Gets a nice warm mouthful
Inserts an egg timer…
Gets Shell Shocked…
Inserts a raw chip…
Gets a rare tasty treat
Inserts a bum bag…
Gets a Fanny Pack…
Inserts an ear bud…
Gets an ear infection
Inserts a length of dental floss…
Gets the blood supply cut off in your fingers…
Inserts a fire screen…
Gets a warm glow
Inserts a lipstick…
Gets a red tinged cock…
Inserts a blindfold…
Gets their remaining senses stimulated
Inserts an 99…
Gets the other 9…
Inserts a shoe box…
Gets the boot
Inserts a strimmer…
Gets to cut through the cable…again…
Inserts a wendy house…
Gets to inhale the smell of pvc.
Inserts a string vest…
Gets a load of brown onions…
Inserts a pair of fingerless gloves…
Gets to look like Albert Steptoe
Inserts a mobile phone…
Gets a Signal…
Inserts a flip flop…
Gets irritated by the slapping noise.
Inserts a felt tip pen…
Gets to colour in a paper doily…
Inserts a bonfire lolly…
Gets something hard and sweet to suck on.
Inserts a parasol…
Gets to be real shady…
Inserts a fly swatter…