Gets a chatty bird
Inserts a bath towel…
Gets a steamy wrap…
Inserts a cassette recorder…
Gets the top 30 on a Sunday afternoon
Inserts a toilet roll tube…
Gets shitty fingerprints…
Inserts a salt shaker…
Gets a salty mouthful
Inserts a filofax…
Gets a yuppy…
Inserts a pinball machine…
Gets a deaf dumb and blind kid
Inserts a steel toecapped boot…
Gets kicked black and blue…
Inserts a box of chocolates…
Gets a metaphor for life
Inserts a leg brace…
Gets supported…
Inserts a tangfastic…
Gets to pull a face like a Japanese bloke cumming
Inserts a J Cloth…
Gets a chequered wipe…
Inserts a trolley coin…
Gets a pair of pliers to retrieve it
Inserts a plectrum…
Gets to give a good plucking…
Inserts a wedding ring
Gets a mouthful of wedding cake
Inserts a pot plant…
Gets a good watering…
Inserts a dog licence…
Gets lead astray wearing a studded collar
Inserts a bullet belt…
Gets to look sexy…
Inserts a fish knife…
Gets a whale of a time
Inserts a post it note…
Gets to still forget…
Inserts a crumpet…