The Vending Machine

Gets a fish finger

Inserts a hard hat…

Gets a shiny helmet…

Inserts a castor…

Gets wheeled away sitting on the sofa

Inserts a burglar alarm…

Gets to hit it with a hammer…

Inserts a urine sample pot…

Gets a subtle bouqet, with fruity undertones

Inserts a bag of marbles…

Gets to lose 'em…

Inserts a spark gun…

Gets a quick flash

Inserts a bath bomb…

Gets to drop…splash…fizz

Inserts a dollop of lube

Gets a slick entrance

Inserts a length of dental floss…

Gets a G-String…

Inserts a nipple piercing

Gets something to tug and suck on

Inserts a dipstick…

Gets to dip his wick…

Inserts a tank top

Gets Frank Spencer

Inserts a bangle…

Gets a Manic Monday…

Inserts a wet dream

Gets a damp mattress

Inserts a swatch of fabric…

Gets the beginning of a patchwork quilt…

Inserts a mousetrap…

Gets a broken finger

Inserts a roll of toilet paper…

Gets to go on and on and on and on…

Inserts a mosaic plate…

Gets a meal on a rainbow

Inserts a padlock…

Gets to pick it…

Inserts a sleeping bag…:notes:

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