Gets a member of ZZ Top
Inserts a witches hat…
Gets a broom…
Inserts a castor…
Gets wheeled around all day
Inserts a smart watch…
Gets to beat your own wank record…
Inserts a pair of clogs…
Gets to go Dutch (Guess who just bought a smart watch? 
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Inserts a hand grenade…
Gets an explosive ticker…
Inserts a Gravy boat…
Gets to go Aaaaaah!
Inserts a cash register…
Gets a forever opening drawer…
Inserts a wet tongue…
Gets a luxurious lapping
Inserts a fly paper…
Gets sticky hair…
Inserts a plastic curly crazy straw…
Gets an interesting sucking experience
Inserts a bulldog clip…
Gets a clit clamp that actually fits…
Inserts a fire guard…
Gets a waffle pattern on your legs from standing too close.
Inserts a poker chip…
Gets Lucky…
Inserts a crow…
Gets a murder
Inserts a school tie…
Gets a kipper…
Inserts an oar…
Gets a good paddling, a good stroke and cox
Inserts a mushroom…
Gets Dylan…
Inserts a See-Saw…
Gets the bumps cos the other person is a porker.
Inserts a beach ball…
Gets an arousing aroma…
Inserts a triangle (musical)