The Vending Machine

Gets three blokes with various degrees of facial hair and a cool car

Inserts a blancmange…

Gets to live on the ceiling…

Inserts a hoodie…

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Gets a cosy garment

Inserts a training shoe…

Gets a good kick

Inserts an electric bill…

Gets a BIG shock!

Inserts a tent…

Gets a stiff pole…

Inserts a pocket watch…

Gets fobbed off

Inserts a glove puppet…

Gets fisted…

Inserts a cloak…

Gets a dagger

Inserts a pork chop…

Gets Hong Kong Phooey…

Inserts a beret…

Gets Frank Spencer

Inserts a moped…

Gets a hair dryer…

Inserts a lathe…

Gets turned…right round like a record baby

Inserts a reel to reel tape…

Gets a Marillion Album…

Inserts a cinema ticket…

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Gets fumble on the back row

Inserts a love potion…

Gets aroused…

Inserts a birth certificate…

Gets a passport

Inserts a sherbert dib dab…

Gets a powdery suck…

Inserts a mouth organ…

Gets a an organ to blow on

Inserts a parking ticket…

Gets :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::triumph::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Inserts a budgie…