Which time, lol! Burning myself badly with a normal candle on me nuts, rubbing vaporub on my balls to get off, or getting lasses to wrap me up like a pretzel to give myself a facial? All humiliation play but sometimes it hurts, lol. X
Not really, I don't think that we'd be into petplay though although I wouldn't mind being a kitty ;) We've both started of quote vanillaish and are slowly coming over to the dark side. However, I don't think that I'd be into hardcore BDSM, just very kinky stuff.
I made a chilli for dinner, washed up as I went along. Hubby came into the kitchen and made his intentions clear that we were going to have some sexy time later. I went into the bathroom and popped in my kegel balls and started to get hot down there to the point that it was burning hot, excruciating. Jumped into the shower after rapidly removing my skirt and sandals. Still wearing my top hosing myself down until the burning subsided. Must have fresh chilli still on my fingers.
When I wasn't well acquainted with butt plugs and chose one completely unsuitable for a newbie but hate quitting so kept going til it was in. Then it disappeared!!!! Heart stopping moment. I did manage to retrieve it but put me off for years to come.
Hmm...I'm not sure if it counts but the first time I squirted I didn't know what it was and I got worried and thought that I had a weak bladder or something... I looked it up on the internet and it put my mind at ease, phew...
Oh, there's also been a few times were I've had kegel weights inserted and they've slightly "crowned" as I'm walking around but in my over-reactive imagination they are out and going to pop out my trouser leg or something!(Eeek!) Haha, I shouldn't worry so much.
When I opened up my latest delivery from LH, the LH lge butt plug and the Doc Johnson Titanmen Mr Rumpy, both a good deal larger than anything I have tried before. The OH quickly proclaimed they were all mine, she has no intention of trying them out.