that?

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I will try not to be too graphic as I’m sure many will not want to know, but last night was probably the best masturbation session I have ever experienced. I’m absolutely fine up to the knot, but God that thing is a challenge, I nearly did it, I was close, really close. That feeling of stretch is just an indescribable pleasure for me and I cannot wait to get all of that lower knot section in me. I’m kind of hoping it gets stuck too :rofl::sweat_smile::drooling_face:

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I see you’re working on your next award winning review though :+1:

I have the same problem sometimes too but to be honest, I’d be more worried about getting this bad boy back out
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Well, I’m glad you enjoyed your new monstrosity :grin: I think once I started using these type of dildos, my other normal looking ones didn’t get much of a look in anymore, haha.

I know what you mean. That “barely fits” feeling is amazing!

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@Melody1, just leave it in :joy::joy::joy:

@Mint-Monster, It would seem I’ve become the “will this fit, will this fit? Oh I’m gonna make this fit”. :joy::drooling_face:

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@Blonde_Bunny wiggle… Wiggle like your life depends on it! Have you tried Relaxing works wonders for me xx

Ps it doesn’t numb completely… Just enough

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@Orgasm_Chaser, it’s hard trying to relax and trying not to cum at the same time :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Click the blue word ya fanny :joy::joy::wink:

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@Orgasm_Chaser, yes yes I just saw that :joy::woman_facepalming:t3:

Oh but I like a little pain! :joy::drooling_face::heart_eyes:

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