Gets pinged
Inserts a ham sandwich…
Gets gratification…Oooohhh please can I have another?
Inserts a penny black…
Gets a licked behind
Inserts a loofah…
Gets aloof…
Inserts a buckle…
Gets told to belt up
Inserts a trainer sock…
Gets a proper pair of socks…
Inserts a boxing glove…
Gets prevented from wanking
Inserts a string of fairy lights…
Gets in a tangle…
Inserts a cue ball…
Gets to hit the pink and brown 
Inserts a baseball cap
Gets to look a …
Inserts an ocean…
Gets swept away to paradise
Inserts a gherkin…
Gets a big mac…
Inserts a bag of mini cheddars…
Gets cheesy fingers
Inserts a pocket watch…
Gets an Albert…
Inserts a Velcro Fly…
Gets just enough of that sticky stuff!
Inserts a canula…
Gets a hard way to maintain fluids…
Inserts a steel boned corset…
Gets a very nice chin rest
Inserts a hand fan…
Gets a fetish…
Inserts a roll of wrapping paper…
Gets to squeeze and touch it, even though it’s obvious what’s wrapped up
Inserts a hob nob…
Gets the chocolate sucked off…
Inserts a belly bar piercing…