The Vending Machine

Gets a mugshot…

Inserts a pencil sharpener…

Gets lead in your pencil

Inserts a butt plug…

Gets to break the tile after farting it out…

Inserts a headboard…

Gets a good headbanging session!

Inserts an ash tray…

Gets a load of butts…

Inserts a fly swatter…

Gets a sore arse with a waffle pattern on your cheeks.

Inserts a blancmange…

Gets a facefull

Inserts assorted buttons ….

Gets them all pushed

Inserts a dog collar…

Gets a ball gag…

Inserts a roll of caps (for a cap gun)…

Gets a fair few bangs

Inserts a gym bag…

Gets a pair of Sweaty Trainers…

Inserts a feather duster…

Gets a naughty, sensual tickling

Inserts a stetson…

Leaves their hat on

Inserts a phone charger…

Takes that 0% feeling away…

Inserts a pair of cowboy boots…

Gets a good hard ride

Inserts a pea shooter…

Gets to pee multiple times…

Inserts a candlestick…

Gets a bit of hot wax play

Inserts a frozen pea…

Gets a Princess…

Inserts a bodystocking…

Gets an amazing view

Inserts a marrow…

Gets a boner…

Inserts a Staple Gun…