Gets a thwack on the ass.
Inserts a computer mouse…
Gets a sugar mouse…
Inserts a standard lamp…
Gets a bright idea
Inserts a catapult…
Gets to write a 1000 lines for catapulting maggots at the teacher…
Inserts a toe ring…
Gets a good toe sucking
Inserts a covid mask…
Gets to hide piercings…
Inserts a nipple…
Gets a good sucking
Inserts a name badge…
Gets to learn how to spell it…
Inserts an ink pen…
Gets a hand written message
Inserts a contact lens…
Gets to choose eye your own eye colour…
Inserts a set square…
Gets to see all the angles
Inserts a beauty spot…
Gets shut down because of health and safety…
Inserts white dog shite…
Gets a 70’s memory.
Inserts a gorilla…
Gets a hairy chest…
Inserts a bangle…
Gets to walk like an Egyptian on a Manic Monday while going down to Liverpool to look for an eternal flame.
Inserts a cushion…
Gets pumped…errrrm plumped…
Inserts an abacus
Gets their sums right
Inserts a hot air balloon…
Gets shot down in flames…
Inserts a bath sheet…
Gets all wrapped up and cosy
Inserts a Parka…
Gets a Lambretta…
Inserts a stick of candy floss…