Gets a lot of pricks
Inserts a sat nav…
Gets a porn star talking to you…
Inserts a steeplejack…
Gets to sit on top of a huge erection
Inserts a rubber ring…
Gets immediate pile relief…
Inserts a bag of flour…
Gets all dusty
Inserts a teddy bear…
Gets a nostalgic cuddle…
Inserts a shop mannequin…
Gets a blank stare and a bald head
Inserts a filofax…
Gets To Flip through it…
Inserts a Cobweb…
Gets tangled up
Inserts a wooden chip fork…
Gets a sore gum…
Inserts a jelly baby…
Gets to bite it’s head off
Inserts a tennis racket…
Gets tennis elbow…
Inserts a girthy moist erection…
Gets total satisfaction
Inserts a plant pot…
Gets more than miracle grow…
Inserts a pair of marigolds…
Gets the washing up done, and an interesting hand job
Inserts a pizza…
Gets a good slice…
Inserts a ring box…
Gets a girl’s best friend
Inserts a balloon…
Gets a Latex Dress…
Inserts a pair of Monkey Boots…
Gets a good kicking
Inserts an ice cube…
Gets A Cool Trickle…
Inserts a Mug…