The Vending Machine

Gets a buttery delight

Inserts a smart watch…

Gets to bionic wank…

Inserts a briefcase…

Gets more than their files rifled through

Inserts a marrow…

Gets watery eyes…

Inserts a lock of hair…

Gets a different kind of DNA sample

Inserts a tooth pick…

Gets a sharp prick…

Inserts a window with ice on the inside…

Gets a 70’s bedroom

Inserts an ice pick…

Gets to try and crack it…

Inserts a sparkler…

Gets burnt fingers

Inserts a cock cage…

Gets to feel like a real budgie…

Inserts a drawbridge…

Gets to open it up on a “Knightly” basis and experience his lance

Inserts a bar of soap…

Gets cheap lube…

Inserts a bratwurst…

Gets a girthy spicy mouthful

Inserts a blank cheque…

Gives it back…

Inserts a hairnet…

Gets to look like Ena Sharples

Inserts a crystal ball…

Gets a vision of the not so good…

Inserts a masquerade mask…

Gets to dance with a stranger or do you?

Inserts a handlebar moustache…

Gets a clit tickler…

Inserts an invite…

Gets a quick acceptance

Inserts a padlock…

Gets locked in…

Inserts a leather biker jacket…