The Vending Machine

Gets a warm feeling inside.

Inserts a powder puff…

Gets a light dusting…

Inserts a radiator key…

Gets drained and not the way expected!

Inserts a moth…

Gets a flickering light…

Inserts a wax dummy…

Gets a good likeness

Inserts a bike chain…

Gets oily fingers…

Inserts a bottle of mouthwash…

Gets a burning tongue

Inserts a hymn book…

Brings back memories…

Inserts a clit clamp…

Gets a bit swollen

Inserts a bath plug…

Gets a chain tail…

Inserts a football net…

Gets a hat trick, a goal in all 3 holes

Inserts an aspirin…

Gets dodgy blood…

Inserts a shark tooth…

Gets a big bite

Inserts a pin cushion…

Gets Several Pricks…

Inserts a St. Chrisopher pendant

Gets to go all the way

Inserts a contact lens…

Gets to see with one eye shut…so can look for the other one…

Inserts a stained glass window…

Gets to see a rainbow of colours

Inserts a bin bag…

Gets a lovely aroma…

Inserts a dustpan & brush…

Gets housemaid’s knee

Inserts a kaleidoscope…

Gets a unique rainbow of colours…:rainbow::rainbow::rainbow:

Inserts a beard…